Faces' of /b

Faces' of /b

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will post my god tier cock for dubs

is that shirt painted on?

I'll post my dick for fun

Are you a euro?
Fag/10

Girth consistency on point

No, I'm just fatter than when I bought it

Aw shucks stop it, you.

American. Trump is topkek now.

But if you mean eth, i am 50 irish, 1/4 slovak, 1/4 italian

Ick.

>Admitting you're a potato nigger

fuck, why not.

Its me again

reasonably attractive. good job user.

I could look worse...right?

Why the hell not

Well... at least you're white.

Your hair says "German", but your face says "Pizza."

True

Why not

no

guess my age

Get back on the boat, Paddy.


But in all honesty, faces like this are the reason why Aryan girls spread their legs for Potato Niggers. You sexy piece of shit.

Well fuck dubs never lie

25 and where can you smoke inside?

I'm guessing you're about 36, and your girlfriend is between 8 and 14

Never heard that one before.

Actually only 1/8 german

The sign above his head says 'smoking lounge'

so you're 0.875 pizza?

Nah

I'm not Italian at all.

rate&hate

You look like you're gonna go for my neck, but that Jimmy Neutron hairstyle is also fairly disarming. You look completely harmless until I put my finger over the hair and look at just your face.

Ted Mosby?

No Irish in me.

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Scottish then. Whats the difference? Potayto Nigger, Potahto Nigger

Please hate not rate

are you asian? because every asian mother fucker says that

I would love to grab two fistfuls of your hair while you gag on my cock. I would even cuddle and take you to dinner after.

I'm dying of laughter. I love you this comment and the previous one

are u in trump's house?

Are you in middle school?

yes

This is now a Get thread.

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fags will say no way he could have done that instal that quick, but he already removed the climate change page in just a few hours

You look like a Furby with a hipster aestheric

collage

Hope I didn't fuck this up again

and the faggots domain too

People overestimate the time it takes to install a toilet. It takes a half hour if you don't know how.

post collage

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@ donald's house

Had a sexual attractiom to Tony Hawk back in middle school

dead inside

Huge nose, lazy eye, acne.

7/10

Then you're fucking young lookin

u look mexican, get the fuck out of donalt's house

Those eyebrows make you look like a werewolf

Lol nah that fucker looks like he survived progeria

you're close but i'm cuban

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saludos entones, y trate de no ataponarle el inodoro al tio donaldo

You losers are UGLY asf, I'm over here rolling around in my whip crushing mad poon

Of course. Only Jews get trips like that

kek

You look like you're half neanderthal

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>cuban heritage
>dad never taught me spanish
>must be american then

Hey guys I'm consistently called the most nonphotogenic person people have met, I am incapable of taking a good selfie and people constantly comment on how much better I look in person. I'm trying out new angles here, which of the 4 works best? If none, what should I do to improve?

Fuck it, Lets just do it

I really like the 4th one, you look like an AIDS patient in all the rest

Cute

You look fine. A little like Keith Alberstadt

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hey now you're an all star, get your game on, go play

sweater win

the book is beautiful, you're not tho

why dont girls like me?

basically if I actually smile my face contorts like Willem Dafoe and it takes over. Apparently super cute in person but makes me look like the joker in pics.

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Sorcerer Dave

More?
Personally think that pure pretty attractive

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Do you work at the planetarium at UNC?

Aw thanks I kinda needed to hear that. Here's the only two I've taken that I even kinda like

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I'm 20 before the underage comments, other than that, hi.

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Well I now feel dead inside more than I normally do

Frowning makes anyone look awful. I'm the dude posting about how shitty his selfies are and even I know that

Well take more man! You look better than most people I know!

I know, but sadly enough that's me trying to even fake a smile or something

Drunk?

you look like a holocaust survivor

You look a lot like my friend

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