TASSIE THREAD!

TASSIE THREAD!

Last night was a good one
Anything Tassie related. Sluts, drugs, rumors, etc

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7109, ayy lad

7310 here mate!

Ur the same guy dude your always posting shit here. And Tasmania is fucking shit! Fucking so glad you broke off from the mainland. Go fuck off you hillbilly cousin fucker Western Australia master race!!!

How's your night going?

I have to admit it is quite the shit hole but acting as if WA is a lot better is pretty fucking funny

>Calls someone a "hillbilly"
>Western Australian

Mainlanders dont call it that, fellow taswegian

Call it the mainland?
I think most of them believe tassie is a separate country

These threads ARE GREAT

They just take time to get going

I disagree with the nudes though
very tasteless and cruel

That's Sup Forums for you

Where's skeg?

Who's skeg?

Now,
If someone chooses to put up their own image that is a different story

You a dude or chick?

Have any of Hobart people ever seen the Aurora Australis? (The southern lights, not the boat)

I've never seen it, but really want to. I don't think it's as visible in the northern parts of the state

you can see it sometimes from mount wellington

Have you seen it from there first hand?

7015 reporting in, how you all going?

Anyone involved with USA day in lonny?

7170 here

who's the gif from? Kinda looks like Kotori Itsuka, but the ribbons and the hair are somewhat different

wtf is usa day?

It's where septic loving locals get together and hope for closer ties to North America
Cunt's all of them
Should be deported

Wtf I love Usa now

You were saying? Sup cunts?

7248, you con music kids here again?

But what do they actually do?

Look at muscle cars and eat shit cover in melted cheese.

How many people turn up to this shit?

Few hundred I guess. Breaks the monotony I guess.

Anyone got good stories or rumours around Lonny? And can we all agree Harbeck is a fucknuckle?

So...

So it's not really a serious attempt to develop some sort of relationship between the US and the city of Launceston? haha

Yeah just sounds like something different for locals to do

Just people who like American "culture"

7250

Trevallyn? Wave out your window bro, I can probably see you across the river!

You the fella from newnam?

7216 :)

7248 mowbray.

Surley you posted this?

7248 Mowbray fella

Anyone know this chick?

Nope. She from Launceston?

Indeed. Ahhh brittony...

Could tell it was you

Nobody knows carlotta.

I'm tbat obvious? Sheeeeit...

> caregiver for 90-year-old mother
> she wants to move to tasmania
> no sewage system, house needs poo pit
> no plumbing, house needs rain barrels and filters
> internet is "a piece of frayed string tying a dead horse's cock to his balls." - Yahtzee Croshaw

the kicker is, i don't know anyone down there who sells weed. wat do?

Tasmania is an irrelevant shithole, but what the fuck is a Western Australia?

it's where Gina Rinehart is paying people to dig up the country and sell it to China. Perth is the home of wannabe playboys like Trump.

How do you know her? You know if she sleeps around much?

What is a Perth?

like the John Frum cargo cult? HAHAHAHAH oh wow.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Frum

Apparently so buddy. I remember weird things though.

jesus, those jokes about inbred tasmanians weren't jokes, were they?

I'm tall and a passive aggressive bitch.
As are my friends
I will work night shift when necessary.
I have an affinity for Chad and his pig mates
What career should I take up?

I said I didn't know who carlotta from the NW was. Or that her tits are disappointing irl, but she knows how to eat cock like a pro.

This guy...

What's wrong with her tits? Got pics? Is she easy?

Haha, I'm from the Sydney, the only relevant city in this country. Sounds like someone isn't enjoying WA lifestyle. I visited Karratha once, on a connecting flight to Barrow Island. It's a shithole.

Someone at work almost fucked the kitchen up

Lmao wtf happened there?

No pics sadly. I dunno, guess I was just expecting something else. Huuuge nips.

Loves talking dirty. Just telling her what I wanted to do to her for a few weeks was enough. Not that I know her.

Left the hotplate on all night. Came into it this morning. Shit was insane

What were you dealing with? How messy was it? How close was it to burning the joint down?

Sydney... fuck man, that place just has no soul. Sure it's important but its just like, "here's a city and some landmarks, act important"

Where was this?

This close

They look kind of saggy, are they? So is she a slut, or did you just get lucky? Actually fuck, or just bj?

Might have a crack when she pops back for a bit

"Sydney.. is the brown smell of politics in action. It's the sound of syringes crunching underfoot on the beach. So why go to prison? Come to Sydney!"
- John Clark, "Gillisee"

Melbourne "We have trams and hipsters"
Perth............ Wait what is a perth?
Darwin "We were bombed once, thats about all"
Adelaide irrelevant
Tasmania inbreds
Brisbane "We have some theme parks, and some big fruit."

Definitely slut. Not saggy just... weirdly proportiones I guess.

Go for it bro. Just be forward.

Sydney is stuck in 1952. horrible fucking orange brick RSL style buildings everywhere. toll gates on every road in and out. i was glad to pay the toll, just to leave.

Ah Sydney, poor mans Melbourne

Where am I boys? U guys should know this

Well fuck lmao

Where are you from?

Too much mainland shit, not enough tassie tits.

How do you know? Like how many guys do you know she's fucked?

Any proof you've actually been with her? Messages, pics?

>Adelaide irrelevant

Adelaide is 1/3 churches, 1/3 red wine outlets and 1/3 abandoned buildings where serial killers hide the bodies.

"Snowtown" was a documentary, you know.

Who here sae Great Moscow Circus in Hobart?????

Ulvi?

There's seven toll roads, but okay fag.

Ah melbourne, Sydney wannabe's

I wanna be at Capri . Someone else posted this

You're trying to convince me that Adelaide is 'relevant' by telling me all it has is churches, wine outlets and abandoned buildings..? k.

hey! Sydney has a LOT more gay surf lifesavers, short, tubby, hairy lesbians, heroin addicts, fat crooked businessmen in their fifties and accountants who wear wire-frame glasses than Melbourne.

Melbourne has more Greeks than Sydney. the only city in the world with MORE Greeks than Melbourne is.. Athens.

No idea. Ive literally said every post I don't know her. I made it all up. Just go for it dude.

i didn't say it was relevant.

>I'm tall and a passive aggressive bitch.
>As are my friends
>I will work night shift when necessary.
>I have an affinity for Chad and his pig mates
>What career should I take up?
This cartoon has potential, any more?

...

Thank fuck, couldn't be arsed arguing such a pointless topic.

That's the thing Sydney people don't get, we're not jealous, it's 5 million fuckn foreigners and a fuckn cunt of a game called rugby that no one goes and watches

Well you obviously know her name haha. How do you know that?

You from the nw or lonny?

What we all up to?

>fuckn cunt of a game called rugby that no one goes and watches

>Tennis is being held in Melbourne right at this moment

kys

Is that the bitch from the Capri ads??

Lonny. You always ask about her.

Yeah man. Went to college with her

Which 7015 are you at?

Well how do you know her?

Nice always wondered what those titties looked like