Where are you banned from? (Locations, websites, services, etc)

Where are you banned from? (Locations, websites, services, etc).

My city's mall, a food store, a restaurant, itch.io for now

Why?

Used to be permabanned from Sup Forums, but that's cause the way my old isp was set up. The guy who had the ip address before me posted cp.

sea world, as far as I know still banned. Nothing big, just stole a bunch of shit with some friends and got busted when one of them got caught and turn us in.

What exactly did you steal?

Willzyx probably.

I have to stay away from every school/preschool and kindergarten in the country or I will be arrested.

just a bunch of stupid shit from the shops, was 30 years ago

a couple pubs

Android Mulpiplayer Game

Hacked to earn million credits

Your mums anus

got banned from World of Warcraft about 3 times. botting

Local Chinese restaurant. Its actually really fucking good food, but one day the waiter was talking shit for some reason and i didnt sit quietly and put up with his shit. Started as yelling back and forth then i flipped the table upside down even though our food was just served like a minute before it all started. The guy had like 3 buddys to back him up, but i still wasn't gonna back down so i pulled out my knife and said thats fine I'll fight all 4 of you, but the first one to step up is fucked. And they basically gave up, everyone looked like they pissed their pants so i put my knife back in my pocket and calmy walked out.

Uhaul. Destroyed one of their trucks upon a deer, banned despite my insurance covering their costs.

Every park ever

17 different reddit boards bc of spamming gore and bestiality to the mods, temp on Sup Forums for bestiality, Walmart because I slept in the back room by climbing the storage racks and hung out.

the holocaust museum

schools

and then the whole bus clapped

This one go cart track in Alabama. I hit a lady too hard on the last lap by accident and she complained

can you get banned from a game for having a car like that?

i genuinely believe

Local bookstore.

I moved all the bibles to the fiction section.

jooz.com
funnyjunk.com
call of duty 4 on my ps3 account
littlebigplanet1, they fucked my whole account up for like 2 weeks
fucken everywhere on my phone apparently

Why?

lol same

newbury comics. the album title was 'steal this album'. you know what happens next.

A night club

I thought they were going to play under pressure, turns out they were playing ice ice baby. Long story short I threw a drink and stiff armed a bouncer as my friends tried getting me out the door. Apparently the have a picture of me in the coat check area to this day

OP here. I've never played Forza online before, but you could be banned for having an explicit livery. The livery on the van might be questionable.

But was it on an army post.
And like 4 months of be being at that post, some Ltc got caught with cp. It's a fucking epidemic.

Charlie O's, Montpelier, VT.

I was kicked out of prison. No joke. I'm a well-known community organizer, and when they sent me to prison I started organizing the other inmates to fight for better conditions. Five days after sticking me in, they dragged me back into court and told the court they didn't want me there. I was given bail with no conditions, not even the boilerplate about being of good behaviour and abstaining from owning weapons, so that I couldn't refuse.

It's my proudest accomplishment.

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Banned from Walmart because me and some friends took lsd and had a soccer game in there I won 5-3

i dont believe your shit but it made me laugh anyways

Not banned from, but never going back. I ate like 40 of those tiny slim jims as a dare one night. Next day, I'm at Newport Beach and i feel the bubble guts comin' a roarin. It was a hobble 2 steps and clench your cheeks kinda dump. So naturally, I took a huge shit in some little frozen yogurt place's employee bathroom. This smell was phenomenal. The poor little white girl let me in like 'kk but im not sposed to lol'. I walked out and her face was pure horror. The whole fucking place cleared out. The wallpaper peeled off the wall for fuck's sake.

So I did the only thing I could do. I clicked my heels as i walked out the open door into the sunlight, never to be seen again by anyone who was there. Because I live 500 miles away from that poor building.

You know, not everyone who posts to Sup Forums is a suburban middle-class teenybopper. I'm a 48 year old radical unionist and community organizer who is often in the media. There's even a Wikipedia article about me. Pic related: me. If you really want to know who I am, you can do a search on this image; it's from a newspaper article about some of my recent organizing work.

banned from my local library when i was 8 for accidentally spilling water on a book and refusing to pay 50 bucks for a book that was only 70 pages long

I've seen you shitposting the same shit here before, you fucking snowflake.

I bet you did 2 weeks for mouthing off to a cop and the only thing you organized was sets of balls in your mouth.

I remember you as the "no really guise I actually do look good in my fedora" guy.

You organized a union for fucking social parasites? Your big fight against 'the man' was to stop them from putting spikes on the planters niggers sit on to beg for heroin money?

You're a fucking loser.

Got banned on quite a few subreddits that I comment on sparingly all at the same time this weekend. Somebody told a funny joke, and I replied to tell the jokester i appreciated his funny joke.. Didn't realize i was commenting in the_donald. So I got banned for just posting there. Dystopia-level censorship bots on that site.

