Why are Polynesians 1000 times cooler and prettier than Native Americans?

Why are Polynesians 1000 times cooler and prettier than Native Americans?

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But Polynesians are native Americans because Hawaii is a part of America.

>But Polynesians are native Americans

What? LEL

I wish Native Americans look like Rapa Nui

Native Americans are a certain race, Polynesians are different. That's the issue with you not having a name for your native people. New Zealand has Maori, Australia has Aboriginals and you just call yours native Americans. Even we have a name for your native people.

Because the ugly matorans of Mata Nui were targeted by the rahkshi

The toa of ugly tried to protect them but he was taken down by the bohrok-kal

Loved that movie :3

>Why are Polynesians 1000 times cooler and prettier than Native Americans?

They're not, most are fat and ugly.

Native Americans look full mongoloid, Mongol features are ugly

Rapanui are triracial tho.

I doubt it. Tahitian girls look goddesses compared to Anglo women

>Anglo women

How many Polynesians have you met?

They are the most obese race with some having 80% of their population overweight.

in the 19th century maybe

Everytime I see Tongan team in rugby I laugh.

Tongans are like 6 ft average and almost all of them look like tanks meanwhile Native Americans are a bunch of manlets.

>native Americans
>implying that an entire continent worth of ethnic groups is homogenous

We do have names for our native people, it's just delineated by tribe.

Arr rook same. They are inbred as fuck. Only inuits look asians.

All whites look the same to natives, doesn't mean that everyone in Europe is the same ethnic group

i thought after the first fantastic song there would be some another incoming on the same level but everithing nosedived after it

According to Mormon legend, Polynesians come from Hagoth, a Nephite ship builder. The biggest religion followed by many Poly tribes is Mormonism, so maybe there is something to this. Mormons see Native Americans as Lamanites who descended from Nephite-kiling savages.

Nephite means "giant" literally. Polynesians are almost all NFL lineman and wrestler sized.

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Thai one is most QT

This.

Fuck off, you don't live in a country full of coconuts.
They trash man, they're might be the odd mixed race cuties, but they're still gunna one owts you and smash u g.

Why do you think we colonized it ?

t. A nation with zero Polynesian girls living in it.

"Aboriginal" isn't a name for a people, it's a descriptive adjective like "native". They just call them different things depending on the country. US is "native americans", aussies have "aboriginal peoples", canada has "first nations", but Canada uses "aboriginal" as well:
aboriginalcanada.ca/en/
As you stated, New Zealand has the Maori. Canada has the Inuit and other tribes, the US has a whole patchwork of tribes that have formed their own governments and nations over the years. Some selected tribes with population over 50,000:

Navajo - 308,013
Cherokee - 285,476
Sioux - 131,048
Choctaw - 88,913
Apache - 64,869
Pueblo - 59,337

I've fucked a fat Samoan chick up the arse and I'd do it again in a heartbeat

> Unironically speaking like a Maori

Wew

>Missing the irony
How does it feel being retarded?
I imagine life must be easy.

> If my joke is shit then it's le ironic humour.

We have plenty of shitty maori posters here who type like you. We don't really need another desu

Do you have 0 reading comprehension?
I was explaining to the Russian why Polynesians suck, wasn't even talking about Maoris.
Was just generalising the South Auckland stereotype to prove a point to someone who has probably never met one.

No need to be such an uptight cunt.

First french colonist in Tahiti were lucky boys