Girlfriend wants to move to the US from Sweden because she has had it with half the year being gray, dark and cold. Her plan is to save money for a couple of years, and then move to (probably) CA. One upside according to her is the large population makes it more likely to find like-minded people.
How difficult is it to move to the US? Greencards, citizenship? Is this a good idea at all, if not, why not?
Biggest downsides with the plan? Upsides?
Any other swedecuck here that moved to burgerland?
stopped reading at the very first word
GFs exist, I promise. They're out there
sorry swedecuck but Trump banned immigrants from Muslim countries.
Only muslim immigrants though, not christians fleeing muslim nations.
>save money and then just move
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
>skipping the question part of the post
>"How difficult is it to move to the US?"
pls taiwan, pls work on reading comprehension or you will never stop being a biological assembly line robot
doesnt matter, Sweden is a Muslim country. It is quarantined. No freedom for you.
We're full on cucks. No more cucks.
No more immigrants coming over and fighting against american freedom and shit.
So I take it this means you have no clue how your country's immigration procedure works?
I'm telling you that you and your girlfriend might love a Mediterranean country. She doesn't want dark and gray? Imagine the wonderful days in south Italy. Or Spain.
My post was an answer to said question.
Southern CA here, if you go to CA, choose which part carefully, South is shit, large population centers too are shit. I live in LA, the people are obnoxious, loud and inconsiderate and worst of all you can't escape them. The traffic is shit, no one knows how to operate their car properly. It also way too hot here, it might sound nice for people who come from a cold dark place, but it's awful, 70% of the time I'm drenched in sweat after 3 minutes outdoors and the sun never relents, it wants you to die and isn't shy about letting you know that.
At any rate, good luck immigrating, unless you have education or skills/job offers and what not, I've heard it's damn near impossible.
Sweden's chocolate doesn't have vomit chocolate in it, so at least there's that.
this is the shitty attitude that caused us to ban sweden
move north central of commiefornia, south is a fucking oven and if you get sick of dark and cold you can go south whenver you want. Plus enjoy the beaches and amazing parks,.
Biggest downside is that she is not happy with you where you are bro. That's not working.
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>get shot
>get raped by niggers
You are right, its a hard choice
>he thinks LA is hot
I've got a bachelor's in computer science, how's the job market over there? Maybe that would help our chances of green cards?
Am Swede. Am beta. Can't imagine life without her, so will follow even though I want to live in Sweden.
If you want sunlight move to southamerica. Brazil not kidding.
>like minded people
We don't need more nigger loving cucks
If you move to commiefornia bring a suicide jacket at least.
You can go for the greencard lottery, but I wouldn't know why the fuck you want to go to cali.
Just go to France or something.
>so will follow even though I want to live in Sweden.
abort thread.
Fuck. Then ask bolivia or peru. Absolutely serious. They wont steal your gf and your always near us for protection.
I know it's tough imagining love for your nation and its longer-than-300-years history. Even tougher imagining love for a woman when you've never been loved yourself. Don't worry though friend, you'll get there someday.
peru is pretty based
Are they good nations? As in will I get robbed/murdered the moment I step outside with my white pasty skin, does the police help the citizens or rob them?
>I know it's tough imagining love for your nation and its longer-than-300-years history.
It's not. It's just hard to imagine why a guy thinks sacrificing what he wants to follow his girlfriend will not end in disaster for both of them.
i suggest visiting commiefornia before coming here, or have you visited before?
If you wish to simulate living in America, wait until the sun's up
When it gets real hot
Then put all your garbage out on the sidewalk
All of it. Used condoms, last week's surströmming
And then get all of your neighbor to do the exact same thing
That is how they collect garbage in America. That is your new existence.
Your gf is a retard for thinking about moving to the US. Sweden is cold yeah, but at least you've got your shit together and things are affordable there.
Kek, she'd actually have to work hard in the US to get a sort of stable living.
Wait how do you do it in sweden?
Okay, just let me marry one of you and then do the divorce/remarry manuever.
Flawless plan.
You think vacationing there will change her mind? Vacations tend to give a rose-tinted glasses sort of picture of a nation, dont they?
Yeah trying to convince her it's a bad idea, partially why I made the thread.
