What is your secret Sup Forums?

What is your secret Sup Forums?

Sometimes I like to bring my parrot into McDonald's or while going to the store. No one seems to mind and he enjoys going out!
>Pic related, it's him

I want to be fucked in the ass by my chihuahua

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cute birb m80
10/10

i want to be one of paris hilton's chihuahua's and i want you to fuck you in the ass

cum withing 30 sec of intercourse

im a fat virgin

i have sex in the missionary position and enjoy it

I was actually skankhunt42

Do it! For Science!

i like to have a cigarette while taking a shit

thanks man

Im married and fucking three women on the side. I made the mistake of falling in love with one and she recently left it. It hurts, but whatever.

fucking gross

Seriously the best thing ever...

I browse Sup Forums while taking a shit

I hate my faggot fucking roommate. I wish he would kill himself so we could be rid of his petty bullshit

What does he do?

I've been pegged before

He doesn't fly around?

i want to peg someone

No. He prefers to stay on my shoulder, where he knows it's safe. His wings are also clipped too (its not painful at all, its like cutting your hair, the regrow in about in month) so just in case he can make a safe landing but not fly away if spooked.

Aww. Do grills come up and pet him?

I just mentioned it one night to my girlfriend and she thought it sounded fun. It was enjoyable but not something I would do all that often