An hour l-late, but with twice the love, ask a p-psychologist maid anything!

An hour l-late, but with twice the love, ask a p-psychologist maid anything!

Won't you have some tea with m-me and open up? Don't s-suffer in silence, Anonymous!

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fuck

slob on my knob like corn on the cob

Hello Alice :)

*bubbles intensely*

Howdy again Alice!

welcome back alice :-)

I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

I've almost missed you. Good evening, Alice.

Standing by.

I bump this thread with the power of my stand,「Ａｎｉｋｉ」!

can we see your butthole?

hey alice been liking the streams!

leave

Goldfish

show me your femenine penis

please

A fucking hour late?
Goddamn.

Anyway, I met a time traveler today, he was pretty cool, think he was full of shit?

F-first, let's s-select a tea

「Ｇｏｌｄｆｉｓｈ」

I'm inebriated enough to actually post here after recieving the steam message
What even happens in here, I've never bothered to lurk long enough to find out?

about time, you show up
now let the "are you girl" spam commence

J-just for you, the REAL starting image t-this thread!

Fuck off alice

Do draw all those faces yourself?

Alice why are you single? you're a pretty cute girl with a nice body and kind-of nice voice too (after watching your stream that is).

Is because you have some issues with yourself and all the depression stuff?

Also even if you dont give 2 fucks, I want you to be my waifu.

Bump~
Hello Alice!
How are you doing tonight?

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So, is this a legit girl? Or a trap?

Hello Alice~ How's your day been?

I was busy, various things to do, and they all did get done, just took way longer than expected due to a combination of bad luck and small mistakes from me being subpar at life. But oh well. Op success, one way or another.

oh man!
I'm here early!

Nothing really.

*waves*

Glad t-to hear it

im still hopping to get a glass of tap water

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Absolute madwoman.

WHERE IS TP AND BARD I DEMAND ANSWER YOU WRETCHED OLD BITCH

Miss Alice is it weird that I see woman as money pits rather then potential companions?

Too b-bad, you get tea!

vocaroo.com/i/s0jYuV8mw1Q1

And y-you get tea!

And you get t-tea!

Tea all around!

pleasant conversation mostly

I don't believe you, skeleton.

How long do you think this one will last?

Hello Alice, how are you doing tonight?

What's everyone listening to?

Avoiding the question I see... too bad Alice.

SHE PEAKED BEHIND THE PAPER!!!

t-that'll d-d-do

>vocaroo.com/i/s0jYuV8mw1Q1
pupper dont like todays tea

Y-yes. That's weird and pretty disturbing; relationships should be a give and take, n-not like that.

Who hurt you, Anonymous?

How do i stop feeling like i'm not part of anything? even though to some degree i am.

I was at a party saturday.
Didnt sleep since
shall i just kill myself now or collapse tomorrow and wake uo in the hospital?

A little while, thread's late after all
They aren't expecting it

Have you been sick Ms. Alice? Your voice sounds strained!

you dont even stutter op what the hell.

oh shit is that really alice

is it okay if i just

stay here for a bit and cuddle

Will you feed my mogwai?

I've been meaning to ask you. You don't mind some help now and again with anons, would you?

I wouldn't want to encroach on your operations. I know not to step on the toes of someone so capable.

Nep, are you feeling better?

youtube.com/watch?v=beNfj2tlQ1o

-Nico

What thread is this? Can I have a hug?

>shielder claimed

I get questions l-like these all the time, and I d-don't understand them at all.

"I feel like I'm not part of anything". Okay. Why do you want to be part of something? Why not join something bigger? Why not start something?

C-can you tell me this?

>vocaroo.com/i/s0jYuV8mw1Q1
soundcloud.com/henshingarbo/wsg-2

Alright, l-let me pour you a cup Anonymous...it f-feels like it's going to be a long night.

Hey Alice, what's the best advice you would give to someone who's attempting to subjugate the entire planet?

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What is going on?

Hell yeah, I should go back to therapy, lol. Hi 2B!
Welcome, pretty much an advice thread with tea and a maid Op.

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G-got the perfect thing for this!

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>I d-don't understand them at all.

I'm not the one who asked, but specifically addressing your "I don't understand these questions" statement.

Some people cannot see how to start things without an explanation.

Some people cannot see how to join things without an explanation.

I can't answer why people want to be part of something, but those other two just aren't trivially obvious to a lot of people. I had to work to figure it out.

guess no one is listening to any real chill music
youtube.com/watch?v=ONRpgrC09NM

Hey alice you know you have delicious legs and feets right?

Too bad you're an unstable girl and probably can't have a relationship.

Congrabuladuns.

*hugs* T-this isn't a claim thread, s-sorry

Goldfish thread!

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the good shit

youtu.be/Ho1LgF8ys-c

Just an observation miss Alice. Who hurt me. Now that is a question I've asked myself several times. The more I think about it....the more I believe it was just me and the environment I grew up in.

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Wtf is this crap, I leave Sup Forums for a few days and this autism happens? Explain now

Hey Nep, cute waifu~
Oh my! your hands are freezing!

hello Alice I do understand that you have been much longer on the site than me and for that you have my respects. but I personally am not a fan of your threads , I understand that the importance of my opinion is very little. but it is just as valid as the opinion of any other user. I find these threads to be full: of avatar fags (including you kind of), attention seekers (including you), and to be full of shitposts (up to personal opinion if you should be included in this) this combination is quite abhorrent. I also question your gender because you have shown no proof for other than a picture of you in a tank-top with a rather flat chest. it is also infuriating that you add in stutters and use

hot

I know n-no such thing. Also, I'm not unstable, what?

T-they need to ask themselves more questions then.

S-sounds like it was toxic, and y-you should leave it.

I've been doing this for six years since Saturday. Lurk moar.

kys fgt

Hey there, BS!

So, Alice. I'm having some serious confidence issues. I haven't had some serious shit go down in my past, but I'm still nervous about talking to people. Please help! (Scuese my foul language)

I ain't gotta explain shit.

I hope this is not a copy pasta

nice dubs

Will you show us your dick?

>That's me
welp, its good that you dont deny it

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I swear i barley talk on Sup Forums, but these threads always make me want to jump into the conversation

Hi everyone!

I can't stop touching myself

*cracks her neck and takes a deep breath*

I don't care.

*nods* L-let me ask you this: how old are you, and how many people would you feel comfortable asking to help you bury a body?

*waves* H-hello

Sweet Roll is here to make his (lacking of) presence known very briefly!

He will now probably watch from the shadows as the thread continues

-Sweet Roll

im sorry dude ,im sorry that you feel that mad that she isn't a trap
now go away

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hey

howdy