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Work in 9 hours

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ngl the ol' wallet is feeling the pinch with all this inflation on food

if australians are REALLY however many hours ahead like they claim, why didnt they warn america about 9/11?

did anyone see them over the weekend?

no
fairly sure
think I would have remembered

Who does /autistic screeching/ here??
Look how they bullied our fellow autistic sister.
Shame on you!! NORMIES!!
m.youtube.com/watch?v=6X30yf5SLAs

Ancient gimmick

what, ripping off old twitter posts that literally everyone has seen before?

nope original joke sorry

car won't start

why would anyone do that

Took out some pom's engine and I'm shitposting under his bonnet

>not even trying to come up with a riposte

Dang.

Doing a poo on my lunch break.

Was just staring at a girl in work and thinking, i can't believe how fucking fat you are

Was just staring at some guy who was staring at a girl in work and thinking, i can't believe how fucking autistic you are

Can spot yank tourists from miles off

>mid 50's and over
>Shorts
>polo shirt and baseball cap
>camera around neck
>new balance sneakers
>map

>boss was away for two weeks
>came back on Monday
>only just realised he was suppoesd to make some important arrangements before leaving but forgot
>deadline passed while he was away
>comes to office extremely stressed about it and trying to brainstorm some way out of the problem
>tell him I did all of it after he left because I knew about the deadline and CCed all the arrangements to him at the time
>that look of immense relief like a crushing weight was lifted off his shoulders
>relieved laughter, slaps on back, and cries of "Good Man!"

ah yes user saves the day once more

there are 400 diffrent genes that cause autism lads

I don't get it, you did your bosses job for him?

all of them are Germanic

Browsing porn sites but it all seems rather boring

Is it true that they say "mom" in Birmingham?

Here, a lot of "old stock" Canadians say 'mum' colloquially. Though today 'mom' prevails as the generally correct form. 'mum' is considered homely and colloquial.

Literally what is the point of this

*let's out a relieved laugh, slaps your back and cries out*
Good man!

making an arrangement

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wikileaks.org/ciav7p1/

it's over lads

CIA is literally finished

never heard of them saying mom and I've talked to loads of brummies

Alexa, tell matey what the point of you is

Yes. Not a lot of work but pretty important considering the deadlines.

Feels good man.

Good cuck maybe one day Mr. Goldstein will give that £5 a week extra raise

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summarise this for me good man

*slaps you on the back*

I've got to take a shit after I get these quads, lads
cheers

> never heard of them saying mom and I've talked to loads of brummies
Did you ever hear them talking about their mom?

Have we started the fire?

Howay lads?

I'll wait for the autists to comb through and find the good stuff

yea they say mum

comfy

gonna have to hold onto this one for a while
haha
thank you

and

>fat

Yeah, got brummie cousins.

did someone say quads?

I don't know where I heard 'mom' was a Birmingham thing.

It sort of makes sense, that the Yankism would come from the West of England. They generally do.

mancs say mam if karl pilkington is anything to go by

I recently got a 13p an hour raise

this time next year i'll be a millionaire

For some reason I refer to my mother in the third person as 'me mam', but 'mum' in vocative

standard.co.uk/news/uk/george-michael-died-of-natural-causes-coroner-confirms-a3483656.html

homophobes btfo

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WHAT THE FUCK

Helicopters are circling overhead, I can hear police sirens

THIS IS BIG BIG BIG WHAT HAS Sup Forums DONE

he wasn't even that old

Mom, mum, mam, mim, mem, mym.

more of her please

my 4k payrise works out at like, 1.20 extra an hour

really makes u think

mental that some american church leader convinced a load of blacks to go with him to south america with him where he essentially created his own country and then convinced them all to commit suicide

>why yes, I do trust everything Wikileaks says. Julian "the rapist" Assange would never lie!

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pepe is hard to draw

>The CIA's Mobile Devices Branch (MDB) developed numerous attacks to remotely hack and control popular smart phones. Infected phones can be instructed to send the CIA the user's geolocation, audio and text communications as well as covertly activate the phone's camera and microphone.

spooky if true

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>tfw this downy is more attractive than me

name one piece of false information he has released

Draw this

They weren't specifically black though.

They were just from Indiana, and stupid enough to join a suicide cult.

There were a few hillbillies in there too.

>tfw this downy is more attractive than me

>tfw this downy is more attractive than me

T. woman who's only self value is in her appearance and who will become depressed as she ages and loses her natural beauty

>downy
how so?

not specifically but they were mostly

whole thing is just mental

> natural beauty
This is natural beauty.

Hillary Clinton wanted to drone strike Assange. A completely fabricated story.

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just bought some APC corduroys
don't rate APC but the price was right

>mfw she is Dutch.

nope my dad works for america and he said it was true

Hillary Clinton wanted to drone strike THIS?

She isn't.

Checked

that is a squirrel

She isn't a squirrel, faggot.

I don't want to fuck squirrels.

I just went through the latest wikileak files, it appears to be nothing substantial sadly.

Her tattoo's are in Dutch.

the leaf wants to fuck squirrels

I love how americans say squirrel
squirl

Ordered Oat So Simple from Asda and it was "unavailable" and they didn't even give a substitute. Seething.

hut badmash mera ghar hai paas

i know someone from birmingham who does until i told him to stop being a yank
you also have to consider that poopit is full of pakis who learnt english by watching yanks on the telly

>be a leaf
>shag squirrels

so like all the others

bud bud ding ding

Lads I need some significant books to read. Books that help you understand the world and its people better. I have read books like the Quran, Atlas Shrugged, Das Kapital. Those kind of books. Any other recommendations?

Please, for the love of god no memes or jokes.

any more?

congratulations on beating the runtstralians in the griget

fuck off paki

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She's British.

Didn't the poll prove 50% of /brit/ is actually from the subcontinent?

So Nigel, Bruce and Padraig are just as likely to be Abdi, Mahmoud and Rajesh.

£2.99

yes, might as well just delete the file off your computer now