You know the drill
Someone names a superpower and another restricts the power
I'll start: Can choose how old you are at any moment.
You know the drill
Someone names a superpower and another restricts the power
I'll start: Can choose how old you are at any moment.
but your age is also your dick size in inches
Be able to become any size at will
but the bigger you are the more dogs you have to fuck
But your dick goes the opposite
These are some shit restrictions.
Im ok with this. Thank you anons
You can read other peoples minds
But you get a splitting headache every time you do
In a language that you dont understand
You can survive in the vacuum of space for an eternity
The power to grant people three wishes
You can only stay in the vacuum of space with nothing to do
You die after you grant them
with nickelback on loop unendingly and uncontrollably
as long as their penis is inside your butt
Be able to finally get a gf
Is trap
die after granting all three or just one?
If the first, just give everyone only two wishes each. ez
Give all the men in the world called "Dan" an orgasm of random strength whenever you choose.
Your mouth and ass fills with their semen every time you do so
>implying that's a bad thing
No longer have to piss/shit.
but every full moon you turn into a toilet
Your wife's mouth and ass fill with their semen every time you do so and so you become a cuck
You can maneuver your penis like a tail.
the ability to teleport behind people and cut them with my edge
No girl wants to suck a tail and you stay a virgin for life
You stay a virgin too
not if I rape them
hair starts growing on the tip when you do it
leak all saturday