G'morning user

g'morning user,
hope u slept well.
tell me why you will not KILL YOURSELF today.

I met that girl, I believe I will wait to be rejected before I will kill myself

because I'm ill

I would ,but the packers play today

>I'm married to a beautiful woman who's my best friend
>we have an active and satisfying sex life
>I have three wonderful kids I adore
>I live in a comfortable home, drive a nice car and own both
>I have a well paying job I find fulfilling
>I work with nice people who respect me
>I have a fairly affluent lifestyle but live well within my means
>I'm on pace to retire in my 50s
>I'm in good overall health
>My credit rating is over 800
>my favorite team is playing today for a trip to the super bowl

I've got a job I'm passionate about, family and friends that I love.
All and all, life's looking pretty good.

sauce?

life is too awesome to kill myself

Today will be the day I make advances in dealing with my depression and start shedding the lbs I've stacked on in the past 18 months so i can go visit my boyfriend later in the year!

wtf are you doing on Sup Forums.. gettaughtta here

well i landed a really nice job after i graduate law school. pays 195k per year. if somehow trump fucks over the economy and i lose that shit though, i'd totally an hero i mean i don't think i'm marketable otherwise. i have shit grades but some partner at a law firm really liked me. otherwise i would've been completely unemployed.

I like ginger and Asian nudes

>only a fool would take anything on /b as truth

I have a dog that relies on me. That's literally it. If it wasn't for my dog I'd probably allow myself to spiral into a depression then blow up a building or something.

cause if I die I cant play guitar

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You'd be suprised how wealthy and well adjusted some of us are. Only true idiots presume to know other people. Of course for you to feel good about yourself you have to expect we're all fat neckbeard virgins or cucks. It's how you cope with your own inadequacies. Alas, this comment will be ignored by you, to your own detriment.

Gotta work from 7 to 7 ...

Sent in my law school applications. Waiting to hear back from them. Might off myself if I don't get in anywhere good.

Also I like sucking on my little sister's panties.

because it's almost time for me to sleep, and sleeping is kinda like dying, just less traumatic for my mom.

Because my wife gives me a blowjob every day she gets home from work and she just left for work. Something to look forward to.

This guy gets it

I am waiting for the gent in the gifs to fuck me. No homo.

Because I have a Math test tomorrow and I can't fail it

She must want to get the taste of her bosses cum out of her mouth

I had 2 Viagra in the morning and had sex with 2 separate girls, drunk as fuck and full on junk food, heart feels heavy,

rolling

Because I aint got time for that, too busy getting swole and fucking bitches.

Tits or GTFO

more of your sister asshole

I gotta work today, and when im home ill just drink and watch dumb shit on youtueb to keep my mind off it

I'm pretty well to do and well adjusted, but you have to recognise that we are no longer native to this place. You're just hanging on to a part of yourself that you no longer have need for but would be sad to see die.

waiting on the new episode of Gundam to download, but after that there will still be 10 more episodes I want to see. Also Spider-Man: Homecoming, Guardians Of The Galaxy Volume 2, Thor: Ragnarok, Black Panther, and Infinity War 1 and 2.
Maybe after that...
But there will probably also be a Doctor Strange 2 and a Black Panther 2, so there's that.

Oops, Gundam finished downloading, time to leave Sup Forums for a while.

g'morning op,
hope u slept well.
tell me why you will not KILL YOURSELF today.

Because I have a beautiful fiancé, a newborn son, and just got a new job, one I've been working for for a long time.

Sup Forums is entertainment nothing more or less

We'll not with that attitude

Same

Gonna need a sauce on that gif

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>lying on an anonymous image board

how boring your life must be

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Source on that gif op

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Her boss is a hot woman. I am OK with this senario.

I think it's Romancing You Whore Tyler Nixon.

That's just what she lets you think. Her actual bosses name is Tyrone.

keep on dreaming kiddo

If your favorite team is anything but the Falcons, then none of that other shit matters. You're a faggot and should kill yourself.

Already hit rock bottom once in my life and got through that, so I just keep on living my life I guess...

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BECAUSE I'M DOING IT TOMORROW

sorry brah, no successful person uses reaction images XD

Why do today what you can put off till tomorrow?

DID YOU JUST ASSUME IM NOT GOING TO KILL MYSELF!

Because I just masturbated to a trap thread

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i have 2 donuts

So i can keep telling you to fuck off with your kill yourself crap.

BECAUSE IT WILL PISS YOU OFF

Unexpected by EroticaX.
Starring Abella Danger and Tyler Nixon.