How truly insane are you, Sup Forums?

how truly insane are you, Sup Forums?

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absolute madman

I tore the tag off a mattress

I liked the new Ghostbusters movie.

I poured my milk before my cereal

I give my cat dogfood instead of catfood

ITT: times you freaked mom like the jokester

>be me
>get home after a long day riding around on the train, staring freakishly at cute girls
>take off my purple joker dinner jacket and throw it onto my bedroom floor
>notice how worn the fabric is
>it's covered in rips and brown stains and still reeks of the time I spilled one of my piss jars on it
>pick up the jacket and inhale deeply
>remember all the great times I've had wearing the jacket
>put it back on, one last time
>one final joke
>stride hilariously out of my room
>travel up the corridor
>creep into my mother's room to ask her to drive me to the shops so she can buy me another white dinner jacket I can dye purple
>my mother is on the bed, four fingers plunging furiously in and out of her quivering vagina
>she's shocked but too close to cumming to stop
>about to back out but the jacket infuses me with the spirit of the joker
>leap onto the bed and whip out my phimosis encrusted dick
>stab wildly at my mothers engorged labia, ejaculating my dark grey semen all over her hand
>collapse on top of her, whimpering "f-feed the d-dog... cat food"
>take the jacket off my face
>I'm actually lying in a gutter
>covered in shit and garbage
>my mom kicked me out six months ago due to my NEET lifestyle
>pop the collar on my crusty tie dye dinner jacket
>point my fingers to the stars like a gun
>fire the gun and bring my finger to my lips and blow
>"See you, space cowboy..."
>tense my bowels as hard as I can and shit diarrhoea down my legs for warmth as I roll over for the night
>it's going to be a long winter

This is a copypasta not worth posting in every joker thread.

I paid for both Civil War and BvS.

That IS insane. How do you know if you've really poured the right amount of cereal instead of having it float on top? HOW DO YOU GET ALL THR CEREAL WET!?

you frighten me

I channeled my piss through my foreskin while peeing instead of rolling it back, hehehheheheeh

I once threatened a guy on Call on Duty with my joker voice and he shut the heck up!

Once I didn't flush my piss.

I do this every single day and my beam is accurate as fuck

Crossed the traffic light because it was midnight and no other cars were there.

One time at the store I changed my mind about this pasta sauce I had.. I left it right in the dairy section cooler!! Haven't been back to that store since, they probably have my picture up!

I'm calling the fucking cops, you sicko.

Wait, it was red? No joke, that's not funny, what if a cyclist came through last second... you're fucked up.

Once I took a cookie from the cookie jar and mom asked me if I took a cookie and I say I didn't.

I just made pancakes and ate them without syrup. You wish you were as hecka insane as me.

>next generation of cucks to emulate the joker with tattoos, shitty cosplay, cringe posts on social media

I aint rdy freddy

This thing keeps me awake at nights because of how crazy I WAS.

>be me
>be 8
>be american
>be wearing shorts
>be summer
>be at backyard
>be asking my mom for icecream
>be telling me theres two in the fridge, one for me and my brother
>be told i have to save the other one for him
>eat mine
>hours later
>go to fridge
>eat his
>never tell anyone
>brother never finds out

now how will people know that it's fire retardant?

Me too :)

If I pull it back it's more likely to hit my face than the pissbowl

>having foreskin

Now THAT'S a good joke >:)

I once dumped a log at school and didn't flush.

I have it.

last time I made a ham sandwich I spread mayo over the ham instead of the bread

Is the Jared Leto a time traveler?

also, sex is completely different with a foreskin. I can say this because there is a very intense sensation on my rolled up foreskin whenever i enter my girlfriend bare (all the time, she takes pills).

My gf likes to play iwth it and even sticks her tongue between the foreskin and the head and moves it around, which feels amazing. The foreskin also gets a lot of precum in her mouth and she usually like to close my foreskin when I come and then suck the semen out slowly into her mouth.

Cutfags have it bad :(

I mixed coca-cola and pepsi.

I'm

PSYCHO

-SOMATIC ADDICT INSANE

madman

Psycho, groupie, cocaine, crazy,
Psycho, groupie, cocaine, crazy,
Psycho groupie cocaine crazy,
Psycho groupie coke,
Makes you high, makes you hide,
Makes you really want to go- STOP!
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Heh heh heh

>at fancy restaurant
>make the bathroom attendant wipe my bottom
>don't give him a tip

>Being cut

Whats that again, Efraim?

CYCLE

SO RAD IT'S ATTIC-INSANE

I'm pretty fucked up. AMA.

>yfw VIRAL video
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can you give me some (you)s?

