What did you learn about your own country here on Sup Forums?

What did you learn about your own country here on Sup Forums?

The small foamy beer is the most exquisite, the finest and the superior choice of beer.

I learned I am black brown country that poop pant

that we wuz volga finnic rurikids with iron in 800ad

I thought everyone know us but actually we're just irrelevant and overshadowed by the neighbouring cunts

That we're
>A
>FUCKING
>MEME

That we are still the best at every thing

That colombia is a shithole that host a sizable population of zoophile degenerates

That Germany is full of Schulz-voting cuckolds who actually WANT millions of refugees to come live in our country.
(obvious from looking at the deutsch threads)
Yes, pretty much the only thing people here know about you is that missing plane.

Singapore is a shit country, very third world.

I learned that most people outside the US don't microwave their water nor wear their shoes in the shower.

I learned that we can't banter.

Hwan empire is not meme

our countrymen think Sup Forums is a serious place because everyone speaks english, the language of educated men

that a large amount of people have an actual hate for America

Yeah.

White liberal americans being the most extreme.

I learned that Americans are actually that stupid

Everyone with a German flag is a butthurt Ex-yu immigrant who had his Sup Forums dreams shattered in tiny bits when he was beaten by turks in elementary school.

Oh yeah and Germans are still fucking nazis

B-But we have Legoland too.

That i won the lottery just by being born in Mexico

I learned that it's OK to shit your pants in Wal-mart

This is true.

We're as retarded online as we are in person
PLEASE COME TO CANADA HONHONHONHONHON

That WE WUZ Altai-Turko-mongol-Volgafinn conqureors who brought ironworking to swedes n shieet.

That we are by FAR the best latinoamerican country.

>le Hitler xDDD
>le Fritzl xDDDD
>Hungary apparently likes us
>we barely post outside of /deutsch/
>we are small and insignificant but at the same time a better version of Germany

But you are, i like germans but somehow seeing your flag just warms me inside.

Only near the coast my dear patriota, but is sad indeed.

that people actually like us for some reason

That we export towels to Spain.

>In 1967, Polish mercenary Rafal Ganowicz was asked what it felt like to take human life, “I wouldn't know, I've only ever killed communists"

I learned that no one else keeps their microwaves in the fridge.

Sad!

It's a weid feeling, might be because the way you speak sound charming for people who doesn't understand your language...

That and your winged hussars... fucking winged hussars.

des is ezala bure browogadion

That I am fat and shart in mart

That people think about us much more than we think of them.

Apparently we're extremely fucking important

Our media is everywhere and only talks about negative things so it makes us look like a shithole

Idk whatever who cares lol I just wanna die

i learned everything i already knew

That Russia is gay.

Something I've always wanted to ask a Brazilian, what's up with you guys and MMORPGs? When I was a kid and played RuneScape and Tibia and shit there was always a bunch of dudes running around like "BRBRBRBRBRBRBR". The fuck? Is it a joke or are you guys retarded?

>are kids stupid?

>we barely post outside of /deutsch/

people who post in facebook chatrooms have barely anything to contribute that isn't incoherent meme garbage and Sup Forumsshit. So that's fine.

I learned that all people drink vodka and live in a komiblok, and still here is National-Socialism.

:>
GUY
What?

I never saw any other country doing that shit and it was so widespread it seemed like it must have been some kind of joke or something

stay in /deutsch/

brazilians are everywhere in the world sorry but you cant escape them, mil perdons

"nein"

Perú will try their best !

Its probably because most of them dont have to life beside you ,kurwa

I learned that 1/3 of my country men are liberal cucks, the second 1/3 of my country men are literally immigrants and the remaining one is the last and surviving part of Sweden soon to be dead.

Short sum, only 1 out of 10 posts under Swedish flag is actually Swede ;_;