This guys charging at you at full speed, fully intent on killing you. What do you do

This guys charging at you at full speed, fully intent on killing you. What do you do

Throw some fried chicken at him

Laugh at him cause he can't wipe his ass

shoot him and then send his body to his mother

Take this nigger down like nothing

Ask him if he'd like to apply for a job.

Bench 55reps...of what...?

You know it's fake, right?
(shoot)

Run. 4.38s really isn't that quick. He wouldn't be that agile either.

Summon the spirit of zimzam and his trusty keltec to remove melon.

Probably die, honestly.

I wait until he is really close, within arms reach...

Then I will out a job application and scare the shit out of him.

While stunned I get a phone call and tell him it's shaniqua and she wanted to know where he was because he is about to be a father.

Watch nigger disappear faster than a bucket of chicken at a NAACP meeting.

Yell "Tank", throw a molotov, and then spray bullets while it pummels Zoey.

225lbs/102kg

can't flimflam the zimzam

nice trips

I'd remember that it's photoshopped and chuckle walking away

Oh my keks

Look for better bait

who dis?

Pick a direction and start running.
He has lots of muscle, but it's trained for power, not endurance. Also, 300 lbs. If I make it more than a few seconds his muscles will slow down and he'll be at a disadvantage from the extra weight.

Not that fast? The fuck you talking about? That's as fast as RG3 when he ran the 40 and he was one of the most agile QBs to be drafted that year. 4.38 seconds is an NFL level performance and you're here saying it's not fast. Stfu.

do a 360 in mid-air and dropkick his head, doesn't even have to KO him, if fell it would be like an astronaut on the moon

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3 .40 cal hydroshocks centermass

jesus fuck look at the bulge in the right pic

Start hopping fences and shit, unless we were out in the open, then I'd be fucked.

Summon the slave wranglers, this isn't no normal nigger-
>we have a super nigger

name?

Run away for more than 5 seconds, he's gonna get exhausted and stop.

Hugh G. Nigger

Use photoshop to bring him back to his original dimensions and kick his ass. before i curbstomp him.