Hey Sup Forums. I have an annoying upstairs neigher who doesnt shutup whenever im home...

Hey Sup Forums. I have an annoying upstairs neigher who doesnt shutup whenever im home. Its 3:05 am and hes being loud as shit again.

Lets write a 500 word letter about kindly telling him to shut the fuck up. Will deliver
>two words at a time
Dear faggot,

I'm gay

...

, and you

Please fuck

My ass

Proof im actually gonna deliver

Off

Yourself, nigger!

Ignore this guy, he's samefagging

I'd love

Should i add a smiley?

some scat

Samefagging is allowed.

Loud nigger!

vote hilary

hit 'em with a cx

Nigger childporn

Ill hit him with this instead

even better

I did

Not take

nigger nogger

Fucking loud

FUCK NIGGERS!

For the

SHIT FUCK!!!!!

Bitch cunt

why doon't

Roger me!

...

>whipe your ass with the other side of the paper before delivering it
>ergo, cover the paper with shit

...

REDDIT SUCKS

Whoops

kek

I've had a crush on you for years. Wouldst thou like to eat cheddar cheese out of my anus?

2 words at a time faggot

Wasnt much but..

Dear nigger,

OP is a pretty cool guy

Cheese me

noice

You loud

ass licker

after new paper, we got Dear nigger, cheese me you loud ass licker

Please decrease

gas usage

your sound

you arent

The story so far.. so romantic

like hitler

do i need to break my neck to read it?

oui

Yes.

Or just save and rotate?..

FUCK YOU!

Legit ass OP's make me horny.

Please do

kfc oogabooga

Soup Sup Forums

your vagoina

rip haramber

Soup Sup Forums

whiteass crackers!

???...
Wut

...

I admit

you're a

loud faggot

bent motherfucker

black people

samefag, Sup Forums doesnt work together that well

senpai kys

remove kebab

Lol nope. Different

from anus

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE normies

From premises

see

Anime titties

Islamic terror

Gonna need some time to rewrite when we're finished. Gonna make it look like a lover letter

race mixing

On toast

Loves ROBLOX

In love

is bad

Just enjoying the fact that you're actually doing this. Every OP nowadays is a pussy who can't deliver anything.

sieg heil

i regret my faggoty decision and hereby apolagise

drink milk

For you

lack calcium

This

black cock

Thank skeltal

Are you going to record you slipping the letter under his door or something?

Fuck cows

Is big