But its WEEEEEIRD

but its WEEEEEIRD

I can't find the original, but this is just one that Roy edited to bug me.
I can't explain even what I like about it. It's weird. Probably because I don't have a foot fetish and I find feet a bit unattractive? I dunno.

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I don't think wearing shoes while naked is weird at all

because you're WEEEEIRD

He said in a thread about homosexual animals

I dont even like furry shit

That makes you even weirder

That one image is weird because it looks like a fucking girl. I hope it is.
Fuck trap shit.

which one

Traps are love

This

not a girl bruh, ass is 2 phat
gotta know how them artists opr8

This is why I eat ass

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fatty fat fat

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cummy cum cum

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Zaryss loves fatties.

i love fat butts

And fat bellies.

fat is a bit much, i like big bellies

We all know you love the flubby tummies.

flubby? what?

You love the jiggle.

yiff in hell etc.

i prefer having something to cuddle

I don't know names I just like size difference, though this being the upper limit of it.

Plus femboy x femboy is basically lesbian porn

Cuddle with jiggly bellies.

thanks for ripping that ol' band-aid off

if the man's got an okay belly i'm okay with that

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Rub my belly.

Rub it.

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my hands are cold

My belly is warm.

no u

Rub my belly.

ITT Snarf is a broken record

Only if you're a shota catboy

I'm stuck at the VA and bored.

I dunno what VA is besides "voice actor."

he really wants his belly rubbed

isn't hunnibuns supposed to rub your belly

Veteran's Affairs.

He's busy filling out forms.

The word triggers me for some reason.

r u a veteran
r u having an affair

Hunnibuns is a vet. He was injured in the army.

Hopefully you get whatever you need taken care of before they cut all the staff

Sorry to hear it. Glad he's alright (I hope).
I could never do / don't want to do military stuff, so props to anybody who does it.

your bf was a vet? What mos?

I'm considered doing the officer thing after graduating before

two errors in one sentence
or one error depending on perspective
I could've either said "I've" instead of "I'm" and that would've made it correct, or I could've said "considering" and deleted the before and it would've been correct

Do you really think you could handle it?
I'd probably just want to cut and run after starting if I had to.

I actually think I'm pretty resilient

Like I'm very lazy, but if I'm in a situation I tend to force my way through it rather than giving up.

No real way to know unless I tried though

He damaged his knees during basic. Now winter fucks them up.

He was injured during basic, so the GI bill covers him.

I mean I might like being worked like a dog during training because I like exercise and physical improvement, but I dunno if I'm mentally strong enough for it.
I hope my knees don't explode from all the running I do.
Hope this ends as well as it can, considering the situation.

oh ok

huh, kaen washed out I wonder if he gets anything similar or what

I think the mental part I would have down but I deadass feel like I'd get private pyled in basic

I'll pretend like I know what that means since I've heard the name before I think. I get the feeling of what it means.
Do cardiooooooo
I wish I was forced to my physical limits more.

character in full metal jacket, he gets bullied really hard by the DS and his fellow recruits, murders the DS and then shoots himself

>do cardio
I BEEN CARDIO, did some more today before showering and obvs on sunday

also I'm getting a treadmill very soon with more likelihood than I was previously confident

and yeah being FORCED to exert yourself is very different from just healthy exercise

Uh, that's no good.
Danke dood. I ate like shit on Sunday and felt down, but I said I'd give myself two times a week, and I feel better now.
What changed?
It's always better to be forced, in my opinion. I'm always too easy on myself when I have control of stuff.

I don't think I'd shoot myself but I feel like I'd probably get bullied a little. And probably deserve it.

I'll just not exercise two days a week.

Well, I'm buying it myself, for starters, doing it after I get my first few paychecks this semester.

That's why comfort is the bane of strength.

also I just realized you post white dog since its terrible eating habits fit you

Terrible eating habits go well with the self-deprecating memes of this age.

