>Be me, 29 >bump into old friend after 8 years today. Same age as me. >Guy looks like he forgot his weekly bath. >Hair very long and all over the place >Unkempt facial hair >Looks like he made his cloths out of old rugs. > 'Hi, how have you been keeping?' > 'Yeeeah bey, I'm good bro' > 'Still on the weed?' > 'I is man, love the stuff, better for you than alcohol too. where you working these days?'' > 'I'm a building surveyor, you?' > 'That's nice mate, I'm still at Tesco's' > 'You a manager or supervisor or..' > 'Nah not yet mate' > 'Where you living?' > 'Still at the mothers mate' > 'Girlfriend?' > 'No'
>triple doubles wasted on misinformation It doesn't cure cancer idiot, it helps cope with the symptoms of chemotherapy.
Asher Perez
>this one guy i know hasn't achieved as much as i wanted him to in 29 years so it must be because of weed since i know every aspect of his life so well >also i use his life as a reference for every stoner on the planet
Fuck off straight edge faggot. If i made a thread about how i hate guys who like traps, you would still jerk off to them, so don't act like you or this thread are awesome
Dylan Parker
Better tell your stoner friends then because a lot of them believe it. They will bring it up when you attack their sacred way of life.
Thomas Gonzalez
Stoner would be addicts to what Ever you put in front of them. It has nothing to do with pot. You can smoke meth every once and a while and live a normal respectful life. Handle your fucking high and don't be a jackass. Simple as that
Kayden Johnson
I've known him since when we were kids. He was very active and we used to do all sorts of things. Then he found weed and he stopped going out. Even when he was at parties he would just sit there smoking bongs. This happened to half our friend group.
Henry Scott
What's wrong with liking traps, you homo faggot?
Camden Sullivan
>previously on AMC's The Walking Dead
Jackson James
>getting high off weed >not microdosing hits
Matthew Campbell
>This happened to half our friend group. then why didn't you give in to peer pressure you fuckin pussy?
Jaxson Parker
my best friend smokes daily and keeps a 4.0 in uni. I on the other hand smoke maybe 4 times a month, am unemployed, not in school, and live at home.
Elijah Miller
>Handle your fucking high and don't be a jackass. Simple as that
Stoners clearly don't though. Yes a joint once in a while is fine. They should be able to keep shit in check since "weed is not addicting! XD" yet they do it every day
Ian Ramirez
Obviously you need to smoke erryday
Sebastian Harris
Weed isn't addicting. If you have an addictive personality then your addicted anything. Same with alcohol, cigs, etc. don't be retarded.
Jordan Diaz
God I remember that pic. try this one same premise
Oliver Reyes
Friend of mine smokes everyday, dosent do shit. Did the same thing with alcohol.
Evan Morales
maybe all your old friends are a bunch of weak willed faggots, ever think of that?
Jeremiah Phillips
so much autism
Matthew James
Tesco has such good shit tho bro. Go survey some buildings not your friend
Robert Davis
"Yo. Hemp and the oil have great uses. Medically and commercials"
Yeah, sure. That's why you spend every waking hour stoned and without your children.
Dominic Rivera
"I-it can't b-be because of t-the weed. Because that w-would mean I'm a l-loser too..." - every faggot pot head in denial.
Grow up.
Jack Gonzalez
Kill yourself.
Aaron Scott
>being this closed minded
Aiden Wright
Bailey is hot as fuck
Luis Jenkins
>I feel superior because I'm a good little slave to the system You're going to die someday; everything you accomplish will mean nothing. A life spent in pleasure is as valid as a life spent systemic servitude.
Jayden Phillips
Same as this guy. Didn't turn out so well for him
Evan Peterson
Ironic that you said it, isn't it Alanis.
Luke Foster
I hate people like you OP >hurr durr my friend smokes weed >hurr durr his life is pure aids >hurr durr all stoners are like this Topkek OP >be me >be 35 >make 70k a year >smoke seed >gg wp OP
Xavier Richardson
Go back to africa and learn how to english
Sebastian Ross
>be me 25 >unkempt facial hair >long wild hair >smoking weed >own 3 cars >live with my husband because im a homo
fuck da police etc
Liam Lopez
Said the kid who uses 'topkek'
You may want to think for yourself
Jose White
>be 35 >needs to argument on the internet nice life.jpeg
Angel Torres
Thanks
Grayson Cruz
maybe you should ask your friends whats so wrong in their life that they have to self medicate, instead of being a self righteous faggot to a bunch of same minded faggots online?
