Burritos are probably the best food to sneak into a movie theater. Here's why:
>wrapped into a perfect portable shape >can be eaten away at bit by bit to your liking and then wrapping back up for later. >a meal unto itself, all wrapped together >can be configured any way you want to your liking and never gets boring >minimal cleanup. Once you finish eating it, you just toss the wrapper and bag on the floor so the cleanup crew can scoop it up.
Can Sup Forums outdo burritos as the best sneaking food?
What has Sup Forums snuck into the movie theater?
Isaiah Walker
I snuck a large 'za into the cinemas. It fit under my jacket with room to spare :)
Hudson Barnes
>sneaking a hot food that smells into a theater
seems legit
James Smith
me? I'd eat crab legs
Dominic Taylor
I use to sneak a Gumbo in holding it with my thighs until they caught me last week when I lost balance and it spilt allover the foyer floor
Lincoln Taylor
Not feeling like memery so I'll just be honest:
I usually sneak in Burger King food, when I wear a cloak in fall/winter up to 5 burgers. I do a lot of sport so I don't have to fear consequences from eating that greasy shit once every other month
Noah Richardson
I take a 0.5 liter soda or selzer water
I drink half of that and my only thought during a movie is that I need to piss
Alexander Sanders
>I wear a cloak
OK harry potter
Jacob Powell
Due to my theaters single policy, I get patted down every time I want to see a flick and always get my burrito confiscated
Christian Howard
Why can't you just eat food at a table during a designated mealtime like normal people?
Ian Bell
l snuck a litre of full fat milk into the movies as a kid thinking it would be a good idea
the milk got warm really fast and then l spilled it leaving me with nothing to drink my cookies with
Easton Martin
Just candy, chips, and maybe a 20oz soda. Anyone who says otherwise is a liar.
Charles Davis
I always sneak in a footlong with extra mustard
Samuel Phillips
Crab legs. You can hide them in your pant legs and they eve articulate as you walk
Brody Morgan
I once snuck a plate of pasta into the theater, plate and all
Another time I snuck on a whole watermelon with a big ass knife and distributed slices around
My local theater doesn't have the most attentive staff
Kevin Sanders
I like to enjoy a fresh deer liver with my movies
I smuggle it in In a ziploc with some onions
I gathered one yesterday for Tarzan
Nathaniel Campbell
Two live king crabs. I told the staff that they were service animals and hid the lemon butter in my wife's son's diaper bag and told the staff the kid was autistic and had to be with his favorite propane grill at all times or he would throw a tantrum. I think the movie theater staff might have caught on after I left with only one of my crabs but they didn't give me any trouble.
Lucas Thomas
Anything that Fuddruckers has
Everytime I go the movies I treat myself to budruckers, it's greasy, it's good and it's easy to sneak in if you have any sort of bag
Buttfuckers is honestly my favorite.burger joint now that I think about it
Zachary Hughes
It's an American can't stop eating for a couple of hours episode.
Muh gorillion burgers
Julian Garcia
Well you have a half-empty bottle . . .
Dominic Smith
Whered you leave your bird, my dove goes mental when I sneak in my pot of of roasted sardines
Lucas Russell
Nacho hat. One day.
Julian Diaz
Quarter pounder with cheese for a matinee Pulp Fiction session (for the meme) a few weeks ago, but I usually go for Burger King or Subway's BMT.
Brandon Ramirez
When I went to see Batman v Superman I knew it was gonna be a long one so I got a Ragin' Cajun steampot from Joe's Crab Shack. Unfortunately, I didn't know the plastic takeout container had vent holes in the lid so I spilled a lot of the liquid all over the inside of my favorite greatcoat.
Anthony Bell
>minimal cleanup. Once you finish eating it, you just toss the wrapper and bag on the floor so the cleanup crew can scoop it up.
>even if the OP is bait, there are people that actually do this shit instead of performing the simple act of throwing your shit away on the way out
Hunter Brown
I wish nacho hats were real.
John Hughes
It's the usher's job to clean the theater though.
