Walks up to you

>Walks up to you
>Grabs your dick
>You're a big boy aren't you?

WHAT DO YOU DO?

Check for a dick
If none then make her eat all the eggs

Well obviously you grab the pussy m8

Get the heck off me lady. Before any sort of close contacts between me and you I need to see two things:

1)your negative HIV test result
2)your tits

Then we can negate.

Pull her pants down and suck her trannie dick

- The fuck is wrong with you, lady?
*push back*

Pull down pants and let her see.
What other answer could there be?

y-you too

Laugh because I have a micro dick and I'm ugly.

Pull her pants down/off, pick her up by her thigh, push panties aside on go to town on her.

Gold

Laugh heartily because "hers" is probably bigger.

Shove her away, scream and call the police

Giggle and say I'm not into women.

say ill be bigger once those pants come off

you mean negotiate? you illiterate fuck

For you

"How dare you"
*backhand slap*

.... for you

kek
no he wants to negate her activation and destroy her.

damn, beat me to it

Don't lie fag

Call her a lying bitch.

ok i would freak out and ask her to please leave me alone

Right cross to her temple.

Get the fuck out of dodge cuz I'm scared of going to jail over some bullshit ass bitch
>I knew that something was wrong. When she ran into a black mans arms. Dead giveaway!

>Mfw cock grab

Look what I can do!

for you

...

Initiate intercourse.

Do what I did the last time a girl said that to me, at a house party.

>Well why don't you come upstairs and see exactly how big it is
>Grab her, take her to bedroom
>Throw her on the bed
>Pull her panties down and lick her pussy
>Fuck her for 40 mins
>Cum on her mouth and watch her swallow

...

push her hand of my dick
then run away

Lost it

get out you fucking beta

return the favor

lol

...

Hope it's not a prank

What, you actually think a girl will finally walk up to you and start a conversation? KEK

I spit my drink all over my keyboard

Jesus Christ you guys are fucking weird. Why do you ask this question constantly?

I can only imagine some 20 year old, 300 pound spas who smells like corn chips masturbating furiously to the thought of user-kun's dick

I don't like imagining that. So stop.

>implying i identify as "male"

...

I smell like triscuits my dude

Turn 360 degrees and walk away

...

Reluctantly fuck the shit out of her and mourn the loss of a penis that never was.

What? She's hot.

...

cry.

Whats her name again?

You must be confused the tall black man is that way

4 you

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This was direction I was considering as well

Not really, no, around average size I guess.

Also Emily Rudd will never talk to me or try to seduce me and steal my virginity, so it doesn't matter.

redo this with her grabbing your balls instead pls

>Politely tell her "I'm happily in a relationship"
>Tip my fedora
>Turn 360 degrees
>Walk away

new

>sorry im gay
>360 turn
>moon walk away

"HELP. HARASSMENT."

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A nigger will suck a cock faster than a white man.

well plaid sir

Get everything I can get out of that situation cause I haven't had sex for 9 years.

She could be a chic with a dick. Then you'd be down for it...fag

>my wife comes from around the corner
>"Get your hands off my husband's dick before you get socked in the jaw, bitch."
>mfw

Fag

why do i suddenly have a dick

how dare you comment on my weight

Fag

...

Samefag.

Fat fag

No. Just incredibly unattractive, crippled and socially awkward.

Ask if she's horny or just fucking around.
If horny go to my place and fuck her beautiful face.
If not, ask to go away.

Fag

Faggot

Is that your best insult, ignoramus?

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FAG

...

Sticks and stones may break my bones
but you're still an ignoramus.

Say did you just misgender me?

Where's your pimp?

If a man farts, a fag smells it does it turn him on

Kek.

call the cops and get her arrested for rape. give em a taste of their own medicine. no means no, bitch

Tell her "let me get my camera." Hit record call her a stupid bitch and slap her beat her till she bleeds. Then i start getting hate from youtubers. Make a video and say it is all out of context. Play the victim card. Go on with life and not get banned off of youtube.

Do you think a girl would purposefully grab your dick just to prank you? That's most likely undone or you have to reach such an austicly beta level even I can't comprehend

Scream rape. Put her in jail for 10 years.

Sure thing

Ok lady u have 10 minutes to get ur hand of my cock

>for you

^^^
Found the Gay

r u retarded?

Retarded for the Rudd, hell yeah

grab her by the throat, put her down on her knees. "You're about to find out, aren't you?" Whip my cock out and slap her in the face with it. Probably fuck her throat until she gags, then cum all over her forehead.

include me in the screencap

The fire rises!