Sexy dragons... For a price

Sexy dragons... For a price.

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you found the thing that'd get me to disavow him

wearing stuff under the covers is too uncomfy

well it's not shit, it's skin
if the ass isn't clean, then it's shit, so doing stuff with ass unless it's clean is a no no

>wearing stuff under the covers is too uncomfy
I don't see how.

I usually have underwear on though.

GOOD

You cant get an ass 100% clean.

I take it that this is g/fur?

You can certainly get it to the point where you can't perceive fecal matter, either in taste or visible on your dick.

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sleeping naked is weird and for weirdos

My tastebuds are highly tuned.

dude you don't have to do it I am not trying to sell you on the concept here

it's probably just me but i just find that anything other than underwear under the covers is too hot and pajamas are much more hot and feel weird on my skin

you can clean it to where there's pretty much no hint of shit in any sense

Well I dont want people to like things I dont like.

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duly noted

my skin feels weird without clothes so

What if he farts in your face and you get a nice shart on your tongue?

Eating ass is great.

agreed

x3

that is times three, not the x3 face

fuck

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eh, different people with different preferences, right?

they would have to have an enema before i do anything with them, so that wouldn't be a problem after preparation

It's too late. I saw it as the cat face.

Ive never had an enema so I have no proof it works.

i have and it does

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Five minutes after said enema your guts will push shit making the cleaning useless.

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What am I doing with my life. I'm eating poptarts looking at a thread full of gay furry porn talking with a bunch of lonely people who hate being alive.

Why.

It's called fasting. Avoid eating a ton prior to when you want to have extended buttsex.

that's definitely not been a problem or noticeably happening all the times an enema was involved in my experience

Stop eating poptarts and the rest will stop.

Birds of a feather flock together.

More like birds of a feather fuck each other

You shit regardless of eating. The toxins in your blood are going somewhere.

Maybe you're just okay with an icky, yukky, poopy flavoring?

A less than inspired statement.

there's no flavouring of that kind in the first place if you've done the cleaning

Im the strangebird.

The cleaning doesnt work since your guts are just going to push shit particles back to the clean spots moments later.

normally people don't eat before anal sex to avoid that problem

you've brought us right back to the beginning so i'm just gonna stop since you can't understand

are you actually this stupid?

Your intestines don't filter your blood, your kidney's and liver do. If you don't eat, you won't shit.

Also your digestive system works slower than you think, it takes 24 hours roughly for food that you put in your mouth to end up as poo. Though that varies from person to person.

Basically if you clean properly you shouldn't have a problem for at least a few hours. Unless you ate something that was wreaking havoc on your digestive system.

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Regardless, im not eating ass. Stop trying to make me.

the stupid thing is nobody cares if you eat ass or not, we're just trying to make you less fucking wrong

i would love to devour that

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I like to look at it like we're trying to make him less gross.

Im not wrong. Accept it.

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i'm going to vomit all over your face nibi

If I was wrong id have to eat ass and I refuse.

Weren't you leaving and never coming back?

Have someone eat yours instead.

Go be AIDSey somewhere else. You walking zombie.

jesus fucking christ nibi

He's over that now. And being gay, apparently.

I found a job, kicked being a faggot, threw away all furry stuff aside from a bad dragon sticker for keks n shit.

you know, I would've taken those things if you really didn't need em anymore

Right, cause that's possible.

A job, maybe. I don't think you're not a faggot anymore.

lamo

Make me, ya fuckin arctic tarzan

Mornin sunshines

>implying he didn't actually just put them somewhere else to get into later

That's what I told him.

Cant touch people. Fate says otherwise.

>Make me, ya fuckin arctic tarzan
maybe the best insult I've heard all day

hey cutie

They just serve as a reminder that you're never going to meet anyone. I wouldn't want to give anyone else such a burden.
I told my brother I was gay like a year ago, he even said "I know you aren't gay, you're full of shit"

can confirm
i was a neet loser until i stopped eating poptarts
now im just a loser

He may or may not actually be stupid.

Oh, right.

yeah I don't think I ascribe ideological significance to sex toys but they ARE expensive.

Howsitgarn

I'm trying to practice waveland off dair fastfall ledgecancel shine on battlefield (aka "the relno") but it's really fucking hard

I did the math, about $1200.

In denial at the very least.

Do you have sex with men? Are you sexually attracted to men and not women? Do you enjoy putting things into your asshole?

Probably.

That sounds like a thing

I'm actually glaring at my screen. What the fuck dude.

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this video changed my life

Why dont you come and try and give me your gay viruses. Ill just have you catch some .44s and slugs.

>$1200
what the fuck

My dick will be in your warm nethers before you can even pull back the hammer.

This is why you carry a glock with one in the chamber. Every second not spent shooting is a second spent getting raped.

People chose this for me and fate was happy to obliged.

You'd be doing me a favour

Ya'll motherfuckers is violent.

Go get attention somewhere else, cody you pathetic obnoxious shit.
Needing sex toys because you're lonely. Why dont you get a fuckin hobby.

youtube.com/watch?v=FR7wOGyAzpw

this video changed my life

Damn, nothing like gfur after a nice sweaty workout.

Ah well. Not like you're missing much anyway.

One of these other gays will probably eat your necrotic rotting butthole and say its clean cus dead guys cant poop.

This video changed my life

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Can I smell you

No, I missed a lot and now im weaker because of it. Gotta compensate.

I'm confused what you're talking about now.

Maybe if you start at my balls

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Your mind is dirtier than any butthole nibi