/brit/

stop replying to communists edition

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Yanks are this butthurt?

Good thread so far.

Fuck off Pinko

Think I've found my new gimmick

SMASH CAPITALISM.

I found this interesting: rodutobaccotruth.blogspot.ca/2012/08/pipe-smoking-and-health.html?m=1

Sort of concerning that risk of larynx cancer is nearly 1/7 for pipe smokers. Aside from that, the rest of the cancer and disease hazard risks are single digit. Given you don't inhale, or drink excessive amounts of alcohol.

Honestly, I'm not surprised. I've always felt that the area most affected by pipe tobacco smoke was the back of the throat.

Compared to cigarettes, which kill 1/2, 1/7 doesn't sound too bad.

That's the same odds as being the triangle player in a 7 person marching band.

>keeping a diary

lmao

I found this interesting: rodutobaccotruth.blogspot.ca/2012/08/pipe-smoking-and-health.html?m=1

Sort of concerning that risk of larynx cancer is nearly 1/7 for pipe smokers. Aside from that, the rest of the cancer and disease hazard risks are single digit. Given you don't inhale, or drink excessive amounts of alcohol.

Honestly, I'm not surprised. I've always felt that the area most affected by pipe tobacco smoke was the back of the throat.

Compared to cigarettes, which kill 1/2, 1/7 doesn't sound too bad.

>when I got a job I wanted to pay less tax so I became right-wing

riveting life stories

>posting alone in the other thread

>keeping a diary
Hahaha you runtoids

tobacco shills? on my /brit/? maybe the commies are right.

fuck off
good post

Dear Diary,

FUCK /BRIT/POSTERS
*drawing of a single tear rolling down the face of an oppressed worker*

Alright so, I'll ask again.

Where would I be politically?

I've been poor my whole life and always wanted someone in power who cared about us poor folks barely managing to scrape by 'the bread line'. Mum and dad worked their arses off to provide for us kids, and now we're older and I'm just about ready to move out at fucking 23, they're still working their arses off to provide for me until I leave, my little sister, my retarded brother who might not ever move out, and themselves.

We live in a 4 bedroom place we can barely even afford, and we are constantly behind on the fucking rent.

Really fucking hate Tories because they are rich cunts that hate poor people, let's be fair.

But then again, my parents don't fucking like the Tories and that rubbed off on me.

I like Jeremy Corbyn, his stance on not wanting nuclear profitisation is good and Sky news being the Tory run shite it is tries to smear him on a daily fucking basis, especially when he was against using nukes, my god how evil of him, right?

I just want us barely getting by to not be trod underfoot and actually get help when we need it, yannow?

Doesn't help that I'm half-blind and Cameron made cuts to the public transport so I can now take even less buses to and from where I need to get to.

An addition: UKIP are racist cunts and Farrage is a smug twat, I wish I could punch his cunt face.

Trump is a moronic cunt. An amusing moronic cunt to be fair, but a shitstain in general.

Pretty much the gist of it

I think they should advertise salaries after tax like what they do with consumer goods

>at a mates birthday on Sunday
>chick m8 asks us if we would drink breast milk
>i say i would and everyone calls me a sicko
>chick comes back from the car with her breast milk
>i skull it all in one gulp

Not as bad as I thought it be. Really sweet

wank off to a photo of Stalin every night lads

wanted to make a post like that yank's but frankly I can't even bring myself to call that post good even if it is ironically

Become ancom tbqhwy

Read the first 5 words.

Went to sleep at 11pm, woke up at 6:30 but for some reason still feel fucking knackered?

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Have you tried communism?

I think that makes you her son in the eyes of the law

Do you happen to live in Liverpool or Manchester? Because I usually see those twats having a hard time reading in general.

Try concentrating on something other than footie, aye?

i'd go see a doctor

If I had a kid and he turned out autistic or retarded reckon I'd genuinely disown him or just put him up for adoption

Can't be dealing with them

>cigarettes, which kill 1/2
Wait, cigarettes kill what? 1 in 2 cig smokers?

They should put that on the packet instead of some crying kid with a ciggie in his dummy.

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Move to Africa.

you don't seem to understand the point of nuclear weapons for defence

I'm autistic and I manage well enough.

We aint all entirely fucked up.

#memories

*makes nipple incisions*
*removes silicon implants*
*sews them back up*

>Where would I be politically?
Social Democrat/Socialist

How do I get a French citizenship then?

>steal leaf's post
>get more (You)s than him

hehe

ahh yes nothing better than a woman whose head is so empty all she pursues is the latest in plastic surgeries to make herself look better

meme autism or actual autism tho

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This reads like something from a facebook comments section. You're nowhere politically, and that isn't really a bad thing - I actively choose to ignore ideologues. You shouldn't have to be strongly partisan for Lab/Con/whatever either. Evaluate some of what you wrote (like do you genuinely think the average Labour MP cares more about a scummy poor Britpleb than the average Tory MP?) and just decide to vote, or not. Most people are as angry and confused as you.