My house
Just got out of jail for assault

I only did 5 days, actually. I was arrested while doing some nocturnal direct action for the NGO I was organizing, and because I also organized the local copwatch program, the police tried to give me bail conditions which would effectively have banned me from the city.

I refused their conditions, and my lawyer warned me I would spend the next year and a half to two years in prison waiting for trial. I make it a policy to organize wherever I am, and the first thing I did was recruit the range boss and, with his help, got everyone in the pod to sign a contract agreeing to riot of they tried to separate us, so they had to deal with us as a group. Then I used my media contacts to get us a front page story on the shitty conditions inside.

It only took them 5 days to decide they didn't want me inside, causing trouble. I beat the charges two years later, incidentally, after filing a constitutional defence.

i go to Sup Forums on a regular basis

Any Laquinta Inn location

I fish a lot, and go into community's to fish out of little ponds. I love when HOA's threaten to trespass me. I just say "ill wait for the sheriff to show up then"

In my state, no one can own a body of water over 5 acres, and there is a an easement law put into place allowing you to be within either 10 or 15 feet, I always say 10 to be safe, of the high water mark.

and I love when the cops show up and I tell them all this, and they know they can't do shit, always their last ditch effort of busting me, is asking for me to produce a fishing permit... and I always got one. then the looks on the faces of the HOA's cucks faces when the cop tells them they can't do shit about me...

tho I have been trespassed in some parks, because again HOA fuckers, and that's where I parked at.

see
Organize a real job. Wherever you are.

My local arcade for inserting thin rocks in the coin slots hoping they'd work

Self ban from a bar in town.

Some lass dared me to pull my dick out, if I did she'd show tits, I did and she did.

I completely forgot that this place has 2 walls that are windows, and it may posess security cameras.

Never went back.

Sup Forums

Are you Adam Sandler

Posted CP and got permabanned on Sup Forums before I moved
Almost every TF2 server for scamming
My old town's Walmart, lit 6 firecrackers in the toilets and urinials

>"This is clear discrimination against a certain type of person. The amount of money you have should not determine the rights that you get"

THE TOPPEST OF KEKS

I get it. You're fucking retarded.

Local Walmart cause some friends and I decided to punt footballs through the store.

Also got banned from a JCPenny at like 5 or 6 cause I kept fucking around on escalator and hit that emergency button on it cause I wanted to know what it did.

At the moment I'm renovating an old, abandoned building as a cultural centre to celebrate the hobo traditions. It's called the Utah Phillips Centre for the Hobo Arts. I've been funding it mostly out of my own pocket, and doing all the renovations myself to stretch the money as far as it'll go.

We teach people traditional hobo arts like busking, fortune telling, and folk art from found materials. If you're ever in Windsor, drop by and I'll smoke a pipe with you.

Pic related: the cultural centre I'm renovating.

Is this the knife you used?

lol I once got stuck in an elevator between floors because I pushed the emergency button

If they don't want people pushing it they should make it big and colorful!

WinWorldPC

Once for having a picture of bill gates as Lynn profile icon since I couldn't think of anything else, and again (permanently) for "can't google"

I swear to Christ the "can't leave well enough alone" was me contributing to a thread (on topic mind you) and some asshat got mad at me and started flaming me. I respond twice total and get banned. Other guy gets promoted to VIP. Shittiest goddamn administration I've ever seen anywhere. Period.

Pic related

I'm retarded because I don't think civil liberties and constitutional rights only apply to people who pay for them? Sorry, which one of us is supposed to have an IQ south of the Plimsoll line?

Hobo arts? What the dusty fuck?

10/10. Successful troll is successful. You really had me going for a few posts.

This.

I live in a van and even I think fedora-wearing activist asshat is a massive asshat. You string trendy phrases together to garner support, but that isn't discrimination based on how much money someone has, it is a response to their behavior. If a rich person were doing the same it would also be illegal. Keep telling yourself you're important.

>Shittiest goddamn administration I've ever seen anywhere. Period.

I've always wanted to start a thread on Sup Forums to compile a list of shit-tier administrated websites. and moderated games.

Banned from m local schools. Working in the bush behind the school, had to piss bad, snuck behind a tree taking a piss just as the local grade 1 and 2 kids did the nature walk.
FML

This makes me so angry. I don't know what kind of town Windsor even is, but I'm sure there are good, ACTUAL hardworking people that don't want to have their city that they actually give taxes plagued by hobos and places that teach people to be fucking hobos

Make it on google docs and I'll contribute to that.

