I am a cinema employee in the UK

I am a cinema employee in the UK.
Ask me anything.

How often do they clean the showers?

Is there a crab special?

I assume all minorities get in for free?

Clean it up?

What's the curry of the day?

which cinema m8?

I've only cleaned them once, after the midnight screening of Warcraft.
Decades of grease and mould washed off that crowd.

No, we used to do Pepsi and crab but we changed to Coke and lobster.

Yeah, white Brits don't have to pay.

No, as much as they want to.

I wish, that's an easy clean up!

It's in Scotland.

Nice!

How greased are the poles you make the customers climb to get to their seats?

How do you work around prayer times? Does everyone stop working for prayer?

What is your salary? Can you even afford to buy a large coke and popcorn for 1 hours work?

When are your days for free Bird of Prey entry?

Why did they raise the price of seats for sheep? Just trying to date around

Ever spit/jizz in the food or drink? Like in the popcorn heaters or drink dispensers.

A lot of people stay after the movie to pray sometimes. It's a pain in the ass when we only have like 20 mins to get it ready for the next show.
I'm not running a damn mosque here.

It's not great, but with my employee discount I can afford a large coke AND a large popcorn!

Do you serve tea and biscuits?

What does it feel like to rely on parasitism of the USA to make a living?

Any new anvils coming in?

Why your country censor movies that has ninjas in it especially the word ninja?

On average, how many pumps of butter do you put on a fish and chips basket?

Do you know Robert?

Nah, I'm sometimes tempted to fuck with annoying customers food but no one's pushed me over the edge yet.

We actually do with the early screenings for the oldies!

>pepsi and crab
Fuck how did you sell any food at all?

Do we?

Our fish and chips come pre-buttered.

What? Really?

where the fuck are your latex gloves?

I wouldn't let you near my popcorn station

Biggest cunt you've ever seen at the cinema? Describe him/her.

No the original poster but Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles was always called Teenage Mutant Hero Turtles in the UK when I was a kid.

That was just in the "video nasty" era after Bulger got killed and hasn't been relevant for years.

Why did cinema staff stop searching bags for food?


They used to always ask to look inside any bags you took in but they stopped a few years ago.

Mel Gibson used to rent out cinema 3 all to himself once a week and dress up in a kilt. He'd lock the doors from the inside and you could hear him screaming the whole time. When i'd go in to clean up there would be these strange blue faces all over the walls that kind of resembled Mel.

This week it was some woman who complained I didn't make her sons milkshake 'chunky' enough. They asked for a smooth one. She made a really fucking big deal out of it. What the hell.

Do you serve buckfast?

Nah, no one gives a fuck about people taking food in anymore.

Hahaha

Today's special is saxon tears served with a side mash and mushy peas.

What is the largest species of raptor in the UK?

No, but you would not believe how often we get asked

Sad thing is, I can

silly user, poles were outlawed after the whaling explosion of '98. ladders are now the national standard.

A guy snuck in 2 or 3 bottles and necked them during the trailer before Creed.
He had to be ejected because he refused to stop shouting encouragement at the screen.

Unfortunately ever since that child lost a limb we have had to provide a temporary 3rd party insurance to all patrons entering the venue and the cost is included in the falcon entry fee.

Too many kiwis were trying to pass sheep off as their girlfriends to try and bypass our singles only policy.

The Moh 2000 comes out in early autumn

Actually he's my boss

That's not me in pic related, it's my boss Robert mentoring me on how a proper buttering is performed.

More interesting than my actual cinema stories, at least.

Are you a top or a bottom?

good thread