who else here /fastfoodjob/?
>working drive thru
>"Hi i'd like to place an order to go?
>no shit
>making food
>uhhh there's supposed to be avocado on this
>it's under the cheese maam
>she lifts up cheese
>there's avocado
>this is avocado?
>yes maam that's avocado
>hmm ok then
>can I get a cinnamon bagel and a cheese bagel
>I get him the bagels
>he pulls one out
>what is this?
>that's the cheese bagel
>oh, then what's this?
>that's the cinnamon bagel
>oh ok. thanks.
need more fast food stories
Bumping for potential
hehe
another good one
>nig nog brings his sandwich back up to the food counter
>yo there's a feather in my sandwich
>what the fuck man
>he pulls out a 6 inch feather
>this mother fucker is bigger than the actual sandwich
>no chance in hell we put that in there
>uhhhh, yeah, it was on the turkey in my sandwich
>wat
>take the feather
>it's plastic
>inform him that it's a plastic feather
>look cuz i donno how it got there, i just want my money back
>manager gives him his fucking money back
>mfw
Sure
>work grill
>work 8 hour shift
>go home
I think that sums it up fairly well
not really an annoying customer, but this one made me kek
>lots of old people frequent our restaurant
>about a week before the presidential election one of them brings in a roll of toilet paper with hillary's face on it
>doesn't do anything with it, just puts it on his table
>occasionally uses it as a napkin
I left an upper decker in the toilet at my restaurant once.
>in the back, grabbing stuff from the refrigerator to restock my line
>hear a really loud boom
>figure it's thunder, it's been rainy
>but it was really loud
>go back up front
>old lady literally drove through our wall
>there's a solid 10 feet between the parking lot and the store
>she drove up on the curb, and kept going
>front door doesn't lock for weeks
>get endless jokes from customers about 'the wrong kind of drive thru'
>have to fake laugh when im dying inside
>really busy night, line is crazy and people are still coming in
>friend of mine is the only one working the front
>he's in panic mode
>boss sees it's busy so comes out the office calm, cool and collected
>walks past me and other kitchen worker
>tips hat
>calmly walks and get a straw
>calls friend over away from his work and into the kitchen
>hands him the straw
>"Here you go user, this is your lucky straw"
>friend just stands there for a minute
>boss pats his shoulder and walks out the front door to go home
>the end
not me but my brother
>still relatively new at job
>somebody didn't show up
>brother has to cover for them by making a shitload of waffle bowls
>also happens to be the day that the regional manager is visiting that store or something
>brother just keeps making waffle bowls
>shift ends, starts walking out to car
>manager follows him out
>calls out to him
>Hey, you there
>brother turns around
>You did a damn fine job on those waffle bowls today
>walks back in store
>brother becomes the designated waffle bowl maker because he's the only one who can actually remember all the steps to making them
I have a boss like this, you can be up shit's creek and he'll just look at you and ask why your area is so dirty
Sorry for laughing at your pathetic life OP.
Seriously.
it's ok, I laugh at it too.
stay in school kids
OP: whenever i get fast food, i always make sure i choose something simple from the menu, i order it clearly without mumbling, i always have exact change and i always thank them with sincerity, because, hell, you people are selling me food that keeps me alive. am i an asshole?
>selling me food that keeps me alive
Fatfag detected
>be working counter alone, night shift.
>coworker stepped outside to smoke, huge pothead.
>he'llbeuselessallnight.jpg
>customer walks in, door is open for so long, the bell rings thrice.
>this is the coming of the beast.
>she must weigh over 300 lbs, clothes stained all to shit.
>I think she was wearing shorts but who can know? Her legs were so fat they fused together into a massive trunk of flesh.
>she approaches the counter, jowls quivering.
>slaps a massive hand down on the counter to steady herself, catch her breath.
>I'm anticipating the order of my life, a full fucking feast for Queen Lardissa, Empress of Enormity.
>She opens her mouth...
>Fucking bees fly out.
>Bees everywhere, bee alarm goes off.
>First bee response team shows up.
>mfw it's just Jerry Seinfeld
>mfw he just wants a taco to go.
>mfw I remember I've never had a food service job in my life because I'm not a piece of shit.
>yfw you read this hoping for an iota of entertainment to draw you away from the endless despair of knowing your life is spiraling downward and you're nothing but a small cog in a large machine which rolls ever onward and no one will ever remember your name.
