Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

Previous:The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!

Claim :o

gay

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..Maybe

Shielder claim

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still here


and


well at least be up front with me
hello again

so what would you guys rate yourself on a scale from 1-10?

4

...

Every day is exactly the same
There is no love here and there is no pain

Yellow~
8 1/2

I'd like to see that :o

Bunhead is claimed

1-10 depending on how you mean it :o

yellow?

>

hiiiiiiii

Solid 7 here. High maintenance though.
You're not looking in the right places then.
>You bring me closer to God

attractiveness ya dingus -_-
:o

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i don't know then -_-

6, could probably push it up to a 7 if I bulked up and stopped looking like Christian Bale from The Machinist.
Being up front goes against my life philosophy.

Depends who's looking.
My ex (who i won't claim was the most mentally stable person) thought i was a 10. Realistically, probably closer to a 7 or so. Higher if you like tall or thin guys.

Like a solid 7.5

what do you mean by yellow
oh well then im bad at reading things

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A gay dude told me I was a 6/10, but I personally think I'm a 7

skub-loving POS

Will you bite the hand that feeds?

you're a 0 if you don't have blonde hair :o

gays usually have good taste :o
I like feminine boys, though tall and skinny is pretty good, unless you're 6'5 and 100 pounds like an old band friend of mine

I try to kill it all away

I did when i was a kid. Bright fuckin white almost. I imagine it would lighten back up if i went in the sun a lot, but as it is, it's brown.
Closer to 6'2 145ish.

Don't fret precious I'm here,

you get a 0 from me -_-

>tfw my ex gfs dad told me I look like a girl

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its like saying "hello" but in an immature way :p

oh well ok then ill try to remember that

Bummer. That's ok though, i wasn't look for the hitler mark of approval.
>he married a brunet, so i'm not out yet.

Cute.
Boys that look like girls are actually the best kind of boys.
No homo

you're too adorable ;-;

You lost me

hot :o

sorry i meant as in i wont understand too well unless its up front

And a word to the wise, when the fire dies, you think its over but its just begun

Disconnect and self destruct one Bullet at a time

some days I consider learning how to do makeup and dressing up like a girl so I can livestream myself playing Overwatch while pretending to be a girl and live off donations from lonely fags on the internet. It's not that I'm gay, I just like money.

All other waifus are trash. Get wrekt, sink weeblords.

Do I care if you hate me, do you wanna know the truth? C'est la vie, adios, good riddance, fuck you!
>how edgy we going

I don't see why you wouldn't at that point.

Also you might be gay, but who am I to judge.

Where's her penis?

Good morning everyone

Such a seasonal boat

2014 called, they want their speedslut back.

A sesonal boat would be saratoga

hi chara

ahh why is her face all red? it's cute
no u~

Wheres Sabertoga Tohsaka?

Arguably Shimakaze is the least seasonal boat, since she has basically been the mascot since launch.

Now entry level, that she is.

there is nothing gay about money my man

Heya, how are you?

There's nothing gay about fucking a cute boy wearing girls clothes either. Or so I've been told.

Your waifu couldn't possible get worse unless it were Trash-chan herself.

>can never be too edgy

Hey God! Don’t you worry about me
I’m doing fine without your generosity

I can't think of a more slutty and seasonal boat than Shimakaze really or well, like said
Entry level trash

To be fair... that is probably a market no one explored yet...

Morning, I'm pretty well, thanks for asking.
What about you?
hey there tomoko!

in that scene i dont remember but she is always cute
sleep well?

Good to hear! I'm doing alright! Tired though, should sleep soon...

>oh
Its just one of those days, where you dont wanna wake up

arguably she is seasonal since she is the most sexualised boat, at least from all the boats i have saw

Alright, that's too far.

We don't want cancer, get your fucking limp Bizkit out of here.

Yeah and I didn't completely oversleep like yesterday
I should change my alarm from waking up at 7am to 9am.
Can't get up at 7...

Well then, going to bed seems like a good plan

But muh edge...

was it love at first sight?

There's a difference between edge and faggotry.

You havent seen Kashima or Hamakaze

or Atago.

why do you need up at 7?
It was more like who is this and then I looked into it. first pic I saw >

I really fail to see the connection between being sexualised and being seasonal, seasonal is basically another word for flavor of the month (in this case anime season), girls like Rem, Megumin etc.

For Shimakaze that time has been long gone, the same way I have to stop myself from calling Ryuko or the other Kill la kill girls seasonal trash.

Alright, fine...
I tried to kill the pain, but only brought more

>Kill me

it's like she's in prison calling for you

I needed to get up and go to therapy which started at 11am. So I had to get up at 7 am, get ready, leave at 9am and be there at 11am.

Why though

Why would anyone ever do that?

Maybe next year.

I'm going to pull out your spinal cord and strangle you with it...

Waifu status: claimed

Yay, another Rwbyfag.

Way too far.

It's awful, isn't it?

Yeah i think those screen pics are adorable
well it sounds like you can get up at 8

Thanks fellow RWBYfag

I don't think you're that bad...

Morning Angelica
Sounds like a real pain for the back though

That's a long way to go without sleep, you sure you can pull through that?

>hand still here
This is not the most current pic of your waifu

Yeah, I just highly dislike, getting up and ready and leaving asap.
I want one hour or so just for sitting there and staring in the air

Your pain will end the moment you stop breathing.

Still waiting for volume 4 drawings master

yeah same i like to just lay about a bit before getting up as well

I even tried to tone it back... you just arent even edgy, are you?
Horrible. Awful. Semi seasonal.
Im able to wake up at 6:50 and be out the door heading to work at 7 am.

hehe so what's up for you? why are up so early?

I can't walk the Razors edge anymore.

Here's a cute pic of my waifu.

uh nothing just posting. I havent gone to sleep yet

Oh. I'm not suicidal. I'm just poking fun at Megumin because seasonal waifus came up, and someone did a mix between my waifu and Megumin.
>It's bad
It really is. Was funnier to post back when there were actually megu posters around though.

I think it will even end when you pull the spinal cord out. I mean, you're effectively paralyzing me. Maybe I'll even die from the shock

fair enough

You monster

the cold temperatures and my cats lying on me, warming me up aren't making it easier for me to stand up though

Do you doubt me, a random poster of waifu on the internet?

I was just joking as if you said "It's awful" as in you're awful. Good that you're not suicidal though!