Its cool as long as you are not retarded. Their police takes bribes (they take bribes everywhere in southamerica except here, and if you try it here, you're a gonner), but they won't rob you. You are near us so in case of shtf you come here. Life there is cheap as it gets and you'll be able to land a job in no time. And nobody is going to steal your gf unless you make friends with a chilean choroy
Chile sounds pretty based. Why not go there immediately and skip having to escape Peru? Downsides of your nation?
dont go to fucking tourist spots, at least think of seeing where you are thinking of living? Of course go have fun, fucking paid more than 1k to come here mind as well enjoy it but on the side try to take a roadtrip, see different parts of commiefornia.
If she wants to move, at least be sure you guys did some research of the places here (costs, job possibilities, neighborhoods,etc.).
>Vacations tend to give a rose-tinted glasses sort of picture of a nation, dont they?
You can look into getting a temp apartment or something (not a hotel) and try and live a little more normally. Go to the grocery store, buy your stuff, cook it at home. Drive our roads, use our public transport, take out the trash, etc.
That kind of thing shows the differences that people care about. Different country, different food, different way of doing things. And you can experience it without distracting yourself with endless touristy things.
Where I live I put my trash in a "trash pipe" outside my home, which immediately transports it in underground piping to a sorting facility. But that's not too common.
Perhaps, but commiefornia will probably just look like rose tinted shit nonetheless
>California
I know Swedes make more money on average but holy shit I hate the cost of living here.
California has plenty of awesomeness going for it but I honestly don't think it's worth it.
Also this place makes Stockholm look like Nazi Germany. Can Sweden into violent minorities that do worse than rape?
you sound like you're either making up the whole story or you'll get cucked by your gf and a local guy the moment you arrive there
Wait, really?
If you come here, you better make sure you have a good job with good pay and decent health insurance. If something happens (like losing your money or having a serious accident) then there is not a lot of support for you. We don't have a lot of safety nets. Plus people there are rude and stupid
Really convenient to dump corpses without having to worry much.
>Swedish trash pipes
This is a good idea.
Yes, it was installed last year.
Not sure what you're saying, but I'm asking about Chile because I'm trying to find counterarguments to moving to the US.
>people there are rude and stupid
Bullshit, I live in the city, center of the biggest assholes in any country and most don't give a fuck about you. They won't go out of your way to insult you but don't give a fuck about you than a dead pigeon on the side of the road.
refusees welcome
Why don't you both move to Australia?
You will get cucked that's why I'm telling you to go to Peru or Bolivia
I've had good experiences with people in Oakland/San Francisco/Berkeley but all of their neighbors are full of top tier pricks imo.
Because then they'd have to meet Australians
Heh
We have that for people who live in flats and appartments. People living in regular houses have a container to put trash in it which gets picked up bi-weekly
I think she might have a romanticized view of the US. Not entirely certain yet, she presented me with her vision of going to the US just yesterday evening. So I'm spending the day collecting arguments for the contrary.
Chance of getting cucked nears zero, been in a dedicated relationship for 7 years.
argument #1
Trump said no refugees from Muslim countries.
You are disqualified
Help the traitor emigrate, and I'll send you some.
>le funny maymay
He still would accept christians of all nations.
Trump made an exception for Christians escaping prosecution. If Op wants to become a righteous America, I welcome it. But don't go to Commiefornia; there are so many better places. Even the not deep South is better
>So I'm spending the day collecting arguments for the contrary.
Just visit commiefornia since both of you don't know shit before building anything. Besides you will have a more solid foundation once you see things with your own eyes.
Just tell her to do her research of where she is interested.
If she is interested in san francisco, unless you are fucking rich, forget it and LA is the worst imo for anyone moving in for the first time.
>move to CA
I suggest you visit it first
California has a lot of brown people
California also has a much higher UV index and neither of your bodies are ready for it
over 110F every summer where I live. There are hotter places on the planet and you can dickwave temps if you want, but it doesn't change the fact that the temperature here is shit compared to more sane places to live (north).
Best states with tolerable seasons and a not-commie population? How is the east coast compared to CA?
Swedes are mudslimes are le atheist
Nobody is going to believe they are Christian unless they pull a Brevik, if they did that Trump would let them in.
>SF
so crazy expensive. Have you seen the price if you actually want to be IN SF instead of just the entire bay?
3K a month for an apartment and when you show up they open the door and it's just a broom closet.
>trump would let breivik take refuge here!!!!!
And here I though Sup Forums was the predominantly RPing board. Really tingles my pringles.
