Walk into room, see this, what do you do?

Walk into room, see this, what do you do?

leave walmart

Go to getthelube.com. And make them obbey my denands

Eat until clean and proceed to pump full of come.

Say, "OP, you're such a faggot."

turn 360 and walk away

haha wow.

never seen that site before.

wow. fair enough

thanks, fuck you too, enjoy my asshole.

haha also fair enough.

Put my hands up and scream "For the love of god, don't shoot!"

call the fucking police I paid for that table to eat on

Buckwheats.

You have one of the worst asses I've seen in a while and this is coming from a major fag. Kill yourself

put a sharpie in the pooper

would a closer pic make you feel better?

What happened? How did those lines get there?

Eh not bad

forget about those, my cheeks rub sometimes when i walk because of my larger areas, just ignore it.

Your asshole is the size of the average man's fist.

And your face doesn't look to attractive.

Sharpie MAGNUM

Go to fridge, grab a cucumber, runa as fast asyou can and jam cucumber in ass

normally i wouldnt mind but i really cant be bothered. maybe another time.

Sorry, but the lines kinda ruin it for me.

If you got one of these though...

Jam it with pic related. Looks about the right shape.

what? a shoe? my asshole is not the shape of a shoe.

i cant help those lines, my ass rubs! and im not sticking anything in my ass tonight.

"I didn't understand what kind of party I was invited to."

>my asshole is not the shape of a shoe.

The shape seemed right to accommodate the toe of one of those shoes, sideways.

You asked what I'd do. I couldn't be assed to post a pic of my own actual shoe (which is a knockoff Converse).

youd kick your shoe into my asshole.. good to know.. ow..

kys fat garbage

dont call me fat.

omg call me 07748043167

Not necessarily kick it in. Maybe just manually nudge it in. Doesn't have to be violent.

No reason why anyone should go away angry!

Captcha: WALNUT PRIVATE

close up of ass. with my face just before thread dies.

my name is michael. goodbye thread.

No shoe for you michael!

Disgusting, lose some weight, shave and do something with that hair

fuck you

fuck you, dont say my name.

i posted that last post thinking thread was about to be deleted. didnt expect bump. im gona remove it since it has my face and first name.

Railroad spike in the taint

Sorry retro-user. Didn't mean to make you butthurt.

Nobody has to go away angry!

Fuck off

shut the fuck up michael

posting your gross ass on every porn site for the world to see