Waifu claiming thread: Smug Crew Thread
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>napping isn't fun so it isnt allowed
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun. Long dick style!
Shinoa claimed
circlejerk
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Why isn't this thread showing up on the catalog?
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>Smug
more performances. yay.
カラミチーマス
post is too long for scroll wheel
Claim
Best waifu ever.
>Protip you can't prove me wrong
no duh cant prove you wrong because it's up to opinion on your waifu.
well, that's just like your opinion man. Whatever.
So very smol.
claimed
nice taste manga was nice
>popcorn and coca-cola
Now I'm hungry.
So glad Seahawks lost again.
To the Falcons
In playoffs
Again
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don't ruin it for me
The Reich has arrived and is currently purging all non Aryans!
That's more of a cute smile
Post smug
Hey
She's not smug
>
Not my fault
Rate my foot ?/10
Yo
Slav/10
How smug is this?
Hello there!
she dies
You need bigger shoes~
-sits on his favorite blanket and plays with small squirrel figures quietly-
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I'm not wearing shoes lol.
Rude
oh my
You said Hillary was going to win, right?
stroke my cock while you do it
deal~
Hello!
PURGE!
"Conventional weapons are no match for the angels "
who put a collar on you?!
here let me get that off for you
with your mouth
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My creator put it on me, and I'll die if you remove it
-holds one Squirrel, the governor of the tree. It gives a squeaky speech to the squirrel audience about how to share the acorms and about stealing hot chocolate from pantries-
*dies*
no deal! bye
Yeah I guess leave now
Go ahead. Call your Fuhrer. It cant un-fuck you.
12 cms is a very big difference between a 12 year old and a 15 year old. Especually when the 12 year old body is taller :^)
oh nvm then
Why did you want to remove it?
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don't be shy
nice
-makes all the little squirrels cheer and they get together to plan how to take the hot chocolate.-
Why are you mad
>I have a slight feeling you aren't the Shinoa I know
Yooo.
leave wild animals alone you might catch rabies
Playing starbound. You?
I like
Pls dont leave friend
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
You didn't see the > in one of my replies?
>Conventional weapons
I have more then weak "Conventional weapons".
The Reich will purge all!
-looks up from the plastic squirrel figurines and squeaks?- o.o
Not much atm
You mother fucker that's my waifu
I will now acquire trips to steal her back
why do you squeak? are you suddenly made of plastic too?
;.; -is just made of me-
-hug-
good bye smug, i won't be coming back to these threads anymore.
and what are you made of? if anything
is that squeaking a medical condition?
The Reich will stop you!
Quiet prisoner!
On to the next!
the Reich will not fall!
Add me on discord if you haven't though!
Shinoa#3852
Booooooo
>shinoa
nobody should have to wear a collar! not only for how uncomfortable it must be but because of how dehumanizing it is. just wait until i find who created you i'm going to have a few words with him don't you worry
-gives you tea. Also chastises you for being foolish.-
It's pretty late on my end.
-is not sick- ;.;
then what are you?
Then go to sleep lol
You'd be surprised how many people like wearing a collar for exactly that reason.
-is a me- ;.;
are you edible?
No, I have a feeling you aren't the Vietnamese Shinoa.
X_X -hides. Doesn't trust-
i don't like talking to people outside of threads
you don't think it makes me look cute?
hi
Okay.
I won't hurt you. unless you want me to
-closes the broom closet door and locks it-
I'll feed you cookies, seeds and nibble your ear
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i guess you're right
you would still be cute without it
-hides under the cot, afraid, and holds onto his rabbit-
Morning! How's it going?
You got crab mixed up with the other word :^). Tet is coming up and you're being the single lion
I guess it was nice talking to you
Playing starbound. All good. you?
>shinoa
r-really..?
let me pet you I won't hurt you at all I can brush your hair too
I never saw the word crab. And I think (and hope) it was only for the eye dotting.
-has already brushed hair- ;.:
oh cool our avatars share the same VA
anyway bye
I'm just kind of laying in bed and talking to Mako, so I'm good. Had a good day so far?
I'll still pet you and give you seeds
Those weapons still only fire slugs. Not even lasers.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE yourself, shortsmug.
Just try and stop me.
Was it :^)
I told you that before. Take care ikaros user
-huffs and plays with his squirrel toys under the cot.-
Almost fell off a 24ft High shelf at work, had a terrible migraine, almost got crushed by like 200lb boxes, playing vidya with anons now. It's been a good day. Hope you had a good day too
:(
As far as I know it is.
I need sleep now. Can't be falling asleep halfway through my performance.