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Straight men

Would you fuck Ivanka Trump if

At least 10 minutes of sex

No condom allowed

Guaranteed no one will ever know

Guaranteed no disease

You will be paid $800

>Would you?

Are you fucking retarded?

yes

I'll fuck any girl under those conditions for that money.

>Standards lower than my car

Who the fuck wouldn't?! Even my girl friends would hit that.

What the fuck kind of question is that? I'd lay the pipe to that whore for free even if I was guaranteed to walk away with fucking AIDS and still nut at least twice.

Hell yes. I would even donate the $800 to the MAGA foundation.

no way.

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She's not really that great looking to me TBTH.
I probabaly wouldn't if given the chance...

You are a fag.

Tbh I would do it if I had to wear a condom, probably would get a disease, was only allowed to for one minute, and it was filmed on prime time television.

you are a fag

>not really that great looking

damn near Chelsea

......seriously

Why wouldn't I want people to know? It's not something to be ashamed off

so it sounds like your answer is "no"

You forgot the . fag can't even make it complete.

guaranteed they will not know. secret is safe

faggot

im the homoest homo that ever homo'd

For free. 30 seconds tops. Thats all i need

>easily a 7/10 even by the most pessimistic standards
>guaranteed no herpes or AIDS
>Nobody will ever know
>get paid

You might as well be getting paid 800 dollars to jerk off, except you get an actual pussy to stick your dick into instead of your hand

You gay or something?

Fuck me!

What kind of question is this? She's better looking than 85% of women out there. Plus she might become my wealthy sugar mama if i fucker her well enough.
I'd do it for years and let everyone i meet know about it.

...But if nobody will ever know, who will pay me?

I will pay 800 for it

Do I have to listen to her talking?

youre the fag.

ITs done with magic.

I want them to know.

I would literally fuck any woman in the world under those circumstances

...

at least 10 minutes

I have no idea how you got no from that.

guranteed no one will know

>guaranteed they will not know

guaranteed they will not know

>guaranteed

you have not agreed to the conditions

Can i do anything i want to her?

Of course and I'd make her call me daddy.
Something she's used to saying in bed.

>n bed.

kek

>daddy

samefag

Seriously? Even hitlery and chelsea whoud hit that.

I'd do it for free.

No condoms, no disease and nobody will know? Literally how can I go wrong lol.

And what kind of retarded number is 800 dollars?

yes

samefag

To answer a foolish question: Yes I would.

Are you on crack?

You have any idea how much some men would shell out to tape that bare?

HELL YES. I think Ivanka is fucking HOT. I'd pound that pussy and cum inside of her without any hesitation.

>tape that

>implying she's not a solid 8-9/10
fuck off, angry libfag.

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The only downside is that it's "Guaranteed no one will ever know"

I'D WANT EVERYONE TO KNOW

Hell, I'd want everyone to know if I hit anyone even half as hot as she is

Hell, yes! How is this even a question? She's easily 9/10, plus who wouldn't want the money? I would do it for free and live on the news; I don't care if anyone knew. What are you some retard liberal who thinks that Trump isn't their president and you can't stand to look as his family or see the white master race back in the White House holding the reigns of the free world? Get out of here you fag.

>half of 10/10 is 5/10
>ivanka is a 5/10
>you'd want everyone to know if you hit a 0/10

so that's a no

make sure SHE remembers. that is all.
you could carve your name on her forehead with a hunting knife.

so that's a no

>$800

Didn't the copypasta used to be $1,000? Has Trump crashed our economy already?!

>his family

>Trump

It's a YES YES YES YES
and also

Your not even good at shitposting

I see "no". you haven't agreed to the terms

nipslip before boob job
Nice & puffy,
would've sucked on them then

No. Do not want an orange dick.

>orange dick.

no u. fag.

>impplying youre dicks not already orange from fapping with DORITOS® fingers

If there's one positive to Trump being President it's that Ivanka will be in the public eye more. This hopefully means eventual nudes with the possibility of a sex tape.

I would fuck her for free. I don't need 800 bucks. And I would HAPPILY breed with her. Shes fucking gorgeous... AND RICH! Shes easily a perfect 10. Goddamn right I'd fuck her. I plow her pussy with the force of a thousand suns exploding.

kek this is the one time wincest just makes me feel gross

>tfw you'll never get a decade of loli ass and then become president of the United States

>sex tape.

...

Dude you just know he grabs her by the pussy.

If she was my daughter? I'd fuck her too. Shes crazy fucking hot. I'd have a hard on every time she walked into the room.

She's one of the women I most would like to fuck!

I bet this is one of the closest threads to being 100% unanimous. Yes, everyone would fuck Ivanka Trump and LOVE it!

too late. Daddy's already been there

Kushner Kooties

Nope

Go to bed Donald

Come on, you cucks, I know you pop a boner over anything Trump-related (literally kek) but she's a 5/10 at best. She has such a weird looking nose, and those beady Trump eyes. Her neck is awkwardly long too.

I dont get it, what is the catch? That you fuck a Trump? I dont care, it is an american problem, I am no american

>Would you fuck Ivanka Trump

I guess her dad Donald does that on a regular basis, $800 multiplied with many times, that's why he is so rich.

>Would you fuck Ivanka

Dad would kill you in an instant if you tried. Look at his eyes, "I dare you, consequenses will always be the same. This pussy is mine, mine I tell you."

Confirmed faggot

Whats the fucking catch?

nah, i'd rather not get orange herpes

Should have stopped after the first 7 words

Fucking damn right

>girlfriends

Normie reeee!

bait!

i feel like this is her agent looking for bidders. is this how rich women cheat on their husbands? I've always wondered that, because everyone else is cheating on each other why wouldn't these people be?

it's impossible to find a woman nowadays who doesn't cheat. and when they don't it's because the feel like they'll never have sex again

Not him but for 800, I would

If you gave me free Viagra, and it was doggie style...Maybe

looks like a high maintainence bitch with no head game. pass.

Hand the money first

Sorry I can't

She isn't that attractive

She isn't even the most attractive to be in the white house!

Michelle Obama is way more attractive than Ivanka

checked myself!

I would if I wasn't married. And if she weren't my daughter.