>tolerable seasons
California is only special because you can drive 2 hours and be in the snowy mountains, or sunny beaches, or hot desert, or large forests. That is the only reason I like it since I'm more of a nature guy.
>Nobody is going to believe they are Christian unless they pull a Brevik
Normies would definitely believe that. Especially in places with "muh herritage from Sweden" people around. But I guess there aren't any of those that ops gf would like.
you're not going to get a square answer from anyone, everyone has their own bias about where they're from
i'm gonna fuck your girlfriend when she comes here faggot
I can tell you living in texas is like living between satans sweaty ballsack for the majority of the year.
Florida is literally 3rd world.
>making major life decisions like this based on what your girlfriend wants
>wanting your gf to get full-blown Americanized
>romanticizing California
You can do much better man, but don't take my word for it. Go balls deep and move to downtown San Francisco and stay there
California isn't that bad, this butthurt flyover is just memeing. I spent a few months there, it was fucking amazing.
>t. Marylander
muslims will be banned from entering the US, though luck
>Go balls deep and move to downtown San Francisco and stay there
Ive been there. Nothing special really, just a bunch of hipsters who only give a shit about themselves and delude themselves into thinking they care about the world.
Neither coast is tolerable year round, and mid-East coast, e.g. North Carolina, is bullshit most of the year. So I would probably go somewhere Midwest for that. And East coast has a lot of niggers, but at least we are mostly sane
Swedes are already americanized. If anything she'll grow more averse to it by actually visiting. Everyone here is a full blow anglophile, and worships everything english-american. It's fucking disgusting.
>>romanticizing California
basically this
visit it first, I guarantee you'll be happy to return to Sweden
tough*
>Best states with tolerable seasons
California is weird in terms of weather as someone pointed out. The whole state is split into different weather depending on where you live compared to sweden where everything is gray and cold.
>I've got a bachelor's in computer science
NOT getting in
>everything is gray and cold.
We have huge variety, especially in the summer.
>One upside according to her is the large population makes it more likely to find like-minded people.
That's completely ass-backward logic.
She will only meet as many people as she meets, and unless she's met every single person in Sweden she won't actually meet any more people in America than she would in Sweden.
Also California is at least as cucked as Sweden is anyway.
>land in SF
>cross the Golden Gate
>proceed to enjoy the actual good part of the state
go to sonoma or mendo counties faget
>Moving because your gf is an anglophile
Also you can't just move there like you could to an European nation. Unlike our shitty country the USA actually have migration laws. Only way to get in for a longer time is to have relatives, having particular skills and getting an employer to let you work, studying at a uni, or extending/overstaying visa.
What you're failing to understand is that you and her will more than likely adopt the worst parts of American culture over time. It's like a virus that you can't escape. Californian girls are notoriously arrogant and your girl is going to start thinking its normal to be lile that. Your girl is going to be getting eyeballed by 10/10 guys all day every day and I hope you have the social skills to keep her.
Moving to California will be like a sensory overload of all the worst, most gluttonous and cancerous aspects of western culture and I am skeptical that you (or any foreigner) could resist it over a long period of time. It's ok to visit, like any place, but moving there might very well be a downgrade. I just don't want your shit to get fucked up
>extending/overstaying visa.
Shouldn't be a problem right? I mean if millions of mexicans do it it should be pretty easy. And if you het caught they just send you home, right? No prison time or fines or anything?
We don't allow normies fuck off.
Normies outnumber you, like 2,000,000:1. Just like everywhere.
She controls you, fucking beta bitch. No one wants a desperate cuck who can't do without them. If she wants to move back she clearly does not want to be with you enough. If she loved you enough she would stay and the bad weather would be just a mild annoyance.
Begå självmord
That dude isn't me (OP), but I do have the social skills to keep her. Or rather we're both kind of spergy and semi-redpilled.
But yeah, what you're describing is part of the reason I'm arguing against it. Here in sweden obnoxious cunts and normies don't bother you, because we don't talk to strangers (it's blissful). But if I were to live there I would get bothered all the time.
Var inte otrevlig.
Does your gf have a degree or any plans for a job in usa?
Käft ditt oälskade vider.
>literally never been loved, or loved anyone
>knows what "nobody wants"
She presented the idea to me yesterday, and we'll discuss it after work most likely. Boy, she sure controls me for having a discussion about it :-)
But if she decides the positive aspects outweigh the negative I will go with her, because yes. I am that beta.
She does not.
This is a good idea. Move to southern europe.