Alright it’s story time Sup Forumsoys

Alright it’s story time Sup Forumsoys

>be me, in first year of university, a fucking leaf
>on the night of Trump’s inauguration
>go to school within driving distance of my home town
>tell my friends there is an anti-Trump rally, they say they are coming to fuck with libtards
>being the beta that I am I advise against it
>there are no brakes on this train and it has already left the station
>20 mins later they show up, we all walk around campus with the four of them wearing MAGA hats
>dirty looks from nearly every person we walk past
>walk by the registrar, think ‘did he notice me?’
>friend asks, “where the hell is this rally, have covered the entire campus and it is supposed to have started 5 mins ago?”
>decide to go onto the bleachers of the football field
>friends decide to have a literal pissing match off the back of bleachers
>I lose
>feels bad man
>walk down on to the field, look at the massive sheet of snow that lay before us
>one of us gets and idea: “let’s draw a swastika in the snow”
>whythehellnot.png
>little did I know this would be the beginning of one of the wildest rides of my life
>two friends started drawing a swastika with their feet, looks pretty bad
>me and the other two leave the field since I realize the shit I could get in
>the two on the field coordinate to make a smaller one
>take off hats and get our asses out of there
Cont?

Don't be a faggot and ask, just post.

of course you twit

>later that evening
>talking with one of my friends from the uni
>he attended rally cause of the girl he wants to bang, she is septum piercing level SJW
>rally was just 20 people inside the student centre, bashing Trump
>walk by the field, the swastika has been turned into the windows logo
>split off from him, a few hours later talking to him again
>he went full white knight and told her
>they spent an hour walking around the field to remove any indication that it was there and write the word hope in the snow
>tell him he is a fag
>next day driving around with hometown friends, get a text from white knight friend
>people are talking about it on social media, and that there are security cameras on the field and bleachers
>ohfukohfukohfuk.wav
>ask him if the school knows, he said somebody on Facebook posted that they were reporting it
>freaking out, i am risking getting kicked out and blacklisted if they catch me
>friends don’t realize how severe it is, trying to make jokes about it
>trying to stay calm
>go back to my dorm, immediate check school’s Facebook
>inb4 OP is a normie who uses Facebook
>school’s page is talking about how this will not be tolerated and they are currently undergoing investigation
Will be continued in part 3

No.

Do it OP

>I talk to my white knight friend again as he is a second year and might know what to do
>he tells me that the best course of action would be to turn myself in
>tell him fuck no
>he reminds me that they can probably identify me through the security cameras, or the registrar
>I mull it over for a while, considering how I could bullshit my way out of this
>decide that the school will probably go lighter on me if I fess up
>will contact them tomorrow
>sitting in meal hall, browsing local news sites
>see pic related, damn that was quick, only two days later
>this shit is literally everywhere now
>can’t escape it now
>talk to my friends about it, we come to the conclusion that my schooling and there jobs could be on the line.
>friend brings up that we could face 5 years in prison for hate crime
>anxiety goes into maximum overdrive
>realize that at my super liberal school if my identity got out I would be literally lynched
>get the phone number of the head of security, call him
>ask if identities can be kept secret, he says he is not gonna ask my name, to try to distance me from it
>he asks for the story, I give him the important details, glossed over the pissing contest
>he asks for the names of the guys on the field, saying they will only have to community service
>give him the names
>he asks why we did it
> I explain it was a joke, he is super cool about it
>“I did stupid stuff when I was your age too”
>Thanks me for not drawing out this investigation
Moral of the story: in Canada you can lowkey be a Nazi and only face community service

That's nothing. In America, you can actually be a neo-nazi, and it gets you elected to public office.

>draws a snow swastika
>am nazi now

You're a faggot, but a fellow leaf. If you were American you'd already be in death row.

Canada's a different story, nothing but liberal cucks

I agree with

>in death row

You misspelled "elected to a major political office."

To be fair, Mount A is like the most cucked liberal Hellhole Uni possible, and it's in Nova Scotia which is a cucked liberal hellhole considering it's also a very rural area

Mount A is in NB tho

you fucking snitched on your friends to save your own back

nigga u just like a frenchman i had who wanted to "tag along" when me and my mates were doing our leavers "prank" for highschool, little clown sells everyone down the river because they told him he cant sit his exams, even though there was no evidence.

you little pecker pussy rassclart clown faggot nigger coon an hero you snake

NB is rightful NS clay

Get out of here you damn Acadian

OP'S story has no climax

>dirty looks from nearly every person we walk past
you already have the story written and everybody else is a mindless drone.

>A fucking leaf

OP you snitch ass pussy ass nigger I hope your friends dissowned you!!!!
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Just like his sex life.

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>friend brings up that we could face 5 years in prison for hate crime

What does this even mean? You can go to prison for drawing something in leaf?

Yeah pretty much, they are trying to make it a criminal offence to misgender someone right now

.... that's it? And of course, you're Canadian

Holy shit.

I thought it was just an american thing. Didn't know you guys were plagued with gender nonsense there too.

Canada is basically all the same shit as the US but there is a bit more autism, but less violence, we have BLM, gender bs and that other stuff. Honestly it is ridiculous that we had anti-Trump rallies and protest, what te hell is it gonna do?