OK Sup Forums, I'm totally fucked now. GF just called, she's pregnant. I'm 22...

OK Sup Forums, I'm totally fucked now. GF just called, she's pregnant. I'm 22, 3rd year of college and I'm gonna probably need at least 2 more to get my degree. GF and I don't live together, and my parents will be go berzerk when I tell them. Wat do?
>inb4 abort, she grew up without a dad and would never abort
>inb4 leave her, I'm not a fucking coward
>inb4 autist asking Sup Forums for advice, I'm obviously retarded

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Be a man and raise your child. You can do it. It'll be worth it.

I still suggest abortion, drill home the point that you want to raise a child properly not fuck up everything in both your lives by doing it to early. Pull some research about how it's not a fucking person yet.

>GF and I don't live together
>Wat do?
do paternity test

Dubs aside, I still can't do it. She won't ever do it. She already has her degree (Masters in mechanical engineering) and thinks she could raise a child on her own at least until I finish my college, but fuck me if I let that happen.

It's mine, we've just spent 3 weeks 24/7.

What this guy said

How pregnant is she. This is important.

If she's under 10 weeks get some black cohosh and blue cohosh from walmart or gnc and get that shit inside her body somehow.

It will force extreme uterine contractions and she will almost certainly miscarry, especially if you can dose her over the course of about a week or so.

This.
Try and convince her that your childs life would be significantly worse if you had a child now, and that screwing up a childs life isn't something that you want to do

>Sup Forums at it's finest

cohosh?

I've spent nearly 4 years with her, shit won't happen.

Save every penny you make.
You're going to need them.

Nice dubs but are you sure you want to bring up a child in these conditions?

Learn to use contraceptions, faggot.
How can't you even know that if you're at uni?

Also, abort mission asap: doctor, falcon punch, herbs etc

That's a good advice I guess. In 9 months that should leave me with...0. Fucking hell. Although money wouldn't be much of a problem, my parents would probably help a lot.

Let her do it. If you can help her out fine, but you take care of yourself first.

She was on the pill but stopped, we've never in our 4 years of relationship used condoms.

I'm telling you. Load her up on abortifacients and let Satan take the wheel.

Black Cohosh.
Blue Cohosh.
Queen Anne's Lace
Ginger root
6 thousand milligrams of pure Vitamin C per day.

Get them inside of her as often as possible until there is no more baby.

This isn't fucking alchemy.

theres ur problem

so you need to be a man op. its your responsibility to tell her what to do. whether that is convincing her to get an abortion, give it up for adoption, or raising the child. print out some facts and talk to her and her parents.

but holy shit why would she stop taking bc if she didn't want a child...

Conditions would be I go back to my home town and we get married and live with my parents (which isn't that much of a problem, they have a huge house) and I get as good as a job I can with my current education...so yeah. The point is the kid would grow up in surprisingly nice environment, but I'd have to give up a lot for it.

Should have put it in her ass!

She had some hormonal problems because of the pills and she was supposed to switch one some other ones, but she had to wait for a couple of monts for her system to cleanse or some bullshit like that. I don't feel like a man, I've never felt more like a child in my whole fucking life.

I'm making so many typos, my hands are shaking.

>she wouldn't abort
>you are not a coward
Then what the fuck are you trying to waste our time?Grow up your little fucker.

First dont oanick
Second post a tit pic of her
Third it will be the best thing i n the world when you first see your kid

Give her a choice,
1:Abort the baby
2:Single mother

>nigger

She's a woman mech e? So she makes good $? Keep it

And you couldn't just wrap it up WHY?

So there are basically no downsides to just going with it and having the kid as long as you don't get fucked in a divorce.

Your kid will never have to worry about being hungry or having running water or electricity. You have an extended family that would be able to share the burden of child rearing.

You would live with your parents and wouldn't have to worry about exorbitant childcare costs.

I've already told you how to abort it if you wanted to.

Worst thing that happens at this point is she dies in childbirth or something. You're financially set and you aren't going to kill it so the only way forward is clear you fucking faggot.

this.
Pretend it's some vitamin or something like that. Put the capsules in another jar and make sure she swallows them

We don't do nudes, we can see eachother whenever. Yeah, I guess it really would be unimaginable, but I'm looking at going through some serious shit if that's gonna happen.

>feelsgoodman.jpg

Trips or no trips, condoms are shit. If you're in a committed relationships it's the pill/iud/depo shot or bust.