>mfw I have no face.
you are the hero fast food needs
I fucking hate people who mumble and then get pissed at you because you can't hear them, then they get pissy if their order is wrong because I couldn't hear them
fat people stories plz
>working register
>ham planet comes in
>start to recognize her
>horn rimmed glasses and everything, this bitch will get triggered at anything
>start to test the limits
>comes in with a friend one day
>I say "hope you guys have a nice day!"
>she looks bothered
>keep doing this
>"how are you guys doing today?"
>keep on referring to her and her friend as "you guys"
>eventually we get a comment online about how a cashier is assuming genders and it's just another way that white men are asserting their privelage over the minorities
>I don't work on the register any more
>feelsgoodman
are you one of those Breatharians who claims to be able to live off fresh air and the love energy of the universe and who sneaks out for cheeseburgers when you think nobody's watching?
also "Jasmuheen" has to be the stupidest fake guru name ever.
gotchu fam
i know service jobs feel like slavery, and if i can lighten someone's burden i like to think it makes life a bit more tolerable.
sif not give that bitch diet coke on the downlow for as long as possible.
or accidentally keep trying to give it to her
>oh sorry i thought you ordered the diet coke
I got a funny story With a fast food worker
> wait in line for some fucking chicken place
> don't remember name of the shitty chicken
>anyhow ask for a bucket and some potato salad
> immigrant working
> what?
>I want a bucket of chicken and potato salad please
>we sell some salad over here
>brown basted points at the salad bar in front of him
> and we have some potatoes in the back of the store but we don't sell them together?
>I look at this man dumbfounded for a good 5 seconds
>no I want a potato salad
>well we don't sell potatoes and salad together
>wtf
> I gave up told him just the chicken
>fucking never went back
>chicken was dry anyhow
How the fuck do you not know what a potato salad is?
another one from when I was on register
>family of 4 comes in
>mother and father are both enormous
>have to hold on to counter to keep their gravity from pulling me in
>kids are well on their way too, must be about 6 and 8 years old or something
>every single one of them orders 2 full meals
>like a whole sandwich and a whole salad
>not a ceasar salad
>some shit like the barbecue salad
>with extra dressing
>but it's healthy because salad
>anyway, get to their total
>8 full meals is about 70 dollars or so
>parents start bitching about why they never go out to eat
>because it always costs 70 dollars to feed a normal sized family
>start talking about how our pricing is preventing them from feeding their family on a daily basis
>obviously not you fat fucks
>they leave and never come back
>takes a whole week for me to get readjusted to earth's normal gravity
What? No, I just go to the groceries and buy/prepare my own food.
you joke but this shit happens all the time, especially with new years resolutions and shit
>which salad has the fewest calories? I'm trying to watch my weight
>tell her the salad with like 80 calories because its literally lettuce and some onions
>ok I'm gonna go with that, a large caramel latte with extra whipped cream, and a cinnamon roll
YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT LOSING WEIGHT MEANS DO YOU
This should be a fast food/fat fuck stories. I like the fat fuck stories they good.
Thats funny shit. Have a (you)
One time with a fast food worker.
>Be me
>Order McDees
>Really busy
>Wait for 45mins
>Still nothing
>Forfuckssakes.jpeg
>2 hours pass
>Go to counter
>Other bitch is unleashing hell on the poor overworked lady.
>Bitching about food taking too long.
>Wailing fat bitch leaves.
>I turn, tell the lady "where the fuck is my order"
>She begins apologizing and all
>I explain to her how I don't need no apology, I just wanna know if my shit is ready or not.
>She says it's almost done, and thanks me for not bitching at her.
Fast forward 5 mins
>Lady calls my number.
>I pick up my shit.
>She thanks me again for being understanding and apologizes for the wait saying she "left me a present"
>Wtf
>Check bag
>3 free McChickens.
>Mfw
Then you know that your body consumes a certain amount of calories per day, and that number is all that matters in terms of gaining/losing weight. So just because someone eats fast food doesn't mean they're a fat ass if they get a normal amount of food. Whether or not it's healthy is beside the point.
>working at subway
>old ass invalid comes in
>can I have roast beef and ham?
>ask him if he wants the subway club (it's the same price but he would get turkey on it too)
> "no I want roast beef and ham"
> explain to him why the club is a better value
>he doesnt listen so i make the sub
>we get to the register and he asks why he got charged for extra ham on his roast beef
>explain that we dont have a sandwhich thats just roast beef and ham so I had to charge him for a roast beef with ham added
>he calls me an idiot and demands to speak to the Manager
>im working alone
>he asks again to speak to the manager
>his shitty alzheimer brain kicks on
>he gazes around the room
>the old fuck farts and drops his sandwhich
>smell shit rising from his drawers
>mr. fredrickson lookin ass walks out slams his shirt in his door and almost hits a car pulling out of the parking lot
>his face when
So by that logic 2000 calories of vegetables is the same as 2000 calories of McDonald's
>selling me food that keeps me alive
Read that. Implies that he eats fast food every single day
you waited 2 god damned hours at mcdonalds? what the fuck is wrong with you?