Michael Reyes
>implying 75k at 35 is good.
26 here making 60k. Why did you waste so much time?
Colton Morgan
Everyone i work with smokes and does coke and we all make 70-120k.
Most are happily married with families.
OP needs to go back to Utah.
William Cook
60k of what though Also for the other guy 75k of what
Christian Sullivan
how about you all stop jerking off over how much you make and just fucking kill yourselves?
Nathan Williams
Oh what do we have here? A poor Sup Forumsrothet
Colton Moore
>be me >25 >work at Bank of America >nice apartment >2013 Civic >good friends >great relationship with family >smoke weed everyday
nothing wrong with stoners, i hate dirty hippies just as much as the next person
Landon Peterson
...
Owen King
gtfo with your quotation marks.
Nicholas Ortiz
you went wrong when you bought that car m8
Noah Edwards
What do you think retard?
William James
kek lel
Lucas Wood
Maybe they should grow up and realize that the world doesn't revolve around their widdle feewingz.
If they're not invested enough in themselves to make their lives better, then why should anyone else give a shit?
Life sucks for everyone. You're not special. Grow up and work to make it better you weakling faggot.
Matthew James
>Sup Forums full of degenerates
no surprise here OP. what responses were you expecting? go to Sup Forums if you want to get away from this shit
Jaxson Harris
robert downey junior? he's successful AF
Gavin Campbell
yes, super poor, mac and cheese every night and day. sometimes I resort to eating my food stamps because I'm so hungry. one time i had to eat my meth scabs just to survive the weekend
Carter Nelson
I don't know dollars? Euro's? Yen? Rupees? What are you? Retarded?
Liam Morales
are you hiring?
Justin Thompson
>You're going to die someday; everything you accomplish will mean nothing.
If you had the tiniest bit of foresight, you would understand that the work you do can can befitting the generation after you die. Even if it's a small contribution, it add up the more people contribute. What does getting stoned all day contribute after you die?
>A life spent in pleasure is as valid as a life spent systemic servitude.
You do know people that work still have fun right? We also have more money to do a variety of things rather then smoking bongs in mother's basement all day.
>if theyre not invested enough in themselves to make their lives better, then why should anyone else give a shit
I don't know, why do YOU give so much of a shit about it? it seems to me like you're the one who can't just live their lives and let other people do the same, you judgmental retard
Carson Campbell
Obviously mcnuggets you fucking retard.
Brody Green
Did they overdose on marijuanas?
Ian Mitchell
>If you had the tiniest bit of foresight, you would understand that the work you do can can befitting the generation after you die. Even if it's a small contribution, it add up the more people contribute. What does getting stoned all day contribute after you die? And when the next generation dies? The next-next one? Humanity will be extinct some day; there is little point. >smoking bongs in mother's basement This is only way to argue with pot smokers, apparently. I don't make much but it's enough to afford my own space and the things that bring me joy.
When my life gets so bad that I must resort to shit-talking my "friends" on an anonymous imageboard to feel any kind of pride in my life, I might just kill myself.
Henry Martinez
>implying shitting on losers isn't fun. Ok guy.
Hudson Stewart
>Still on the weed?
Weed is for niggers but you sound cringey as fuck
Adam Bailey
well of course, why else do you think I'm shitting on you?
Luke Perry
Be me 28.....smoke weed every day at least twice....have made 6 figures every year since i was 22....smoking hot wife.....tell me again how weed has ruined my life?
Connor Watson
>Sobriety gave me autism
Alexander Sullivan
kek you think weed makes you unsuccesful ?
Im 25, dont have a job, my girlfriend cheated on me recently, zero friends and have horrible social anxiety. I don't smoke weed but my life sucks so...
Xavier Lopez
Let's see how long that lasts if you keep smoking.
