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janny edition

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Who here /thunderstorm comfy/?

Buds

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What a shitty thread.

a little foggy out here today so good enough

its becuz ur here

*kisses u* :3

going to work sick as a dog buds

>spend 800 dollars on tools
>now need to spend 1700 on a toolbox for it
howlin

Not true, i make these threads better just by reading em.

>tfw no gf

>not calling in

tryhard

cough into your hands and touch surfaces after while people look at you

nth for Ana de Mendoza de la Cerda y de Silva Cifuentes, Princess of Eboli, Duchess of Pastrana

Toolboxes are a huge status symbol here in white SoCal Suberbia. Most blue collar men turn their garage into a man cave.

people with the word SIN in their area should not be allowed to post

>gf comes in to poop while you're taking a bath

Holy shit I looked up the GTX 1080 Ti today for a release date and completely by chance it was announced just 8 hours ago that they'd be up for sale this very week

gross

Sup faggots

This is like my third day and I also don't know how to call in sick

reading a comic about barbarians against roman occupation lads

JSUT

I'm about to get my A&P cert and work for hopefully a big airline, so it's an investment but still

it's usually a 4k box with discounts and a sale price. These kikes want 4-7k for a fucking metal box on wheels. 1.7k is the best deal I can find for a quality box because I get 50% off and a sale deal

Some nigga is yelling shit outside

my wife galko is so cute

she isnt your wife and anime isnt real and never will be

...

I TRIED SO HARD
AND GOT SO FAR

outside government jobs many companies try to punish employees for taking sick days. my last one cleared my sick day then at the end of the day emailed me saying I had to bring a doctors note tomorrow to prove I was ill that day.

that would mean I'd need to spend over a days wages on a taxi to get to a walk in clinic that was open, wait and hope to get in before it closed, than pay for a doctors note to confirm I was trying really hard to not shit my pants that day.

ended up quitting that job.

Tell him to shut the fuck up

shut the fuck up autistic fedora lord

no

Such a shitty wife, check out mine

excellent choice my guy

FUCK YOU

Thanks, it took me awhile but we finally got our engagement. We're going to have kids!

I am incapable of making basic life decisions, and of cooking

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Help me or my indecisiveness will prevail and I will go hungry tonight

...

just invested in the cock stock

Voted for Subway, the only healthy choice.

My waifu > your waifu.

gonna give you the cockmeatsandwich right now

just crashed the cock stock

Are you homeless yet? How do you still have internet access?

guys i know i can be a bitch sometimes but i just wanted to say im sorry.

stop waifuposting

>go to the gym
>See many qt asian guys
>tfw too afraid to talk to any of them because I'm a Negro and I know they'll reject me

So how was your day /cum/??!

Their sandwiches are worse than McDonald's on average

It was good until the negro showed up...

>I'm a Negro
>qt asian guys

okay :]

That's pretty fucking gay dude

are you a girl

:)

Wow that's very rude you of you! I thought you Canadians were supposed to be nice!

Nothing gay about liking cute feminine asian guys

fucking homo posters go suck a bleeding dick and get AIDS and die

Unforgivable

Doesn't it look like a motorcycle?

Nope, got a new job and am still scraping by. Planning to use my tax refund to pay off half of my debts, then I'll be able to stave them off until NEXT tax season.

Then I'm going on OSAP and becoming a cop.

Thing are looking up.

>tfw too smart to think about you

Do you have a stand? Which one? if not, how can you satisfy your wife?

??????

My stand is the Burning Man. He attacks with a flaming fist. He has the heat of the sun, and his heart is what fuels him. Once he is motivated, the fire in his heart can never go out. That is my stand. I am a master stand user.

Why are you angry friend?

Ok, two more minutes to cast a vote before you decide my life for the next 50 minutes

lol cuckz

Your wife sucks my black cock

Go watch this and fuck off you homo numale nigger

Please buy me a pizza while you're at it. Just cheese is good.

I'm not a numale! Or a homo

whats ur address

>el sudburyano literally begging for scraps of food on Sup Forums

Ok what's your address

Can your stand beat Yoshikage Kira? I heard that your wife loves doing that

Look around and after Christmas, bud. That's when my dad got his for much less because they were clearing out after the holiday.

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important

you can only choose one choose wisely so what's it going to be?

qu3 asco que le pongan piña a las pizzas

OH SNAP NIGGA IS DIS A MOTHAFUCKING JOJO REFERENCE!!!!!??????

where do you live

I have a disease that can only be cured with (You)s

please help me.

@71986621

Sorry. Thin the herd

Okinawan

>its a feels trip episode

Reminder it is not gay to jerk off to anime traps

71986621
Here, have a (You)

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what if i wipe and use a bidet

Indian summer

If serious, just buy a pizza from any random place in Sudbury (and let me know who) and tell them I'll call with the address.

i guess I should have allowed multiple selections

go with whatever happens last

Como va la primaria?

No we need your address

Our stands are pretty balanced, if I get the first strike I will undoubtedly win, but if Yoshikage Kira's Shining Diamond takes me by surprise, it's raw strength would penetrate my defense before my Burning Man can become motivated and counter attack. Lucky for me though, I burnt out my own eyes to make my other senses stronger, so I can hear him, and feel the wind he creates when he moves

reminder that if you have to claim that doing obviously gay shit isn't gay, it's 200% gay

por que no se inglés, pendejo

literally this

I have never seen a black guy dating an asian guy before

Come to think of it, I've only known like one gay black guy and I think he was always single but had lots of female friends

How to kill myself and make it look 100% like an accident?

>71986678
Fuck off.

Was the black guy hot