What are some things that can be done with a penis besides sex?
What are some things that can be done with a penis besides sex?
Anthony Roberts
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Cameron Nguyen
You can type with one if you have enough dexterity
Chase Rivera
footjob
Adrian Lopez
I typed dthiuds mess g we with my openis
Elijah Green
Inefficient hammer
Jason Anderson
Makeshift water gun
Oliver Baker
I don't know about the rest of you but pissing was my first thought.
Thomas Thomas
I frequently use mine for pissing.
Nolan Williams
One guy uses his dick as a brush. Actually makes decent paintings
Gavin Reyes
Hula hoop
Ring toss
Tie a balloon to it
The only limit is your imagination
Zachary Hill
more of her
Jayden Brooks
Well a lot of men tend to use it to piss
Aaron Myers
he said besides sex
Juan Gomez
mac n cheese stirrer
Sebastian Nelson
Ruler
Nolan Mitchell
Water bottle
Benjamin Cooper
Pen holder
Ian Anderson
Towel rack
Stress relief toy
Donut hole maker
Pretend gear stick
Pretend Atari joy stick
I guess you could use it as decoration too if you're into that
Landon Hill
Bottle opener.
Tyler Gomez
>besides sex
be cucked and watch your girl get fucked by someone who doesn't ask retarded questions like this
Justin Fisher
>her
Leo Nelson
Once came across an entire forum dedicated solely to the practice of dunking ones balls into nice wines
There were hundreds of pictures of this, accompanied by thousands of posts composed of elegant, poetic descriptions of their past experiences and favorite wines to steep their balls into.
Jace Wilson
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Nathan Nelson
When I was in college I worked a gay resort for upscale clients in the Maldives. Sometimes I had to be the "decanter". I was catheterized and the urine drained and replaced with champagn I would then void into cups for the sacrifice ceremony. God job.
Grayson Long
u can put little outfits and hats on it, really good for entertaining the kids
Wyatt Kelly
This is from a book faggot
Brayden Turner
What do you mean? It was just a stupid job I did one summer. I am however a proud faggot. Fuck you.
Logan Flores
type on your keyboard
getthelube.com
Joseph Hughes
Circumcision.
Chase Sanchez
Literally an excerpt out of Paradise Lost.
Lucas Taylor
Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?
It's swell to have a stiffy,
It's divine to own a dick.
From the tiniest little tadger
To the world's biggest prick!
So three cheers for your willy or John Thomas.
Hooray for your one-eyed trousers snake.
Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend,
Your Percy or your cock.
You can wrap it up in ribbons,
You can slip it in your sock.
But don't take it out in public,
Or they will stick you in the dock
...And you won't
a-come
a-back.