Vidya thread

Vidya thread.

Badly description vidya.

>have aspergers
>be a massive edgelord
>use autistic weapons
>daddy issues all up in this bitch

>wake up
>world fucked
>collect toasters
>never finish story missions

>be raging autist
>have cellphone addiction
>pretend you're batman
>suck at it

>ojhab

>bhalasdbha

>hblajhsdb
>hjkfhblahb

>:???????

>profit!

>feed jellybeans to jizz for no reason

Ffxv

Far cry primal

... well that fits, but wasn't what I had in mind.

>lol demons
>my dad is a sword...

>be vampire
>kill lieutenant because jealous of his wings
>lieutenant becomes muh sword
>use talking sword to destroy the world

how?

you win

>Use WASD keys to move around
>Look around by using your mouse
>shoot the enemie

Fallout 4

Watch Dogs?

The gibberish language bruh. If you played it, you know.

Good description though. Perfect for these threads.

>use robocop gun to shoot nuclear dragons
>have amazing 80s name
>more fun than the actual game

Yup.

Yup.

>demons
>unf unf
>heck

hotline Miami

you're fucking terrible at describing things bad

>what the dick?

DOOM, rite?

A boy and his blob?

Inside.

you're shit at this

Slime rancher?

>complete missions in multi million dollar military aircraft
>fail every time because landing on the fucking aircraft carrier is impossible

>Die
>Brought back to life by midgets
>Hang out with drunk paladin that likes tarot

roighto

You're right. Ignore the sperglord.

legacy of kain, and thats a bit oversimplified in the end at least.

devil my cry.

Blood Dragon?

>wake up on operating table
>rob zombie does insane magic to you
>die a billion times
>die more
>dying makes you stronger

>be nigger
>follow train
>fail

Yup.

Indeed sir.

>mario the generic italian fights neo nazis
>fly around like a flying squirrel
>boom. lots of boom.

you know you can skip those on ace combat.

>no campaign
>god tier graphics
>pay to win
>boring after 2 hours
>made by the shittiest game developer known to man

Porch Monkey Simulator 1995

>start on some island
>kill snails
>kill pigs
>leave island
>???
>wait at some sewers for people
>collect tickets from crocodiles
>hang on some rope
>???

Titanfall

Bloodborn?

nope

Gta San Andreas

Not ace combat. Older... way older

any AAA.

Yup

It's sci fi related

Top gun?

Yes, that does gloss over some major points... but yes.

Top gun.

There ya go.

>Start weak
>Kill shit
>Always ends you being a ugly monster

>skateboard
>Ollie at things
>Lester is a faggot
>or skip all that and shred the fuck out of your backyard half pipe until the neighbor girl shows you her tits

Has to be Eve Online then.

>niggers taking credit for something they barley even participated in

>pew pew

ez win, boys

Its Star Wars Battlefront (the new one)

nah mate you got the wrong game.

Kingdoms of Amalur: Reckoning

>star wars
>Sci fi
You spelled "magical lasersword ninjas" wrong user.

my bad

>Neon Lights
>Dragons

>your arm gets aids
>bad doods coming
>go steal your previous nemesis' sword because it's evil af
>use it to flip out and shred bad guys
>wear unrealistic armor for the type of person you are

>We're all looking for that special someone.

kingdoms of amalur: Reckoning

>4th dimensional puzzle game

...

Maple Story
How i miss the old days of MS

>Fucking rats
>Everywhere

clear

dishonored

>Poop
>Underground

>dad is a massive retard
>destroy everything to make a new everything
>dad calls you a failure no matter how good you do
>mom is a giant airhead and is oblivious to the entire situation

The 2008 presidential election

>have giant dick
>be a nigger
>use white bitch
>daddy never home

>be such a fucktard you let a pet frog escape
>use tank to chase frog

Katamari Damacy

Nope
>Checked

Yup

Blaster Master

>roll
>death
>repeat till past level

Any souls game

>Mom wakes me up
>Got to fair
>Meet some chick
>Go back in time to save said chick
>???
>Kill ancient being that was interfering in earth's evolution to feed on it and destroy it on the year of 1999ad

Best game EVER

Gotta go fast

yessir

yeah

>Magical laser swords
You spelled "Warfrane wrong" user.

Chrono Trigger

aw yiss

Vermintide

Bingo

>Tail some asshole around the whole damn world
>Kill said asshole in hell

>in giant aquarium
>weird little girls

Good obscure old game. Here's one then...

>be ayy
>be red
>have autistic friend
>ride an elevator a lot
>reassemble ship from boom box parts
>pic related

Correct

Bioshock

Watchdogs

>Wear mask >take orders from bad guy from batman >????????? >profit

The darkness

>Be Jedi of the Middle Ages
>Fuck every hot chick
>Play cards when not fucking bitches

yeah

witcher 3

>daughter dies
>mushrooms everywhere