Placement of the cauldron in this scene

>Placement of the cauldron in this scene
>"All we'd need is some Pussyjuice Potion..."

What did they mean by this?

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disgusting pedos
reported to the fbi

Old thread^

Summary: Autists arguing about a bunch of things. First they started with whether or not the Daily Beast was credible and if JK Rowling ripped off fanfiction, before it spiralled down into discussions about who was Scar's heir in the Lion King Two and whether or not Hermione was black. Pretty standard fare.

MY FUCKING COCK. i wonder how many times lil emma was gangbanged during the making of the HP movies

>you will never steal some of her hair when she's 11 and then when shes 18 tie her up and use it in a polyjuice potion and sit on her face as her younger self
jdimsa

loli hermione is best hermione

If you haven't read the detailed scene-by-scene breakdown of the new play yet, you fucking need to

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This 100% actual canon installment is the most batshit crazy/wtf/no way this is real path I've ever seen a franchise go down

HP fanbase is gonna freak

>ywn be hermoine's footslave

probably zero

Considering she is now a raging feminist, probably many times.

actually there are quite a few rumors that rupert and Daniel spitroasted Emma around the time they were filming DH

That I could believe because they were hormone raged teenagers at the time

welp, now i want a bj from a frog. so long everyone

>and last but not least, Ron leaps onto the podium, out of breath
>Ron: well if everyone’s standing up here, I may as well too
>Ron: and I just want to make it absolutely clear - *gestures between himself and Hermione* - our kid had nothing to do with this.

Pfffttttt

Is this photoshopped

nope

COS hermione is the best

Yep

Now THAT'S what I call photoshopped

Fucking hell it still manages to be the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises. Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

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>Nobody mentioning the fact in the script there's a big centaur called Bane

Probably zero if they wanted to actually not fuck up their shit in purpose

She's still a cute

She had her boyfriend on set tho and there's pic of them kissing in set and such.

You really gonna post about rumors like they mean anything? Did you see rupert and emmas behind the scenes of their kissing scene lol they hated it and were laughing to cope with it being so weird

This image is around 15 years old.

Someone took it, in a batch of photos proabably.

Which meant someone went through 100+ digital images from this photoshoot.

And thought "Hey, I shouldn't delete this."

Because you can see up this kid's skirt.

Fuckin' pedo's man.

This poster is around 15 years old.

I don't want to ita not canon the time loop, novikov self consistency principle time turner time travel makes sense anything else is folly .

If they do more films you know they have to be actually decent at the very least this is a play for a reason. We will see if jk rowling can actually think of anything else good eith fantastic beasts because she's wrote it. I think if they do more hp films it would be something completely different definutely something that focuses on the trio.

xxxooo

Are you telling me that little candle can make that pot boil in any reasonable amount of time?

Magic candle.

Your evidence? People posted online about it? If they did that why would anyone else even know about it. If they were they would have been fucking eachother sooner they seemed like friends tbqh

This

Hermione was in there for hours usually I believe

>Gee, Harry, this Felix Penis makes me feel...luckier!
What did they mean by this?