Was this the peak of naval warfare kino?

Was this the peak of naval warfare kino?

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no, Master and Commander was

no mang its ben hur

Black Sails S3 finale

No master and commander was.

This scene was p. bad
Probably the most kino scene in any Pirates movies but that's saying literally zero

why do they fire at the masts!

To de-mast the ship and leave it floating and helpless

das boot was

Because they want to board the ship and take its cargo, you retard. They're pirates.

No because realistically his body would have been turned into a bloody pulp by the flying splinters.

perhaps they're wandering why someone would shoot a man, before throwing him out to sea.

It's kino, not a documentary.

no, this was

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>They're pirates.
It was the brittish ship that fired you retard

Same reason burglars don't set a house on fire before robbing it

I really liked the first three movies. Why was the fourth one so shitty?

>dat music
badass

Edgey Mcpirate Face: Manchild Edition

>memes

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Haha, well memed!

It doesn't matter who we are, what matters is our plunder

ian mcshane is a terrible actor

Black Sails really stepped the game up, S1 I was more or less forcing myself through it

Lotta loyalty for a hired pirate

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this totally redeemed S1 in my eyes, especially 2:00+

*ship gets blown in half*
*capt. stands there*
>BOOOM
*head gets blown off*
"heh.. scallywags*

>BOOOOOM
*cannon volley destroys crew*
*headless captain just stands there, doesn't move*

>white trash audience stands up in shock dropping their cheese puffs
>start clapping at the tv

Yeah but as a whole there was so much time spent on land and it was uninteresting as fuck, it's the (few) ship scenes that kept me hooked

Why the fuck are they shooting muskets at it

to get lucky and kill some crew members?

>that CGI flag

no

Dude, look at the CGI water

Really innacurate considering the Royal Navy doctrine was to sink ships not capture them

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>considering the Royal Navy doctrine was to sink ships not capture them

Whatever you say pirate

No, Master and Commander was.

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Is this peak Russelkino?

Bollocks.
Navies frequently captured, renamed, and reused enemy vessels.

at a range where even cannon fire barely reaches? lol

Watch Pirates 3 again, it's actually pretty terrible

The only good bits are Davy Jones, Kiera Knightley fidgeting with her asshole at the beginning, and the surreal part with Jack and the crabs

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Trafalgar
>21 ships captured
>1 ship sunk
Nile
>9 ships captured
>2 ships sunk

Wasn't it pushed out the next year after the second movie?

Das Boot was. This is over stylized, melodramatic trash.

>Kiera Knightley fidgeting with her asshole

w-what?

> This is over stylized, melodramatic trash
>I don't know what the fuck kino even is but I'm going to reply anyway!

Pirates of Caribbean is a flick series

You realise surrendering was a thing, right?

This doesn't mean that they aimed to demobilise enemy ships rather than sink them.

Boarding was also a thing, most of the captures were surrendering after a successful boarding action.

my man

Yeah, it was pretty blatantly a cash grab, there was a ridiculous amount of pandering to Asian audiences.

>most of the captures were surrendering after a successful boarding action.

Where are you getting this from?

[citation needed]

I marathoned the first half of the pilot. Holy shit what a crappy show.

>pirateships are a proto-communist utopia
>female madame and pirateleader
>quippy casanova-esque protagonist
>shit cgi

>I marathoned the first half of the pilot

you what?

you "marathoned" 30 minutes of a tv show?

also the first season is pretty shit, especially the first few episodes, but boy does this shit take off after that.

There were female pirates m8

I've never watched black flag so its probably still a complete feminist power fantasy

it's a meme you dumbo

>there were female pirates

They weren't running the show though m8tey

she's not 'running the show'
she just sells the shit they steal and everyone hates her

There always is one.

They started filming without a script.

No, actually they FINISHED filming without a script.

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I fucking hate this place

How the fuck should I know, I stopped watching after 15 minutes.

Sounds hot desu. I like a woman with worms, reminds me of the little white friends my ex used to leave on the bedsheet in the night.

fucking americans

>How the fuck should I know, I stopped watching after 15 minutes.

Sup Forums in a nutshell

nah m8 the scene is their just so that plebs can easily remember a scene in an overall trash and forgettable film.

>you need to watch all 3 seasons at least 2 times before you can see it's garbage.

Reddit in a nutshell.

>pirateships are a proto-communist utopia
You fucking WAT?

It was a protection-scheme Kleptocracy masquerading as a legit port. What communism?

What the fuck did you think pirates do? Look for boxes filled with gold coins? Fuck no that shit was rare. They stole cargo from your ships -anything that's worth something in the fucking market like spices, tobacco, or whatnot,- and sold it at shady ports.

I know what pirates didn't do son.

>voting a captain
>distributing the loot even and fair
>make their ships into some sort of floating commune.

You fire grapeshot at the mast to slow it down

>starting trouble with a ship that has more guns on one deck than you have total
gr8 move m8

Calling someone a redditor is kind of like being the first to mention a fart. Easiest way to spot the actual redditor is to look at the comment calling someone else a redditor.

Spoken like a true redditor.

i watched master and commander with my mum, dad and brother last week. dad and brother watched the whole thing and loved it, my mum left after 5 minutes. memes are real.

that was some shit holy fuck 11/10

>T-34 turret on PT Boat

is North Korea just addicted to Korean War nostalgia

Silver is a scumbag

I marathoned your comment thread and you should fuck off.

if i pull that eye patch off will you die?

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They ruined Davy Jones and turned him into a cuck in the third one. It was like he was suddenly a completely different character

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who /Hornblower/ here