Chase Mitchell
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Dominic Perry
It's common human decency to not just throw shit on the floor though.
Levi Garcia
...what? this looks disgusting
Matthew Rogers
In the theatre you pay for the luxury of having a slave do it.
Nathan Scott
if it was really such a problem they could just put bins on the aisles or play a message about it like they do for cell phones
Brody Brown
At the theater it doesn't matter because people are paid to clean it up regularly. I just toss my popcorn on the floor.
Landon Ward
spread prison food basically made up of all the shit you can get from a commissary
though obviously that one's made in a restaurant of sorts in what I assume is mexico.
Luke Garcia
Quite funny lad
I go for sushi in a packet as my most daring, not too smelly
Brayden Morris
Employees are paid whether they're cleaning up or not, it's just a waste of man hours for them to be standing around for a half hour because everyone cleaned up after themselves. I get SSI from the government and don't feel like burning calories on taxpayer dollars to clean up a mess which a private business is already paying people to do regardless.
Owen Martin
>REEE WAGIES WAGEKEKS ENJOY YOUR SHITTY WAGESLAVERY >making a working person's job harder than it already is Did your mother not teach you to not be a fucking pig?
Levi Howard
One time my friend snuck in a cheap sushi tray from a supermarket. And in the last ~40 minutes of the film he ran out to shit his guts out. Fun.
Julian Jackson
>burritos aren't a thing in the UK
Why the fuck can't we get invaded by beaners instead of pakis?, I like a curry now and then but some of these burritos look god tier and i've never tried a proper one :(
Nolan Jenkins
I always just sneak in beer/booze. Can't imagine going to a movie without drinking.
Jeremiah Bailey
>burritos aren't a thing in the UK what? there's plenty of burrito places here in manchester there's barburrito who started out here and have several locations around the country now and then there's the smaller joints here too that are pretty decent as well. there's also taco bell but that's shit
Jaxson Morgan
I don't eat in the theater But the one I go to is cool with people bringing in food I remember for Star Wars A group of neckbeards brought in like 5 small pizzas
Adrian Rogers
That looks fucking disgusting, can't Americans eat normal food? They put everyfuckingthing in the firdge and kitchen on a plate. Fuck me.
Matthew King
I don't eat out much these days besides kfc and maccy d when i'm hungover. I live in birmingham and i've never seen an actual burrito place, yeah places do 'wraps' but they aint the same as OP's pic.
Daniel Rivera
Manchester isn't part of England, it's the equivalent of Mexico in The UK. Even wear similar clothes too.
David Rodriguez
Anyone that thinks it's suitable to do this shouldn't be allowed to go to the cinema
Thomas Jones
What is happening here? I don't get it.
Evan Lewis
Ah, Birmingham. That explains everything. Most Barburritos are up north or in scotland. There's a couple in london I think.
Aiden Clark
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Gavin Williams
My girlfriend and I noticed that they always check bags on the way in, but they never check your gun. We usually just sneak candy in, sometimes popcorn chicken if we bring the bushmasters.
John Barnes
Why are you so fucking pigs, amerifats? >Need to stuff your mouth with food during a movie >Feel is not only fine but is your right to turn the floor into a mess >Daring to infest the place with disgusting smelling from heavy food >All the annoying munching and crunching >Movie theater is probably contaminated by all your farts and burps How can anybody stay there for more than five minutes?
Kevin Scott
I honestly can't tell if this is real or not.
Luis Fisher
Shawarma People thought there was a terrorist inside the theater
Landon Parker
What is that, foil-wrapped shit?
Carson Baker
t. rectum ravaged theater ushers
Henry Sanchez
>carrying a gun to the movies >america
Your second amendment sucks and needs to be changed
Jaxon Rogers
Explains the shootings...
Oliver Perez
It's ok to bring a gun to the movies if you are a normal, healthy person.
If a nigger or crazy person does it, though...
Owen Kelly
ive snuck in gummy watermelon candies and a six pack of coke
Jacob Williams
I understand being able to bring in a handgun for protecting your freedoms from obama and muslims, but a rifle seems a bit excessive.
