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hello janny yes this is user please delete this thread thanks bye

Kinda feel full of despair lads

bored lads

thinking about doing a 'the goal' post haha

Yous doin' wa'?

need a welshman to nibble between to my arsecheeks

business idea: /brit/ anarchist commune

welshie here xx

sue was delted

this from the new planet earth?
haven't seen it yet
plus I imagine that crab to be happy insofar as a crab can be

>Deleting the crisps edition

t. salty lad

time to spark up

Used to come back from school and play fifa and cod with mates on xbox live every day
truly was the best of times

*throws a rock at you*
Because anarchism also means there are no communes

>can't even organise a piss up in a pub

this is the first time I've ever got the first post. Wish I put summat better really.

i would love to take in more refugees, but the fact of the matter is, there simply is not enough room at the moment

>"BUDDHISM IS A RELIGION OF VIOLENCE"

wtf I hate Buddhism and love Islam now

I used to do this. In hindsight I think it stunted my social development in many ways.

>tfw you get an Anti-Nonce Ad on youtube

>tfw I'm a pro hacker
>tfw the coppers will never get me because I browse on incognito mode

just stop being miserable lol

new tune
youtube.com/watch?v=L2RlBNFWNws

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kek

did the same but with runescape

depression is a choice

Stop It Now?

>work had free hot drink vending machine
>has a Bovril drink

ABSO-FUCKING-LUTELY SHAN'T

poundland.co.uk/bovril-hot-cups-10-pack

Anyone want a meet up in Manchester this Saturday?

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>3 years ago already

This is how I can tell you're actually french and don't have a 100% grasp of the english language

Not sure why you'd imagine that. I always assume that animals (especially the more primitive ones) only experience the emotions that tie in most closely to ensuring their survival. Pain, fear, anxiety, and that sort of thing.

sad

i'm beginning to have thenfeeling there is only a very small step in between child-mascots and child-soldiers

yankland is fucking huge. There is literally entire towns just left abandoned. Plus America doesn't have an actual culture to ruin

nah, having a good time with your mates doesn't stunt your social development

>it was 10 years ago that I would go home and play WoW with the lads until it was CoD time with the lads

new whip

>anxiety

seriously thinking about buying this lads
am i mad?

>tfw I am actually English
>just make a few mistakes here and there and some vocabulary I don't know
user, stop bullying me. I don't get to practice every day coz I live in France

i was a fifa god, used to hammer everyone

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Yeah guess the botnet knows its stuff haha

(Note to GCHQ: im not a nonce this post is a joke)

Meet me outside the Home bargains on piccadilly and ill cave your skull in with a 40p can of coke

wew lads just remembered i forgot to take my duolingo course today
almost fucked up a 14 day streak hehe x

>Pain, fear, anxiety

Ah yes, I am actually a primitive animal, it all makes sense now

>whip
hello nigger

*awwoooooo* *awwwoooooo* bender alert
get a casio mate

tempted to invade france 2bh

>new zealander still hasn't posted his willy
Not impressed

nowhere in britain sells coke for 40p

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racist rorke

amazing to think how ive single handedly created and orchestrated the viral spread of every /brit/ gimmick since november 2015

Fuck off literal billionaire

when you think about it, cultures aren't monolithic set-in-stone things

they evolve and crossbreed like organisms

Heyyyy btw THANKS for that wish you made earlier
In about 15 mins I lost my virginity, made millions and got to meet the great CAT

So, in turn, I made the wish that all Krauts (especially you) would live happily everafter

Can't take the pressure of not being able to get a job lads.

It's starting to make me feel funny. I have no idea what happened.

Got an interview coming up tomorrow where I have to give a presentation but the subject is so weird and vague I'm struggling.

I don't know what to do anymore.

39p for a can in bargain buys

When I was the age of 4 I fell in love with my sister
I still have have a strange attraction to women with faces like hers

and contentment

ok i dont know if this is the best place to post this but i'm an aushwitz mode skelengton

181, around 58-60 kg

any fellow skellies out there?

I had like a 25 day streak. That was about 2 months ago, haven't been on since

time to put the tendies in the oven

>my wank spreadsheet was published 37 months ago

>aussies

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thick shitskin

53kg

>wait all school for uni
>get to uni
>it's shit

stormzy had 7 songs in the top 40 and his entire album in the top 100
even the phone conversation skit made it to no. 100

i stand corrected.

right im off to bargain buys lads, anyone want anything?

oh wow that is great news! i have a job interview tomorrow, now i am certain it will be amazing!

Yeah, they probably feel that when they're past breeding age and settle down to wait for death desu.

Getting the old cocaine cravings again haha x

Been 2 months since I touched it

cornetto

He really resonates with middle class white 16 year olds well doesn't he?

Rooney's hair is so bad

do you mean not being able to get a job in your area of expertise? just getting any job is easy as fuck

Height? age?

Obama dresses like my dad

eating a food lads haha

where is that aussie who supposedly has a pastry chef gf whom he claims also owns a pet eel, but has neglected to post a single picture of it as proof

and dont give me any of that "i'll take a pic when i see her this weekend" bullshit

just picked this up yesterday so I can make every single one of Mr Noseburg's diversity training sessions

wow

shorter

old enough

arms as thin as sticks, have never worn a t-shirt in public

Scares me too that one government please stop

well he is a dad

she lives in new zealand she only visits for a few days

Good for you !
Please log on and tell me how it went tomorrow yeah?
Surely nothing can go wrong

>he actually looked forward to uni

How the fuck did you do that then lad?

Literally how?

I did a year on a graduate job and now shops won't hire me because they (rightly) think i'll fuck off when I can, a year isn't enough to easily get back on the wheel in my industry and now I'm stuck in limbo.

bet she goes out shagging on the weekend desu

what on earth are nintendo doing with the switch
it just looks like a shitty gimmick
and now that it's out there's a lot of problems with it

mongs

they all moved to Israel, nothing to see here