Ok just stole a galaxy tab, how do i proceed?

ok just stole a galaxy tab, how do i proceed?
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Jamal...

I'll bump for you, but I have no idea.

Give it back you thieving cunt.

dye skin black.

return it you fucking thief

Try shoving it up your ass, nigger.

looks like woody harrelson on o.j. simpson

reboot it

while its rebooting
hold volume down button
you should see
some options
select format
and then it should reboot

Press down the home button, the down volume switch and the on button at the same time

raise your right hand and proclaim that you are a faggot for stealing inferior tech

nice

I'm more interested in the pic. Tell me more about that bundling.
How are big are the main runs there must be as big around as a tree.
Those fiber connects?

or what he said

Retrieve it to the original owner, negro scum.

give it back, nigger/spic

dunno it just looks sick

1. go into settings
2. find advanced settings
3. shove phone up your arse
4. beg forgiveness for being a thieving shit stain on humanity

he doesnt even know how to operate a galaxy so what makes you think he has a clue what the pic is

turn on music, open the camera app, and leave it on the charger.
>I only answered because those wires are so satisfying

Looks like coaxial cables. I work in a CCTV department, we have the same thing in our surveillance server room.

>go to boot menu (do the thing with holding down several switches like the other guy said
>select reboot
>Open settings
>delete system 32
>download winrar
>shoop da whoop
>buttseks
>kill yourself

nice fucking word, retrieve, you fucking idiot. it was a nice effort, i'll give you that. i mean with the picture and all. especially with the burden of having to select the file—trying to increase the impact of your comment—you built it all up with this proper punctuation and capitalization and even a filename.

>retrieve
fuckin retard

Top lol, you win over 9000 Internets

Is it some clean cable porn ?

>Taking the bait
>Thinking you haven't taken the bait

kinda depends on how much does og owner care
if he really wanted his phone back he could give a statement at the police station take the copy of that statement to his mobile service provider fill a form and they will track the phone down.
if your have anything illegal at your place keep it low key

Hahahahahahahahahaahahaha ratings mate. What is it?

OP here,fuck it, cable porn thread