Be German "man"

>be German "man"
>sit down to pee
BAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

German? More like Gerwoman

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>standing up to pee in your own home

I will literally never understand this meme. It only makes sense in public bathrooms, otherwise you're literally getting piss all over your own floor and toilet. If you're not retarded you can see it splashing everywhere.

>leaf
yeah that explains it

>Be Amerifat
>Thinks dry paper removes poo
BAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I admit, it is pretty embarssing.
I wish German men were more manly and would stand while peeing, like Americans

>Be German Man
>Kill neighbor and post it on Sup Forums

lol

>can't aim when pissing
Pathetic

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chuckled

It splashes no matter where you aim retard.

what the fuck this happened a couple hours ago?

>it splashes when you're pissing in the side of the bowl
What kind of pisses are you having dude?

What if my dick's hard?

POWERFUL canadian pisses

Go ahead, take a piss, aim perfectly, and then look at your toilet seat. And then tell me there is no piss on it.

more info on this?

this desu

>captcha says oy vey

OY VEY

>G*rman "men" are so emasculated they don't lift the seat when pissing
Status update: just pissed and there's nothing on the seat dumb sitzpinkler

>grabbing the piss covered bottom of the seat to lift it up and get more piss on it

Disgusting

are you cut/uncut? maybe creates differences in the act

>canadians clean their toilet seats with their own piss

I don't even know if the people itt arguing for sitting while pissing are trolling anymore. What the hell

>2017
>not Squatting to pee
You people sicken me

>tfw weird shaped peehole so I'd rather sit down instead of having to carefully aim with my double piss penis

wtf is this about

>sitters actually piss and shit out their own asses

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of course its a fucking leaf

>germs

PURE ARYAN GENES