Faces' of /b
Faces' of /b
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will post my god tier cock for dubs
is that shirt painted on?
I'll post my dick for fun
Are you a euro?
Fag/10
Girth consistency on point
No, I'm just fatter than when I bought it
Aw shucks stop it, you.
American. Trump is topkek now.
But if you mean eth, i am 50 irish, 1/4 slovak, 1/4 italian
Ick.
>Admitting you're a potato nigger
fuck, why not.
Its me again
reasonably attractive. good job user.
I could look worse...right?
Why the hell not
Well... at least you're white.
Your hair says "German", but your face says "Pizza."
True
Why not
no
guess my age
Get back on the boat, Paddy.
But in all honesty, faces like this are the reason why Aryan girls spread their legs for Potato Niggers. You sexy piece of shit.
Well fuck dubs never lie
25 and where can you smoke inside?
I'm guessing you're about 36, and your girlfriend is between 8 and 14
Never heard that one before.
Actually only 1/8 german
The sign above his head says 'smoking lounge'
so you're 0.875 pizza?
Nah
I'm not Italian at all.
rate&hate
You look like you're gonna go for my neck, but that Jimmy Neutron hairstyle is also fairly disarming. You look completely harmless until I put my finger over the hair and look at just your face.
Ted Mosby?
No Irish in me.
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Scottish then. Whats the difference? Potayto Nigger, Potahto Nigger
Please hate not rate
are you asian? because every asian mother fucker says that
I would love to grab two fistfuls of your hair while you gag on my cock. I would even cuddle and take you to dinner after.
I'm dying of laughter. I love you this comment and the previous one
are u in trump's house?
Are you in middle school?
yes
This is now a Get thread.
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fags will say no way he could have done that instal that quick, but he already removed the climate change page in just a few hours
You look like a Furby with a hipster aestheric
collage
Hope I didn't fuck this up again
and the faggots domain too
People overestimate the time it takes to install a toilet. It takes a half hour if you don't know how.
post collage
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@ donald's house
Had a sexual attractiom to Tony Hawk back in middle school
dead inside
Huge nose, lazy eye, acne.
7/10
Then you're fucking young lookin
u look mexican, get the fuck out of donalt's house
Those eyebrows make you look like a werewolf
Lol nah that fucker looks like he survived progeria
you're close but i'm cuban
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saludos entones, y trate de no ataponarle el inodoro al tio donaldo
You losers are UGLY asf, I'm over here rolling around in my whip crushing mad poon
Of course. Only Jews get trips like that
kek
You look like you're half neanderthal
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>cuban heritage
>dad never taught me spanish
>must be american then
Hey guys I'm consistently called the most nonphotogenic person people have met, I am incapable of taking a good selfie and people constantly comment on how much better I look in person. I'm trying out new angles here, which of the 4 works best? If none, what should I do to improve?
Fuck it, Lets just do it
I really like the 4th one, you look like an AIDS patient in all the rest
Cute
You look fine. A little like Keith Alberstadt
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hey now you're an all star, get your game on, go play
sweater win
the book is beautiful, you're not tho
why dont girls like me?
basically if I actually smile my face contorts like Willem Dafoe and it takes over. Apparently super cute in person but makes me look like the joker in pics.
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Sorcerer Dave
More?
Personally think that pure pretty attractive
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Do you work at the planetarium at UNC?
Aw thanks I kinda needed to hear that. Here's the only two I've taken that I even kinda like
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I'm 20 before the underage comments, other than that, hi.
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Well I now feel dead inside more than I normally do
Frowning makes anyone look awful. I'm the dude posting about how shitty his selfies are and even I know that
Well take more man! You look better than most people I know!
I know, but sadly enough that's me trying to even fake a smile or something
Drunk?
you look like a holocaust survivor
You look a lot like my friend
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