/nzg/ - New Zealand General: Welly Anniversary Edition

/nzg/ - New Zealand General: Welly Anniversary Edition

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Why are IDs even gone?

Who here is going to vote for Winston "Two Wongs Don't Make a White" Peters?

me for sure

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happy Wellington anniversary Wellybros. upto?

pic related

Vote National

I want to sell my property to china for big ca$h monies

Do you make all threads, also napier checking in

Dunners here bruhs

Who keen for a McD mish?

Yeah I do mate. Got a problem with that?

any bros from nelson here?

Yeah stop with the edition shit, they're so boring

eat a dick faggot

Ok no I don't and I didn't make this one either but shut the fuck up.

When you make the threads you can make them how you want. Who the fuck are you?

Australian here, how are we doing tonight my fellow anzacs?

Roid rage

I live in the states but my best friend goes to U Otago should I visit him if I can?

Never been to NZ

Pretty gud
Yes

Is anyone in Queenstown rn? With the fam and looking for an escape :^)

i wouldnt bother mate. this country is a fucking toilet.

Maybe

What happened to Old Zealand?

Who wants to?

keen but im too far away kek

its a dutch province

>I live in the states but my best friend goes to U Otago should I visit him if I can?
>should I visit him if I can?
>him
You both gays?

Drinking same, everyone is a faggot.

Wants to what?

NZers are shitcunts

>/nzg/

What a bunch of idiots you all must be to put a g in your acronym. G for what? Gays?

suicide capital Palmerston North checking in...

If there's not one up by 9pm I make one, yeah
Chur bro all aboard the booze cruiser out chea on a Monday mish

Do all the states in Australia have their own flag?

Thank you for your dedication, user

WHERE THE FUCK IS JADE DUMB CUNT FAGGOTS

Having a shower, go hard wellybros


Auckland btw

You shitlords want a drawing or two?

fuck up cunt. stop forcing this shit meme. it will never be a meme. kys

Something something here forever. Glad you appreciate my work lel

Wants to.

They are in fact all homosexuals. Legit major FAGGOTS. Literally just an island where all the dudes buttfuck eachother in exchange for methamphetamine. The only non FAGGOTS are the bikers that make the meth, but they only give the meth to those whom such their greasycheesy dicks. Which is borderline faggot Imo.

Don't do it.

Oh yes pls.

Why does it have a dick AND a cannon? Sure it should have a dick instead of a cannon? Also if it fires it's gonna blow its goddamn glans off.

>its not gay to have your dick sucked by a man
Are you sure about that, user?

No dude it's legit where the fact is jade, it's not even funny. It's important. If I have to get on a plane it's not going to be pretty when I get there.

Your ugly mug isn't going to be pretty no matter where you fly to, faggot

It was a spur of the moment thing, I didn't think about it too hard.

Pre sure? Might be wrong. If your super drunk... Or high on meth and some fag tricks you into thinking they are a girl.. And you let him suck your dick. That don't make you gay? If you give drugs away in exchange for oral from a dude... Ya that's gay

Can you draw your favourite musician beating up(or off if you want) your least favourite?

Draw your hopes and dreams

[spoiler]with a dick[/spoiler]

You have to be gay to get boner faggot. If you suck, especially for goods and services, and you don't get a boner your not gay

That don't make no muhfuckin' sense.
It does actually make a lot of sense, good job. Faggot

Moving to New Zealand in a couple o' years when finished Paramedics degree. Where would you guys end up if you could pick a specific NZ town / city?

Lol keep telling yourself those are boners for power

In that town/city most likely

Where you from?

Stay the fack away from here. We're good.

fuck off. we're full.

What's your name?

Sanjeet. why?

any adele parli nudes?

oh fuck off, dont fucking come to our country

>Sanjeet
yeah nah we're full soz m8

Auckland is the best by FAR

Nuuuudes

Can we not have any more sifty indians.

Yeah dude, absolutely do not come here. It's not a Sup Forums joke. We don't like whites coming here, we really don't like packies coming here. We will kill you and cut you up. New Zealand is not what you think it is. We tolerate the moari, they will literally eat you.

Auckland is a fucking hole. Worst part of NZ .

we have enough pakis. fuck off somewhere else

Best option - stay in your own country, don't come here and shit on our streets.

Second best option - go to Auckland.

Not an option - Provincial NZ. People will be polite to your face, because that's how we roll in NZ. But people will hate you.

Best beer

*waytoomany. Even though your paramedic. We would rather go without and die, then have another packie honest to God. One of us kiwis will train and take that job. Why do you want to fuck us over like that you faggot? I'm already fuckin' pissed the fuck off at you and want to cut your head off and your not even here yet. Don't even post in this thread.

It goes alright

My cousin have been living there in new zeeland with his family since 2013 u fucking bich. Just because you are racist does not mean that there are no people there to be welcoming me when i come. I have skills bich

Hey ignore ALL these idiots :-)

Aotearoa is a welcoming place that is VERY open to diversity. You will be really accepted here. We actually even have an 'Indian Party' here which is working towards increasing Indian representation in parliament.

Haera Mai (means welcome :-))

OK well come on over then faggot. We are just warning you. You gonn get hurt

clearly not spelling
and 2013 means jack shit you fucking retard, if you said 2003 maybe someone might care

Obviously not spelling skills. In NZ we get an education so that we can learn to read, write, and spell correctly.

I wouldn't trust a fucking bud bud with my life in any case, but worse if he can't even fucking spell.

Stay at home! Save some of your own people from their diseases they get when they wash in rivers flowing with their own shit.

>bich
>to be welcoming me

Work on your English before you get here.
Spelling stuff wrong, having a strong accent, and talking like an idiot is bound to cause you issues

Fucking naive cuck. People like you will be the downfall of our country.

>Auckland is the best by far
If you can afford a house in this fucking city. Plus its only good if you like the city life.

This post is from a moari tribesman. Haera Mai actually means I'm going to eat the fuck out of you. Indian party haha yahh. No. They are going to kebab and slowcook you over fire.

>Christchurch

Oops, almost forgot about the thread.

i dont fear ur words. my cousin told me that new zeeland people are friendly and are welcoming people from all the world. He said I must try vellington it has the most jobs there

I'm watching Excalibur, this shit rules.

youtube.com/watch?v=iSfh0pIAG38

Christchurch too.

What suburb?

this seems like shit b8
learn to spell you fucking faggot
better yet be an hero

Sockburn, you?

die bogans
this is murricas board

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