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Whites on suicide watch edition

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Careful lads, Spotty's about

Plepe?

YES

I've literally never dated a girl who Sup Forums would consider white.

i asked a question and now it wont be answered because you made a new thread
fuck you you paddy cunt

all "Irish" should be killed

the 'nime gf

is it true that this is a 8.5/10 in the British (and Irish) Isles?

where do I find a gf that is to intelligent like myself

Rude!!!

hmm
looks like the big M-O-D slapped jan down

No

my face is ugly and my voice is boring haha

even if I try to be interesting then I sound like an annoying cunt overdoing it.

>caring about the opinions of self-loathing shitskins
shan't

literally never dated a girl

Shal'nt've

Bebo, m8

Fuck off paddies

shes a 9/10

I am much like a mirror. Whatever I see, I reflect. The person looking at it will look at it and say "yes that's me". But it's not. It's actually ME. Undetected. blending in...

>ah yes let me just post about how boring my voice is in every single thread

It's not just your voice

wont be

Well, I don't care about their opinions either, just saying.

Same lol!

Had sex like 11 times though haha

Lads

There's a teaser out for the 3rd season of Fargo

youpak.com/watch?v=avAo6CbtTgE

The youtube one is blocked for some reason. It's going to be fucking GOAT all over again.

why is he not using the serrated side? wouldn't it be easier to use an axe?

women are just as intelligent as men
they just lack the emotional control to use it

giv luv if ya want me xoxoxox

font

Can feel myself going down with illness

Worst feel

if i go to an outlet like cheshire oaks or bisecter, will it be full of deanos?

What the fuck does a boring voice even sound like? monotone? think he should just stop being a dull cunt desu.

ah the rude cunting bogan

>my voice is boring
What kind of idiot thinks this would hold you back

>tfw you wake up next to a girl after a night out and she spends the next hour chatting bollocks about menial shite

every time

listening to the moldau

You down with the sickness?

UWAAAAA

lol

My boss told me yesterday her cat died. I feigned concern, but in reality i didn't care at all. I was actually thinking about what porn I was going to watch later that day. This is a common occurrence for me.

what is this
dont want to click on Sup Forums rubbish

I know you're hurting lad but it'll get better x

Did a civil service assessment day today. Not sure how it went to be honest.

Constantly feel tired. I sleep for 9-10 hours, get up and then manage 5 hours before I need to go to sleep again

What's wrong?

so you're human then?

lol

I've been told I have a fantastic voice and did radio for a bit in uni

>youpaki

shan't be opening this

was really self-concious about my voice in my mid-teens because every time i used a microphone in a game i'd get called on it
you'll realise it's not worth worrying about soon lad

Vitamin D deficiency
Depression
General feeling of a wagie

In the corporate world, emotion is a weakness. Which is why I thrive in it. Thus, I have no weaknesses. I can smile and laugh and pretend, but nothing is going on. There is no "me"

Nothing, sleeping is great, if you feel tired just go to bed.

Don't need sleep much at all
Can quite easily sleep at 3am and get up at 7am very refreshed, Monday to Friday every week

...

AHAH IT'S POOFYVOICELAD

what's the best episode of rick and morty lads

can you vocaroo something please?

hmm

I crush up a caffeine pill and snort it every morning before work

AMA

Thread in SERIOUS need of some vocaroo posts from the borelets

What are your current fave threads from around Sup Forums, lads?

i've become such a normie i leave my wi fi on while i sleep

Yes
Deano and his mates are the "lads" of 5 years ago

autism

Why turn it off?

You've posted this in the old thread too. Go and fish somewhere else.

My sister called me yesterday to whine about her boyfriend as he had broken up with her. I talked to her for one minute in a conciliatory and assuaging tone before hanging up.

didn't get an answer and the thread was dead

teeth are becoming increasingly wobbly and it is seriously worrying me

went to my dentist ages ago about it and he prescribed me some rubbish that doesn't work

>wi-fi
use ethernet you normie

rubbish belongs in the bin lad not in your mouth

Anyone else dream they gurn so hard their teeth fall out every single night?

Because I do

>My shit bait was late and now I'm trying again

ffs

I eat healthily

Yes but I have bruxism

I'm pretty sure I would have made a great mi5/mi6 agent. I'm cunning, smart, and most importantly agile in social settings without caring much at all.

babestation

Doing one 2moz

Any tips

I really enjoy starting arguments with people lads.

The more intense the confrontation becomes the better desu.

what a surprise. paul burrell is a faggot

Where?

How do I know if I have that?
I don't do it when I'm awake but obviously can't tell if I'm actually grinding my teeth at the same time as I'm dreaming it

just send them an email and let them know

FUCK YOU

I am NOT a white male, and I DO NOT appreciate being assumed as one.

Fuck off m8.

you're not smart enough to realise mi5/mi6 isn't actually a real thing

Are your teeth visibly worn down? I've probably worn 3mm off mine so far.

wog

t. you

Newcastle posting from a hotel up there

Recently a work colleague thought he could rattle me by sending me pictures of his penis before an important meeting. Needless to say, I cannot be rattled because there is no "me". I aced the meeting easily.

Not sure really
Might ask the dentist next time I bother to go

sore TMJ, ear aches etc

Olympic weight lifting is the best event
youtube.com/watch?v=VfpuHTKgllk&feature=youtu.be&t=360

twitter.com/Nigel_Farage/status/838720246714417153

hmm

lads, have a quite significant pregnant with MASSIVE TITS fetish

>i watch footie

One popular theory about the teeth falling out dream is that the dream is a result of your own fears about how people perceive you. Your teeth are a symbol of attractiveness, and they play an important role in the game of dating and approaching members of the opposite sex. Therefore, such dreams may occur from a fear of rejection, consequences of old age, or sexual impotence. To add weight to this notion, a research found out that women who are in the menopause stage, have reported having frequent dreams about teeth falling out. This might be associated to teeth dreams and growing older. It is a feeling of unattractiveness, feeling less feminine or getting older. Teeth are an important aspect of your attractiveness and it is natural and healthy to care about how you look.

Another theory that has been brought forward relating to these dreams is the fear of being embarrassed in a certain situation. These dreams are just an overreaction of your worries and anxieties. You might feel that you are not sufficiently prepared for a task waiting for you. Most of the times, such anxieties are just unfounded. Again, they can take place when the real situation is less serious than what is playing in your mind.

Teeth are used to chew, tear, bite and gnaw. In this aspect, they are a symbol of power and their loss in your dream may mean a sense of feeling less powerful. You may be having issues with low self esteem, feelings of inferiority or even lacking in self confidence in a relationship or a certain part of your life. Having such dreams is an indication that you need to have more belief in yourself and demonstrate more assertiveness.

alri lads just set up the ol' ''tter
opinions?

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