Hey Sup Forums. I have an annoying upstairs neigher who doesnt shutup whenever im home. Its 3:05 am and hes being loud as shit again.
Lets write a 500 word letter about kindly telling him to shut the fuck up. Will deliver
>two words at a time
Dear faggot,
Proof im actually gonna deliver
Ignore this guy, he's samefagging
Ill hit him with this instead
>whipe your ass with the other side of the paper before delivering it
>ergo, cover the paper with shit
I've had a crush on you for years. Wouldst thou like to eat cheddar cheese out of my anus?
after new paper, we got Dear nigger, cheese me you loud ass licker
The story so far.. so romantic
do i need to break my neck to read it?
Or just save and rotate?..
Legit ass OP's make me horny.
samefag, Sup Forums doesnt work together that well
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE normies
Gonna need some time to rewrite when we're finished. Gonna make it look like a lover letter
Just enjoying the fact that you're actually doing this. Every OP nowadays is a pussy who can't deliver anything.
i regret my faggoty decision and hereby apolagise
Are you going to record you slipping the letter under his door or something?