Alright Sup Forums, why is the dog retarded today?
Alright Sup Forums, why is the dog retarded today?
Grayson Kelly
Charles Scott
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Elijah Ward
"hitler did something wrong"
David Watson
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Carson Edwards
>bernout detected
I will laugh at your humiliated ass until the day your brain matter is scraped from the treads of a jackboot
Luke Flores
10/10
Justin Phillips
butthurt american detected
Kevin Watson
>when you beat your opponent, they win
leaf detected
Anthony Clark
top10/10
Jack Perez
>When you cry about people complaining
Daniel Myers
>when you spend the next eight years crying about losing
Camden Mitchell
holy shit why did i laugh at this
Elijah Jenkins
>8 years
Carson Adams
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Kayden Thomas
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Bentley King
>surely he won't win reelection
>huffington post told me so
crymoar
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Brandon Carter
My reaction is my face every time someone says it, there is no tears my friend
Landon Hernandez
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Joseph Jenkins
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Robert Adams
meant to reply to this post with this:
Lincoln Mitchell
Nah, it was
Chase Butler
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Dylan Perry
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Eli Carter
you meant this.
Juan Torres
lol
Andrew Rogers
woops. sry.
Charles King
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Grayson Reed
nah it was but keep believing your pundits
David Nelson
jej
Carson Ramirez
mmkay, well keep believing your alternative facts Sup Forumsro, best of luck getting anywhere in life
Josiah Murphy
>60k a year
>married
>own a house (second one, actually)
keep believing your fake news
good luck to you Sup Forumsernout
Angel Jenkins
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Dominic Robinson
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Andrew Perez
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Austin Rivera
>tfw too smart to president
Lincoln Hughes
b
Angel Wright
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Gavin Bailey
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Dominic Morgan
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Aaron Miller
Sucking dick ain't just for the gays any more, fellas. It's a very useful bartering tool that I have personally employed for the last decade. But you're going to want to hone your skills first before putting them into play. Practice on bananas or cucumbers to start. When you feel comfortable, get together with some buddies for a suck session and critique each other until you feel confident. Now it's time to put the dick where your mouth is. A few months ago, I applied for a position at Jersey Mike's Subs. The manager told me I was grossly unqualified and one of the most incompetent people he's ever met. He was singing a different tune after I tickled my tonsils with the tip of his prick. I've been making subs thirteen hours a week ever since. But it doesn't end there. You can use your dick sucking prowess to conquer many of life's little obstacles. Got pulled over for speeding? Suck that dick! Long line at the supermarket? Suck your way to the front! Wife mad at you for sucking so much dick? Suck hers! It's 2017, boys, and it's time to relinquish your homophobic tendencies. Swallow your pride, then swallow that load!
Thomas Hughes
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Levi Brooks
>I tickled my tonsils with the tip of his prick
jejk
Jeremiah Perry
Are you the same guy that wrote about a diamond wall in another thread?
Caleb Richardson
really really really like this pic...