Nathaniel Phillips
>came home this afternoon after picking up my copy of gta when I smelled something funny from my neighbors house >went over there and the door was unlocked so I went right in >sure enough there was my neighbor and two of his friends smoking to their hearts content. I told them they had two options, >one- they could put the joints out >two- I would put the joints out for them >neighbor had run ins with me before so he knew I meant business so he threw his joint down and told me to leave >I said you made a wise choice but I'm still calling the cops and then I turned to leave >neighbor then got up off the couch got behind me and said a few cuss words and told me to mind my business >well that did it >I turned around, took off my shades, looked him straight in the eye and said "lets get high" >I then front kicked him a good 8 feet in the air. >then his other friend came at me with the bong, I grabbed his arm, snapped it and then hit him in the stomach with the bong >his other friend ran into the kitchen so I went after him >he was in the corner crying so I said "this is your brain" and then I grabbed a frying pan and said "this is your brain on drugs" and then I hit him in the head as hard as I could with the frying pan >after that I called the cops and they came over and arrested my neighbor and his friends >as I was leaving the sarge shouted out to me thanks. I turned around, took off my shades, looked him straight in the eye and said " well you know sarge, perhaps if we build a freaking dunkin doughnuts on this street it would give you guys a excuse to ride up here once or twice a week and keep the crime down >I then threw my shades on the ground to let him know I meant business
I feel pretty good about what I did for my neighborhood today
Evan Diaz
>sucking this much cock
Ryan Jones
I know one thing for sure, threads like this definitely cause cancer
Jayden Reed
>faggots worried about what other faggots do
/thread
Eli Williams
>"I kno ur but what am I?" Logic. Wow. Ya got me good.
Luis Sanchez
>24, compsci bs >4 years experience in IT >now in a business partnership with the CEO of the company i used to work with >I own and operate his IT dept as a software engineer and IT administrative manager >salary increasing every day as I invest in stocks in my free time >smoked weed fairly often, not every day
I'm gonna go on a tangent and say that the shitty lives only happen the people with no goals in life or any sort of ambition. Weed will just make them lose all chances of getting motivated. I was motivated practically all my life.
Jose Nelson
>all my stoner friends are neet >keeps making up excuses for not getting a job >'I don't care about money, there are better things to life' >every time month is nearing end >'this welfare sucks, man. No way human could live like this. Fuck the system, man' >still refuses to get a job because only week or two left until next welfare >mfw I will never know how it feels like to suck at life as hard as those losers
Aiden Gray
Good job friend, you're a true citizen
Nicholas Lopez
>faggot loses job >can no longer support himself let alone any one else >gets depressed >starts smoking weed >now you are a loser aswell
Easton Wilson
"Friends"
Tyler Powell
It's easy to keep a 4.0 when you take 1 class/semester in something completely unemployable, like art appreciation.
James Nguyen
>people I know Fixed that for me.
Lincoln Harris
lol a faggot
Kayden Reed
sounds better, faggots like you dont make friend LUL
Julian Diaz
Collegefag here, can attest that this is true. It's about self control, blaming the substance for substance abuse is like blaming food for making you fat.
Gabriel Long
>be me >20 yo >smoke weed >work as a supervisor in a bank >have a qt gf >20 cm dick >friend of batman >living with my mom pretty good life
Brandon Thompson
Did you just get your butt hurt?
Nicholas Turner
>all stoners on Sup Forums make 70k+ >have smoking hot gfs/wives >have 8" dicks >smoke all day every day >all their friends are exactly the same
Statistically speaking, this is funny as fuck.
Mason Lee
Do you even ROOR water pipe bro lol
Evan Rodriguez
>shitting on losers is fun
trump supporter
Juan Wright
Exactly.
Anthony Cooper
Don't worry, no one is blaming your sacred weed. It's obviously the stoners' own fault they are such cretins
Elijah Cruz
Memphis couple found unconscious on sidewalk after heroin use
Owen Williams
>works in a bank >banks get robbed >Batman catches robbers
His story checks out
Jacob Nelson
And that's his fault. I smoke daily several times and I have a job and people like me. Your friends were just lazy faggots. Stop acting like 1930s parents watching Reefer Madness and grow up and get educated you dumb faggot
Jace Davis
Post more unconscious dope hrads
Chase Stewart
Drive a semi for living. Smoke weed everyday, even in the truck sometimes when I get a long layover. >lolz I'm stoned driving a 80k# rig daily and make good money
Lucas Gomez
Heroin, and they actually both lived.
Adrian Young
>implying anyone who works to make their life better is a militant cis white male who voted trump.
You assume too much, faggot.
Liam Flores
...
Daniel White
>be me >32 male >married for 11 years >escalation engineer at planet earth's largest networking company >$250k/yr salary >drive new Lexus >own 2 homes and multiple rental properties both commercial and residential >stoned at least 18hrs a day
My lifes fucking awesome, you're just fucking mad
Charles Nguyen
I have found and incredible amount of stoners that think that shit straight cures cancer brah. It only makes them (more) stupid.
Charles Williams
Never change Sup Forums
Isaiah Lee
If this is a stoner-hate thread then why is the picture you're using depicting two heroin junkies? Seems a little misleading to me.