Who the fuck is the guy with he glasses?

was there a drought on?

I quit my new $19K job on he first day at lunch break before I sign the contract.

I still pee in the shower at 29.

Bought one air travel ticket for me and my dog Shasta.

I heard about that,they wrote a song about you,sicko

>ITT: times you freaked mom like the jokester
>Posts this

Well, you are as insane as the Joker for posting this overused pasta.

Don't let the world change you,user.

>compares Joker to Robert Smith

TRULY INSANE

I returned my library book.... one day early

One time I got dubs.

The new kind of trolling is also the most extreme. It is gaining strenght as we speak and doesn't figure on the chart.

The trolling consists in ignoring all other types of trolling exist. That is, you take things literally, waste your time explaing rhetoric questions and kill the other trolls as they are going to be forced to post "that's the joke" every single time.

You go on unchanged. You simply continue to explain things up to trolls, falling for them so seriously they won't know what to do. Jimmies completely unrustled.

This is the most insane type of trolling and I am somehow doing it right now as I explain this to you.

Good day.

>red light camera

Check this single. LMAO

>put my legos and megablocks in the same container

Haha dude I'm bananas

I still shit in the shower at 27

INHALE
>INHALE
INHALE
>INHALE

...

I was put on anti depressants for ADD but I didn't like getting high off it and read about natural remedies such as meditation. I knew how to "fake" the high from my first time, so I just threw the pills away and put on an act that I was on them.

One day my mom caught me meditating with my hands clasped in some mantra. Being the traditional Catholic woman she is, she sent me to my Psychiatrist and did full blood work and everything again--found out I handn't been taking my meds.

They sent me away to a facility where my only interaction was with nurses and orderlies. I was in a white padded room without any influence from the outside world for nearly 2 years. I was held back for a year and lost a summer.

>deleting the post out of shame

>implying you are not the one being trolled
Not enough layers of irony, tbqh famalam. You need to go deeper.

I'm just plain bonkers tbqh

Mom made me breakfast and I only eat half of it.

O-MG

I killed my parents.

one time after watching jackass i got dog farts in a can and sprayed it in my sleeping dads face. he immediately freaked and beat my ass haha haaaaaaaaa.

Is this a /ck/ thread now?

I DIDN'T MAKE MY BED TODAY HAHAHAHAHAH

M A D M A N

Once I put a doorstop in a revolving door

People like you just make me sick. I'm done with this thread.

I put all the screen zooms on my dad's computer at 125% instead of 100%.

DAD'S GONNA FREAK!

I delete my dad's baseball show off the TV when he's not looking whenever I don't want to watch it.

...

COOOOMME PLAYYY MYY GAAMME

I am transgender

I once printed out a couple copies of Martin Luther's theses and stuck them on the doors of catholic churches in the dead of night.

How does Sup Forums feel about this being the song tha plays when we get our first on screen Joker/Batman scene in the DCEU?

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I'm in my mid 20s and still live my parents as a NEET even though they clearly don't want me around anymore but I am taking advantage of the fact that they feel responsible for my own failures in life so they are not kicking me out despite wanting to.

Once I greased the doorknobs to my house and laughed at my parents when they tried to get like the puppets they are

Jokers theme song is Guess Who's Back

MOM'S

BIG

I don't care what people say, Suicide Squad is going to be amazing.

edgy sure.. but boy does this soundtrack get me hyped for what Ayer has cooked up..

How do you still have foreskin long enough to cover the head of your penis?
My fireskin is permanently behind the neck after I was like 13.
Do your penis look like a baby's?

Finally a film for adults, sir. :)

sorry, not even riddler tier

Its a movie

>playing pokemon go in the middle of the night
>there's an attraction point inside a normie club
>sneak inside
>sit in the corner of the dance floor
>someone comes up to me and asks if I'm alright
>I widen my eyes, tilt my head and tell him "The only one who's alright in here is me HA HAH EHEHEH"
>the security guards kick me out and my mom picks me up
>she's visibly upset
>look at her and say "WE'RE ALL PUPPETS ON A STRING AND MAYBE IT'S TIME SOMEONE FINALLY CUT EVERYONE LOSE HA HA HE EH EH"
>she starts crying
>sit in the backseat quiet all the way home

I go to grocery stores and replace regular eggs with confetti eggs

I go to shops and when an item says 50% free for example, I eat that 50% in the store. They can't do anything because it says it's free.

Please explain this

You're the victim!

It's a joint at best

As insane as to invest in the future meme stock exchange, Memex.

weird

>WinRAR trial period ends
>keep using it anyway

I watch tranny porn regularly these days. Not sure what MOMS GONNA FREAK level that is.