Haha that's pretty good

Screw you Bowie had just died I was very drunk and didn't want to be there in the first place

Hobos have traditions stretching back a century. We're affiliated with the Industrial Workers of the World -- the Wobblies, of whom Utah Phillips was a member -- who have a tradition of unionizing in places no other union will touch. During the Great Depression, for example, so many hobos were members of the IWW than if you tried to hop a train they'd demand to see your union card and pitch you right back off if you couldn't produce one.

It isn't your constitutional right to loiter on someone's flowerbed leaving Pall Mall butts and dirty diabetes needles behind after you beg for enough change to get more heroin.

If you're not willing to be a part of society, then you absolutely DO NOT deserve any of the rights of that society.

You've trolled enough. We get it. You're good at rustling jimmies. It was funny. Quit while you're ahead.

Story?

That's funny and fucked if true. Reminds me of when I was smoking a bowl in the brush with my friend and not 20 feet away from us about a dozen cross country runners come by turns out we were right next to a goddamn highschool track meet luckily they were all lads in a hurry so we booked it outta there too

Yes, well, fortunately neither of you wrote the constitution nor serve on the Supreme Court, so I think I'll keep right on fighting for equality for people who aren't overprivileged middle-class white teenage boys living in suburbia.

Tell me where in the constitution or any surpreme court judgement EVER it says you are allowed to panhandle while trespassing.

I'll wait.

shit me and some buddys played bumpercars with the rascal carts at 3 in the morning. a few employees joined in, it was fun as fuck until the manager showed up and Mr. Makee'd us "thats not okay mmmmkkkaaayyy? please leave." didnt get banned or anything the employees ended up fine too. you must broke some shit with the footballs or something

>"fortunately neither of you wrote the constitution nor serve on the Supreme Court"
Why the fuck do you care about the constitution or the supreme court? You just posted an anarchy flag? You fucking retarded faggot

And I'm upper-middle class, thank you very much. Make that distinction.

In Kanada, provincial courts have begun making rulings on what is referred to as "quasi-public property." Depending on the province courts have ruled for and against the idea, based on the legal premise that a right does not exist unless the possibility for its use also exists. Since places like shopping malls have taken over the role of public gathering places, some courts have held that they are bound by the same constitutional right of free assembly and expression that public land has. It will eventually end up in the Supreme Court at some point.

Satisfied? I've been doing this work for 25 years, and I'm good at what I do.

Judge believed my story but local cops and prosecutor are dick heads. No criminal record but can't work at the schools for 5 years.

Missed quints by 1

Because I'm an organizer? Because it's what I do? I live in the world as it is. That means I spend a lot of time in court, studying constitutional law, and applying pressure to politicians. Is it ideal? Of course not. But the fact I'm an anarchist and fight for the classless society without hierarchy doesn't change the fact I need to operate in the world as it exists today.

Perm banned from runescape.
>had like 2b
>made it all from scamming
>got perm mute
>started to bot cuz I was bored
>banned lol

>Canada
Wrong constitution, you fucking turd burglar.

A mall is private property. Period. A company bought and paid for that land, put a building on it and leased space inside said building to retailers.

Just like an apartment building isn't a fucking quasi-public space, neither is your mormon mega-mall.

That sucks but it could've been way, wayyy worse. The whole public urination law is bullshit anyway it's literally meant for homeless people not using every building as a urinal.

I didn't think you could be banned for zoo porn on Sup Forums, thought it was just a DoS type of deal.

Every wal-mart for life.

No shit someone from VT on here

Could have been WAY worse. Lawyer said we were lucky.

Pic related

Hospital

Regardless of what you wish to believe, the fact is courts in many jurisdictions recognize quasi-public space. It's of especial interest to union organizers -- like me -- because it has a bearing on where it's legal to picket. You proclaiming things on a Tibetan lama-swapping forum doesn't change legal precedent, youngfriend. There's plenty of material on the principle of quasi-public space available with a simple Google search if you really want to understand it.

Yeah I'm from a small central VT town originally, spent most of my time around Burlington, and the last three years I've been wandering around the country with no physical address.

You've successfully trolled me hard as fuck. At the end of every month I donate a little money to my local animal shelter. But this time in your honor, I'm going to donate to the police benevolent association so the money goes to the LEO labor union as a thank you for trying to keep you and hobos off the street.

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Well, I like to think I've made your world a little larger and less comfortable. It's a big, wild place out there beyond the white bubble of your suburban privilege, and I am honoured to have had the opportunity to introduce you to a small slice of it.

cmon you fucks, tells a story behind it

Owners of quasi-public spaces still have the right to kick you the fuck out. And so it stays. Because this is America, you fucking pinko.

>this is America
It's not, actually. This is Kanada. But I understand that the struggle over quasi-public space is equally vigorous in Britain and Amerika.