"jack reacher" what is this, a gay porno?

"jack reacher" what is this, a gay porno?

seriously, they couldn't have thought of a better name? there better be at least one scene of tom cruise giving a reach around in this shit

and why does the dumb nigger have the look of pure defeat in his eyes

KeK I'm watching this right now, I want to worship Rosamund pike and colbie smuthers booty holes

Felt like I was in the danger zone great film Tom

what the fuck is it even about

tht bitch was so hot in gone girl

The book was better tbh Tom cruise is faggot. Looks nothing like Jack. Same with dark tower casting that nigger as Roland. Completely ruins it

Over the top action flick without all the wacky antics from fast and the furious still kinda corny but OK

idk man if im gunna watch something called jack reacher, i need to see some boi pussi for it to not be a complete waste of time

Jack Reacharound is good guy. Watch him slap the bad guys and the ass.

this is a legit movie with a legit book and shit? damn nigger why am i just finding out about this

i just hate action movies so much. they're all the same shit to me with a shit ass plot

bc he's 3 ft tall

Yarr I think it's based on the book never go back I'm not sure, really good book. Really good series. Lee child is a great writer. Tom cruise is a major faggot. Jack reacher is like military police then ex military police like solid snake except more cowboy kinda dude. Kills tons of people. Gets tons of pussy. He buys clothes then throws them out. Then buys new clothes. Drinks coffee. Anyway. Tom cruise is a faggot

guess im an ignorant cuck then lulzzzz
but seriously if his character is supposed to be a badass who gets tons of pussy, they should've casted literally anyone else besides tom cruises fag ass

This shit streaming somewhere or why is there a thread?

yeah its streaming in your mothers pussyhole

> book 2005
> film 2012
>anons just finding out
You guys know there are two new Star Wars films out there?

i thought leonard nimoy died

I agree, I would of cast Charlie sheen dressed up like from his movie beyond the law. Would have been perfect. Pick related

based on your description, i was thinking of hugh jackman or someone else thts extremely masculine, especially when you said cowboy. not sure why but hugh jackman gives me cowboyish vibes.

I mean he's not really cowboy, he's just kind of a drifter. Hitchhikes doesn't have a fixed address. You really have to read one of his books to get a good image of him. Nothing like Tom cruise Tom cruise probably paid to get the role to live out some faggot fantasy

yeah i was so confused as to why i was still hearing tom cruises name. that homo's been irrelevant for at least a decade

Yarr, time for bed Sup Forumsro.
Ciao fer Now faggots

you are all so new, this is from a book franchise
>lurk more