>better

my favourite is this one

wtf i love communism now!

>ahh yes nothing better than a woman whose head is so empty all she pursues is the latest in plastic surgeries to make herself look better

Post more commies desu

It's not that I struggled to read it. It's that the length of time it would take to read it vs the potential benefit I could get out reading it seemed disproportionate.

A brief glance at the number of words in the post, when placed in the context of an analysis of the first 5 words of the post, led me to the conclusion that reading further would be a waste of my time.

Great now we've got women in here.

listening to a bit of Whitney Houston lads

HOW WILL I KNOW IF YOU REALLY LOVE ME

economics is a pseudoscience

Defence?

We're a tiny fucking island, mate. A single nuke is going to fuck the entirety of the U.K up.

We aint ever going to be anywhere near as powerful as we were back in the day, and if we had nukes, we wouldn't use them anyway because all the bigger countries got way more.

P.D.D. Pervasive Developmental Disorder.

Well for one, you could gain an insight into some random twats mind and see how they think. Of course it might not be any good and yes, a waste, but it would do something.

If you think I'm going to spend one second looking at that graph, think again.

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dipshit

there's a reason why they always forecast growth, if they were to forecast a recession, the news of the forecast alone would create a recession in the markets

>tfw /brit/ is starting to make you feel as sick as those times you went on Sup Forums

>words make me feel sick
man up you fucking pansy

>dipshit
FOY

didn't read the rest

>Pervasive Developmental Disorder
> It's sometimes referred to as a milder form of autism

Yeah meme autism

Die for France.
French by spilt blood, true thing.

What the fuck is this thing?

>all words, used in every context, mean the exact same thing to me
Is there a name for this disorder?

exactly, it's a pseudoscience based on speculation and gambling

jeez lol

isn't it all a bit silly for people to be arguing about it so in depth then and creating great division between economic schools of thought?

no because you just made it up

and lying
lots and lots of lying

You didn't know that?

Pipe smokers actually, as you might expect, tend to hold cigarettes in very low regard. It's pretty much just mass-produced, heavily treated, gutter-tier tobacco, sucked into the lungs to imbibe every morsel of that sweet, sweet nicotine (which is really the only thing that keeps cig smokers coming back for more).

You might take the view that all tobacco still kills and is an intoxicant, which is true, but if we're talking about one evil and an other, cigarettes are the 7th circuit of hell, pipe tobacco is maybe the 4th circuit of hell, with cigars somewhere in-between.

Sup Forums made me depressed and angry

glad i don't go really go there any more, it's just too negative

Lads it's 9am.

Bit early for "pseudoscience" and "economic schools of thought."

is she right?

Lads help

top tier /brit/ was about 2 years ago, been downhill ever since

economics is one step above tarot card reading and one step below meteorology

it's a shit habit that'll turn your teeth yellow and make you stink anyway plus you'll loook like a fuckwit doing it

Marxian Economics is the only school of economics worth taking seriously

LADS

This

nobody fucking cares you dick wipe

"she" is left... left outside... when i kick her out... for having a cock

What's up mate?

can't imagine what we talked about before politics

>dick wipe

Morning you wankers.

Scotfag in Aberdeen wondering if any lads would be up for some drinks at Cheerz?

Best fucking pub.

So THAT'S why they've been shilling so hard lately.

the 1/2 is not an accurate figure since the incidence of smoking related disease in smokers is less than 50% and the mortality rate of those diseases is not 100%

try getting your information from places other than blogs

What is this thing?

bbc.co.uk/news/world-australia-39188092

>A British backpacker was allegedly raped, assaulted and choked during a two-month hostage ordeal in Australia.

>The woman, 22, was subjected to attacks in locations across the vast state of Queensland, police say.

>The ordeal ended on Sunday when police stopped a vehicle being driven by the woman, after she failed to pay for petrol, and saw she had face injuries.

>An Australian man who appeared to be hiding was arrested in the back of the vehicle, police said.

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You forgot to include a picture and/or a description.

>that'll turn your teeth yellow
Not if you brush. I've always had good teeth desu. Hasn't changed since I started smoking a pipe.
> and make you stink
Some heavier tobaccos are unpleasant, but there are others that are actually pleasant, even from a non-smokers perspective. In fact, there's an entire category of pipe tobaccos blended for this purpose, know as armoatics.
> you'll loook like a fuckwit doing it
Matter of opinion really.

I haven't read the article but I fail to see the funny side of that story.

yanky yanky does a wanky
cries himself to sleep under his blanky

Thing in my room

Me bby ;)

what the hell is that

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looking like a fuckwit is not really up for debate; you -will- look like a fuckwit

I care.

>that'll turn your teeth yellow
What teeth?
>and make you stink
The stench of piss and B.O. covers it nicely
>you'll loook like a fuckwit doing it
I look like a fuckwit no matter what I do.