>wasting trips
Long-term partner, was on the pill, wrapping is shit.

well im giving you this advice because i had a pregnancy scare a year ago or so.

you just need to be a man. you're the one who put a baby in her. you can give her the "abortion is just 2 pills and thats it" talk. if abortion is off the table, you have to think

>are you going to do some sneaky abortion shit?
>are you going to convince her to give the child up for adoption?
>are you going to get married to her?
>are you going to raise the child?(honestly you would probably be okay doing this but its not what you want)

keep in mind this is gonna be an emotional roller coaster for you. you'll feel great if you want to keep it/ditch hit, feel like your life is over, feel bad for trying to convince her.

just don't do anything you will regret. because if you do have a child, the fact that you brought up abortion will stick in your gf's mind and poison the relationship unless you man up and show her you can't wait to raise the kid.

>We don't do nudes
Faggot

Plant extract. Babies fucking hate that shit because it causes spasms in the uterus that rip them out of the womb when they're still little faggot gummy-bear looking shits or something.

you also need to make sure its yours. you dont live together.

Since she has a masters in Mechanical, she can probably get a job that pays enough to provide for both your sorry ass and the kid. You should expect that for the first year until it can handle daycare, you're going to be a stay at home dad.

TL;DR Your wife has the pants in this relationship now. You're just along for the ride. Dipshit.

Best answer yet.
Adoption is off the table as well, so yeah.
The only way I see is getting married to her and actually raising the child, I just don't know how to get through with it. She literally called me 30 min ago, crying, telling me the test showed positive after 15s even though it takes a couple of minutes. It still hasn't gotten to me yet, idk when it will hit me.

Until she finds a man that isn't someone she has to provide for and ditches him and strings him along for alimony and child support until he dies.

This kids is why you wrap your weiner.

His best bet is to milk this as much as possible to finish his degree then get a good enough job to deal with all the horseshit that will happen

I don't plan on being someone she has to provide for, I'm in a damn 3rd world country almost so she won't have that much of a paycheck to handle everything. Also, we would probably live at my parents house, and she's really not the hit-and-run type of girl.

having a child out of wedlock is fucking retarded, even if marriage is a meme nowadays.. you're doing your kid a disservice by having him, you and your retarded gf are obviously not ready to be fucking parents.. just abort and don't implicate some poor soul for your stupid immature behavior... and i'm not using "immature" in the sense that society does where they're trying to guilt you into doing something; im using it in the sense that you're hurting another third party because you and your gf are too proud to do the right thing. FUCK OFF if you have this kid

If you don't bother reading all the posts, don't even bother commenting. You're implicating that we'd be shit parents - you never know. I've always been good with kids, so was she. Secondly, the kid would grow up in a very comfortable environment, so it's not like we'd fuck him up just by giving birth.

Call her back and tell her you've got everything figured out and that you'll has the details out later. She needs something she can rely on right and guess what, son?

That's you.

So tell her your gameplan and get her to stop crying. Talk to your parents asap and try not to look like a fuckwad who accidentally knocked up bae and more like a man taking responsibility for his new family.

They should respect you more than they're ashamed of you.

TL:DR - Act like you've got a plan even if it isn't 100% hashed out yet. Your girlfriend needs that level of reliability right now and your parents need to see that you aren't going to be a directionless fuckup and you have a workable plan of action here.

[spoiler]Or do what I said earlier and drug the baby out of her you pussy[/spoiler]

when shes sad just console her. be there for her and make sure you act like you got this.
be confident in yourself that you can raise a child. it might be the most rewarding thing you've ever done.

>berzerk
>implicating
i'm not implicating OR implying, your fucking english the only proof that i need. stay in school and stop fucking up your life. if you can't see the pain you'll put the kid through in a broken/poor family then you should probably just keep your dick in your pants

damn you really like dead babies dont you

She's calmed down now, and I'm here like the true autist I am, posting on Sup Forums. The toughest part probably is telling the parents. I'm waiting for her to go see the doctor and then determine the course of action.

Nice quads.

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>Be a man and raise your child. You can do it.
Definitely
>It'll be worth it.
meh. who knows

sauce:
had a kid at 19, now 31, married, good job, 3 kids.

But then again, I'm not in the US of fuckin' A, where I have to pay back millions in college loans.

Why would she stop taking it? To ruin your life?

I'm not in the States either, so that's good. Being as shitty as my country is, it's still cheap as fuck.

>Grew up without a dad and is about to repeat what her mom did

>She was on the pill but stopped

She wants a baby and wants to lock you down in a relationship. If you don't know how manipulative women really are then this will teach you.

If you leave her, she will have the baby, prove its yours and get paid for 18 years to spite you.

If you stay with her, she will get what she wants which is comitment to her because she has a insecure or selfish personality.

Basically, you're fucked.

Take a second test. Some are faulty.

not op but how is this not illegal?? couldnt you prove malicious intent? ignoring the fact that she's a woman and he's a man, i know that fucks him in modern courts

kids don't need much in their first 3 to 4 years.
If you're the first of your siblings, your parents will support you by gifting you all the shit you need.