Definitely deserve it, wimp.
I try to run three days a week. And then there's all the other exercise I do. Basically is every day.
Epic loot, bro. Meanwhile I'll be seeing if I can actually not spend all my income.
I want to be strong, but my mind never seems to agree when it makes decisions.

He got his claim in.

If he served post 9/11 he might be.

To be fair, I'd probably eat a lot better if I had a bf like Sighs does.

Does that guarantee anything, or is it just that now he has a chance?

he served, like, a month ago.

3 days a week is the semi intense cardio but I always do a bunch of exercises when I wake up just since it makes the rest of the day feel better.

>I want to be strong, but my mind never seems to agree when it makes decisions.
that feel.

>To be fair, I'd probably eat a lot better if I had a bf like Sighs does.
>he admits his loneliness at last

How many slices of pizza is too many

there's like 300 in a biggish one, so...probably 3 if you eat 3 meals a day.

Is this a trick question

The whole thing.

>semi intense
HARDER
I wish I could just write down a schedule and adhere exactly to what I wrote. That'd be a cool power.
I'd be even more self conscious if there were the possibility that someone else might see my body.
Though it depends on the type of pizza. Thin crust? Chicago?

He has a chance.

Then he may be covered. He should look into it.

i don't wanna say I do intense cardio until I can run as far as you can. It's not the same.

>I wish I could just write down a schedule and adhere exactly to what I wrote. That'd be a cool power.
I know a girl who can do that. She's quite crazy.

And you get over it pretty fast after the first time and they're into it.

I'll let him know

>doing cardio

>being fat
er, I mean, t h i c c

This. Cardio is for fags

I cannot stand just cardio It has to be acompanied by a sport.
I do weight room 3 days a week and badminton the other two.

A chance is good enough.
Well, better than no chance, at least.
I also need to go farther.
I would like to be crazy.
Bloating / water retention due to sodium and just large quantities of unhealthy food is pretty bad. I also have to wait a day or two after eating excessively for my lower stomach to actually return to normal because, well, the food is still inside of me.

No I'm just retarded and don't know how to take care of myself

>house republicans make abortion harder for poor women
>meaning more black babies
god DAMMIT you idiot cucks

I would probably play tennis every day if I had an indoor court and friends to play with.

Like I said, you'd get over it. If you spend time with someone naked often enough both of you get accustomed to the imperfections. It's pretty chill after, like, once.

>friends to play with
this is why the exercise classes at school are nice
no friends needed, just money

yeah fuck that
I'll just do cardio and play melee instead, melee's better anyway

I'll never get accustomed to my own imperfections, even if the other person theoretically is.
I don't know the feel.

you need friends to play melee though.

do u run

melee is the worst game of all time

I mean I still hate them too, but like

when you're with someone you don't feel it so much

I have melee friends

If you are not perfect no one will ever want you and you should kill yourself at age 30.

not really only need a town and nerds

true it's questionable whether any of them are actual "friends" except for like the one guy

hi nibi

Yeah like 7-8 miles three times a week now if I can. It hasn't been consistent, especially last semester.
I don't want to be with anyone else because of all the shit that's wrong with me.
I ain't making anyone deal with that shit.
Exaaactly.
You get me.

>except for like the one guy
is it the guy who complains about everything

your mental issues are probably bigger than the physical stuff...but I think some of them would be solved by a relationship

naw

I mean you're definitely not wrong.
As I said, I'm fairly certain that I'd more actively try to improve if I were to somehow get in a relationship, simply due to the fact that there's a pair of eyes on me.
Trouble is that it's the getting in that's exceptionally difficult in these circumstances.

>I don't want to be with anyone else because of all the shit that's wrong with me.
>I ain't making anyone deal with that shit.

I can only be with someone when I'm better
I cant let someone make me better cause I'm not good enough
I'm not good enough so I can't be with someone
cyclic depression and degradation of self-worth.