Sorry sir, we're out of crab legs

>sorry sir, we're out of crab legs.

>break crab leg in half
>slowly pull them apart
>the meat sticks to the exoskeleton and breaks in half instead of coming smoothly out so you can dip it in melted butter

what is this memey?

>not bringing your own live crabs and using the complimentary crab mallet

>eating uncooked seafood in public

how do the guys in the showers react when you start spraying crab out both ends?

dumb frogposter

Say it one. More. Time. i fucken dare you..

dumb frogposter, fuck off

crab legs are god tier desu senpai

dumb frogposter

>is lobster legs okay

ALLUHA ACKBAR MOTHERFUCKER!

>not coming to the theater with your pants filled to bursting with live crabs just incase

>the theater kitchen is closed due to someone boiling their falcon

>the theater showers run out of hot water half way through your shower
>only given a complementary small popcorn as compensation

>that one couple who don't need a falcon but then still request to borrow your anvil

>check the designated shooter list
>it aint me starts playing

>crab legs
>falcons
>showers
>anvil
What the fuck? Do americans actually do this?

>penis inspection right after cold shower
it's not fair

Have you seriously never heard of this? I thought this was how theatres worked all around the world. In America going to the movies is an all day event and we have a huge seafood culture so most of the time people will just spend the day at the movies eating at their seafood restaurants for lunch and dinner. Also falcons have just become a huge pet to own in America so some theatres will even let you bring yours with you kind of like a dog park (but in a building so the falcon won't run away). It's all pretty standard stuff, I seriously can't believe you've never spent a day at the movies eating crab and shrimp with your falcon, then taken a nice hot shower right before going home and going to sleep.

The prices in my concession stand have gone slightly up.

>"Sorry sir but our ice cream machine isn't working"
happens 50% of the time I go to Burger King REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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