Focus on finishing college in time & the baby.

Hobbies will be a luxury for about 2 years.

You'll be fine.

The man actually died in a war, so yeah...

You came in and asked for advice, and then took away the good options.

In summation, you done goofed.

you better not be a fucking kebab

Maybe she'll have a miscarriage!

actually the combination of pulling out and calendar awareness is also pretty effective
optionsforsexualhealth.org/birth-control-pregnancy/birth-control-options/effectiveness

Any clothed pictures of her?

OP, if you have this baby, consider your life over.

She's not going to "let you finish college" or any of that shit. Raising a baby is a 2-man full-time job.

You're not going to have free time, you're going to fight and HATE your GF, you're going to have to support this kids for tens of thousands of dollars each year for many many years.

By the time he's out of the house, you'll be a washed up middle-age fuck with 0 motivation to do anything.

Your life is over man. Get. Rid. Of. This. Baby. Any means possible.

Not a kebab, Yugoslavian war.

I always pulled out, I think.

Lol no

As long as she can prove the child is his, whether married or not she can get him for child support payments. If they were married then she could get him for his assets as well.

You can't prove she intentionally got pregnant, the law in almost all countries don't care about that part, what they care about is who is going to pay for the kid and if there is a father they will ensure it is always him.

Wait, you guys are incapable of the simple act of not getting pregnant, and you DON'T think you're going to be shit parents?

And being able to hang out at a birthday party with a nephew... Being "good with kids" has nothing to do with raising a human being.

My woman had an abortion five years ago, we found out she was pregnant at one of those shitty Christian pregnancy "choice" clinics... We used the proof of pregnancy to get the state to pay for our abortion. Was pretty great.

BUT, while we were at the pregnancy choice bullshit place, they were trying to talk us out of the abortion, and one of the ways they tried to sell us on it was to try and make us feel like grown ups, because we weren't.

Lemme tell you; a free tool kit isn't what makes a dad. Neither is a comfortable place to live. If you aren't ready, you aren't ready. It hasn't stopped anybody else from having a kid, but don't kid yourself into thinking you're going to be a good parent. Most parents are shit, it's just about getting the kid to the point where they can live without you or your shitty parenting.

This is how women rape men.

I've been pulling out for 3 years and never even once had a scare thanks to cycle awareness.

I think the man can get a legal abortion? Some sort of legal document that forsakes all claim to the kid?

Maybe that's a MRA myth.

muh...muh wage gap though!!

This is the guy who took his high school sex ed class seriously.

Did you know in many states, it's legal for sex ed teachers to lie to you? Isn't that great?

Funny thing, the states that do that have higher pregnancy and STD rates at the high school level. Who woulda fuckin thunk it?

Abort that kid.
You should never get kids. Kids are worthless little fucks that drain the money and your time out of you. Only cowards get kids these days.

Was in the same boat you're in except it was a miscarriage with my gf. You got more action than most faggots on this site, raise dat child boi.

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if you use the pulling out cycle awareness method, the guy is actually in charge and the girl has to trust him
if she uses bc pill the tables are turned

Aren't you supposed to be happy that you and your woman will have a child?
And why did you fuck up? 22 is good age to start your own family

This isn't Tumblr, go blog somewhere else
Also check these digits

Yeah, sure, but I was planning on getting my degree before that. Moving in and starting a family was supposed to be the next step.

Kill her

OP did pull out, cum, pull in again like in porn movies and maybe thinking you need all the cum to make a child

...

/b you scare me sometimes.

Next time you will fuck her, be sure to not having peed for one day, and fill her vagina with that. This will do the trick.
Be aware to grab her firmly about 5 minutes after if she notice something.

Sure, and I have a 7 inch dick like in the porn movies. I'm not that dumb.

Ha if everything in life went as you planned where would the fun be?
Man up

> Not that dumb
> Fucked by his own dick

Yeah, I guess I'm even dumber. Fuck.

Fpbp trips of truth, man thw fuck op dont be a degenerate or coward, this will absolutely make you a man.

Go through with the baby OP.

It will be hard. But when you have a little you running at you for a hug you won't regret it.

I know you Sup Forumstards will be 'Oh but FML for the rest of my days, i won't have money for games on steam wah wah wah'.

Bullshit. Man up dude. You fucked a girl, got her pregnant. Be a man and become a dad.

I'm not a christfag. I don't care if you abort or not. Just what you said about your girl is that she won't abort so suck it and see.

This is coming from someone in a similar situation as you OP.

You're not supposed to bring a child into the world that you don't want. Discuss abortion with her.

you could train the kid to fetch your beers from the fridge. or train it to shit on peoples yards who you dont like. the opportunities are endless

>trips

2 or 3 more holes in the house !

Nice dubs dude