I didn't jump or get scared like even once

I didn't jump or get scared like even once.

That's what happens when you curl up into a fetal position under a blanket, close your eyes and cover your ears.

That blanket acts as a protective barrier so scary things can't get you. You did the right thing, and any one of us would have done similar under the circumstances.

You passed the test. Congratulations.

Not OP, but it was a pretty easy test if I'm being totally honest here

Which test?

The pleb test?

Like every other over-rated horror movie the last decade this was a boring as fuck snooze

PLEBFILTERED

But there has never been a scary movie made, so that's irrelevant.

get dis pleb outta here

Did the final 5 minutes stick with anyone else? I honestly can still see the imagery clear as day and it constantly keeps popping into my mind.

Affecting even though I can't quite comprehend just why.

Only seen it once.

YOU HAVE BEEN VISITED BY THE WICCAN TRUCK OF TOLERANCE

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POST THIS IN ANOTHER THREAD OR THE PEACE TRUCK WILL NEVER COME TO YOUR COUNTRY

Post you're witchfu

AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA LOOK AT THIS FUCKING PLEB HE THINKS FOR A HORROR MOVIE TO BE GOOD IT NEEDS JUMP SCARES AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA BASED VVITCH BEATING OUT PLEBS SINCE DAY ONE

Yeah I got a raging boner when she started floating.
Just letting you know.

will plebs ever understand the glory that is The Vvitch?

>I didn't jump
Are you 9?

ayylmao eyes desu senpai

She's uniquely beautiful imo.

Like that chick that played Chell in Splice and that Cat person who plays Catwoman.

Just finished Rosemary's Baby and I didnt scream once, wtf last time i get memed on by you guys

GUYS I JUST WATCHED THE EXORCIST AND ONLY PEED MYSELF ONCE

WHAT A SHIT MOVIE

Is this movie getting rated low by audiences because they expected something different or just because they have shit taste?

both

i ran it at 1.3x, then at 1.7x, and then at 2x, then i started skipping whole sections with people just sitting around

at the end i realized this should have been a 12 minute short

people who like this are primarily pedophiles (with bad taste (i might add (to be h.onest)))

>a fellow ass man
yeah her ass was pretty nice

Twin Peaks is the only actually scary movie or tv show in existence.

>fast forwarded most of it
>I skipped whole sections
>I know what the film should or shouldn't have done

Sup Forums

the witch isn't shit because of the lack of jump scares. it's shit because the characters and story are completely uninteresting

I watched it after smoking weed, and i wasn't scared, but i felt uneasy all the way. Still, one of the best horror movies in recent years.

what do i have to give the devil to have thomasin sit on my face?

He doesn't want anything from you, you're fucked

Give him your boipussy and then your soul.