You have 10 SECONDS to prove you're white

You have 10 SECONDS to prove you're white.

Nigger

Starbucks

I've never been in a serious fight

I just bought a new laptop.
>I didn't steal it off the dude who posted the add

I know my dad

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I voted Republican all the way down the ballot.

I know who's my father

I've never shoplifted anything, and if I did, I'd feel bad about it.
I also speak regular English.

I got arrested once and no one laid a hand on me.

what is "purple drank"

Ye

Thank you for the warning officer

sheeit I be white like the rest of you cracker

i beat the shit out of a black bum yesterday, i will post a picture later remember code word: eXX0

But I'm black

I listen to lil wayne

The secret code is nigger right?

I hate niggers.

I think toothpaste is spicy

I got arrested once and there were no monkey riots

I like seeing cops patrol my neighborhood

I am currently listening to free domain radio

*ape sounds*
Sheeeeeit muh dick fuck cracker nigguh wassup muddafuckuh

I support my family

i have a starbucks gift card that i use on a regular basis

I got called "my favorite caucasian" by an old black man I'd never seen before at 7-11 a few days ago

I put mustard and ketchup on my fried eggs

I have small penis

for sheezy my neezy

I watch English dubbed anime

I have a 401k

A cop stopped to make sure i was safe while changing a tire then gave me a pat on the back and told me to stay safe.

I have a job and pay taxes

I actually evolved

Yo Dawg

I can read.

Maximum Kek

>full time job
>finished school
>pay taxes
>Have never been arrested
>I don't speak like a retard
>I wear a belt

A police offer pulled me over for speeding. We engaged in positive discourse. The offense was enough to warrant a ticket but he dropped it to the lowest ticketing tier due to our interactions. I apologized for making him stand in the cold and thanked him for his service. I promptly paid the ticket soon after.

>asian detected

My favorite music genres are sludge metal, trance, and folk

easy

I have a dad I've known all my life and voted for trump

Kek

i never did heroin

Salsa por favor

A cop once pulled me over to say hi and ask if I wanted to catch up over drinks.

الله أكبر

I had a bike that I didn't steal.

>you sound like a retard
>something tells me you don't wear a belt

My wife fucks black men then makes me clean up after they are finished.

I let my dog lick my balls

>have never stolen anything
>live in spic land, people call me random milk brands
>despite the fact mentioned above, i can speak english properly
>have peaceful hobbies
... That's about it, really, don't know my father on a personal level, but i have met him

Jews aren't white

>Holding my Starbucks with 2 hands
>Taking small sips
>Close my eyes
>Mmmmmm.jpg

I have a non minimum wage job
I know who my father is
I own a belt
I don't run when I see a cop
I can get a cab

I'm not white. I'm from the middle east.

I have a job and know my dad

I have home insurance

I listen to Creep.

i live in the south and hate niggers

I don't like watermelon

>I played college lacrosse at an academic D3 school

I own Odd Future clothing and still dab.

You're a faggot if you don't like watermelon tbh that shit is delicious

Salt is a seasoning

I collect a welfare check every month

I'm white

I have a B-cup

My dad calls the cops for suspicious activity

*dab*

When a youtuber tells me to subscribe and hit the like button, I do

I live in the suburbs

Small penis

>I don't like seasoned chicken
>I can't dance
>I wear a tie every day

I haven't had a kid out of wedlocke

I know how to spell "white".

Nigger

I couldn't pass high school without having a child.

Pero no soy gringo....

Cops let me off with a warning today!

i voted for trump

I have two Nietzsche books in my library.

Also, top kek on the photo. Did you see the Werner Herzog documentary about the Internet which included the incident?

dumbass

dang, got you there user

yo no quiero espanol hombre

I have a small dick

She's so hot. I'd like to marry her, remain faithful, and provide for her and our children.

I enjoy and regularly eat hummus

I don't carry a balance on my credit cards.

I like camping and snowboarding and pumpkin spice lattes. I enjoy Mad Men. I've traveled to Scotland to sample fine scotches and brought them home to share with my white friends. I go to farmer's markets and enjoy them. I love watching rugby. I had an email address in 1990.

I had a less than one minute traffic stop at 11:30pm with a knife in site in the cupholder.

That graph maybe true, but If black people make up only 16% of the population than a large percentage of them are on welfare
Population% Ethnicity Welfare%
60 White 40.2
16 Black 25.7

I have a job.
I have an education.
I know my father.
I have not fathered 3+ kids to just as many women.
few seconds left...
I pay my bills, I have an IQ over room temperature, and I don't have shit skin.

I've read more than one book in my life

whites are 60% of the population and receive 40% of SNAP funds, a ratio of 3:2
niggers are 13% of the population and receive 26% of SNAP funds, a ratio of 1:2
it takes 3 humans to soak up the amount of money that 1 nigger does

kek. All the democrats in prison understand what you mean.

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