You know the drill

You know the drill
Someone names a superpower and another restricts the power

I'll start: Can choose how old you are at any moment.

but your age is also your dick size in inches

Be able to become any size at will

but the bigger you are the more dogs you have to fuck

But your dick goes the opposite

These are some shit restrictions.

Im ok with this. Thank you anons

You can read other peoples minds

But you get a splitting headache every time you do

In a language that you dont understand

You can survive in the vacuum of space for an eternity

The power to grant people three wishes

You can only stay in the vacuum of space with nothing to do

You die after you grant them

with nickelback on loop unendingly and uncontrollably

as long as their penis is inside your butt

Be able to finally get a gf

Is trap

die after granting all three or just one?

If the first, just give everyone only two wishes each. ez

Give all the men in the world called "Dan" an orgasm of random strength whenever you choose.

Your mouth and ass fills with their semen every time you do so

>implying that's a bad thing

No longer have to piss/shit.

but every full moon you turn into a toilet

Your wife's mouth and ass fill with their semen every time you do so and so you become a cuck

You can maneuver your penis like a tail.

the ability to teleport behind people and cut them with my edge

No girl wants to suck a tail and you stay a virgin for life
You stay a virgin too

not if I rape them

hair starts growing on the tip when you do it

leak all saturday