Isn't it a hassle to carry around?
Jeremiah Morris
>I do a lot of sport
Lincoln Jackson
He's memeing you fuccboi Nobody open carries rifles unless they're at some rally to make a point or nigs are chimping out and they're defending a business or themselves.
Henry Bailey
What a dumb nigger
Jackson Hill
Same here, but if I down have a gallon of brawndo to quench my thirst during ow my balls, I go apeshit
Nathaniel Thomas
t.NEET
Ayden Evans
Or maybe just pass two hours without fucking eating like a fatass...
Oliver Green
> What has Sup Forums snuck into the movie theater? Fockin' RAW BASS
Evan Robinson
>Wear cargo pants (pic related) >Double decker taco in every pocket
Joshua Jackson
americans eat hourly
Jordan Fisher
I usually stuff my pockets with beans
Mason Bailey
No need to sneak in anything here, they don't even check my backpack. Glad to live in a free, trusting society.
Jack Hall
>dont need to sneak anything because they dont check my backpack are you implying they let your bring in whatever food you want?
Charles Taylor
>sneaking food into your local kinoplex >not wealthy enough to buy a first class meal at your seat
Caleb Long
>arabic menu
fuck off shitskin
David Fisher
>implying Im not white Mashallah right in your face, my brother
Owen Lewis
I once saw a family of 12 come in and the mother had a gym bag. Just before previews began she unzipped it and pulled out several buckets of kfc. Why do people think this is ok?
>they were black
Ryan Butler
Cubano sandwich.
This is my go to.
Owen Anderson
>Believable
Grayson Harris
>luxury >literally invented for poor plebians who could not afford opera tickets
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Eli Kelly
Nothing, I'm not a fat piece of shit that can't keep from eating for 2 hours.
Jonathan White
You could make your own and bring it into the theater
Hunter Sullivan
I once went out on a first date with a /fit/ asian dude to go watch Drive a couple years back when it came out.
He complained he hadn't eaten all day so we stopped by a Subway and he got a footlong to sneak into the theater and to eat loudly while watching the movie. He would loudly voice his opinions on the trailers and laugh at inappropriate times during the movie.
Later on that night we went into the local hills to fuck and he kept on remarking on how great his abs looked in the moonlight.
Good times.
Chase Hall
beef jerky is easier than chips
Owen Richardson
I'm so glad I'm not gay.
Wyatt Morgan
That's a delicious looking burrito, no shit ingredients like lettuce or sour cream
Aaron Nelson
Do you bus your own table at a restaurant? Because according to you it's just common decency to do someone's job for them.
Robert Perry
What are the white pieces in the burrito? Shrimp?
Joshua Cook
You from NJ?
Nolan Hughes
How do you cover up the *CRUNCH*, Sup Forums?
Julian Williams
My god what massive faggots. Is this supposed to be satirical? Why not just put up a big sign "no fun allowed"?
Cameron Lee
this is why latinos are fat as fuck. i'm assuming this is mexican insanity since she is utilizing tortilla chips. but dat food safety handling skillz with the tongs tho...
Nolan Jackson
kek
Blake Rogers
r u retarded nigga?
Austin Thomas
I'm sure this isn't actually thing. surely..?
David Myers
a AR 15
Brayden Young
>American """"""""""cuisine""""""""""
Zachary Barnes
Pleb.
Adrian King
>Openly carrying a water bottle with me cause Florida >Ticket ripper tells me "You can't bring any outside food or beverages but I'll let you go this time." >Raise both my eyebrows because I can't believe this bitch is serious. They give you free water there anyway so why's it matter where I get the water from? Say "uh, ok..." and walk in.
Jacob Murphy
Fuck you snow nigger! Fucking inbred ass island monkey!
Logan Bennett
>What has Sup Forums snuck into the movie theater? Mangos, pizza, strawberries, burritos, beer(a fucking six pack), burgers, soda, jerky, weed cookies, summer sausage, and mints.