Bump for more
>that one family who comes in and puts napkins over every part of the table
you mean 2000 calories = 2000 calories, yeah I think the math is correct on this one.
Not fast-food, but food runner at semi high-end place.
>Take food to table
>Set the couple's plates down
>Standard looking man
>Wrinckley olds eurohag
>Ask if they would like grated cheese
>Man-no
>Witch from the swamps-no, pepper
>"I'm sorry, what?"
>"Salt and pepper!!!!!"
>Eye contact as I'm processing the rudeness and entitlement.
>I cheese food not salt and pepper it
>Point at center of table
>"That's salt and pepper."
>Turn 180° and run more food
>Mfw
Bamp for moar. These are fun.
>be manager
>bang 16 yo employees
It's a sweet gig
>be cake decorator at grocery store
>'specialist (guy who tells you everything is wrong) comes in
>he's actually bro tier for a corporate suit
>is with two douchy higher ups, including company international vice president.
>VP: These cakes all look great.
>specialist: user here is one of the best in the company. He should be the region trainer.
>my manager: That isn't a real position. It hasn't been in over a decade
>VP: Well, they are good. Do you want to be the district trainer, user?
>me: -flails arms over my head- CAKES
>all salaried individuals present stare uncomfortably
>my boss just starts laughing her ass off.
And that's why I'm still just a wage slave, but fuck, I can't imagine anything worse than trying to train random dickheads how to squeeze frosting sacks, even for a 'salary'
made me kek
>implying she didnt spit in them
kek'd hard good one user
Calories are calories no matter where they come from, but mcdonalds is very calorie dense so the size of something and the amount of food you can eat is not much.
As a Trump supporter, I will continue to eat the food you make while simultaneously berating you for the job you have. Get over it.
Top KEK
2000 calories is 2000 calories you dumb fuck. But you'll be able to eat a fuckton of veggies to get to 2k compared to fast food
Are people really this stupid?
God bless you
Here's a funny ching chong story being where I work is full of chinks
>Be me
>be working
>Ching chong co-worker's gf broke up with him
>He's basically on the verge of suicide
>Tell him to just end it
>Asks me why
>tell him because he couldn't please his girl like the white man she went too
>Chink starts screaming in Chang language
>Boss comes out of office
>What the fuck are these normies doing
>Boss goes on Sup Forums just like me
>Doesn't like the chink either
>Asks why hes screaming in ching chong
>Co-worker tries to explain, IN CHING CHONG
>Boss says get the fuck out and go eat some cats
>Kekked so hard that day
>Got a raise
>mfw
720179152
Porn or gtfo
He must have been a potato himself
>Porn or gtfo
Jesus fuck i'm autistic
things that never happened for 100, alex
top kek this can't be true
Dead serious all this happened, Also go to school man why you drop all your classes. You're 18 and it's your last year in high school
>be me
>working at mcDees
>these lil fags come in
>gotta be 12
>order justwater cups and apple pies
>fuckinhomos.jpg
>see them getting ketchup
>why
>see them drinking it and giggling
>one kid get fat kid a soda
>soda has ketchup in it
>I'm smirking it's kinda funny
>fat kid gets straw and downs that shit
>herewego!
>he starts throwing up apples and ketchup
>guess who cleans that shit
Fuck fat pre teens man
Kinda similar
>work at hat shop
>customer walks in
>"y'all sell hats?!?"
>waits for the room to erupt with laughter
>I have to fake laugh the pain away
>I hear this fucking "joke" every day by some jackass who thinks they are the funniest person on earth
I hate the hat shop
>"Boss goes on Sup Forums just like me"
Smells like bullshit.
...
why not just give him a subway club without the turkey?
Let it out user
tell us about the hat shop
k e k
I'm glad I'm not the only one that thought this
Look at the piggy try to fatsplain itself
>^
no but I worked at CVS when I was 18 as my first job for beer money. I was super retarded at it and never really trained on how to do anything. heres a few mini green texts of my retarded moments:
>be on the register
>customer asks to buy stamps
>had no idea we sold stamps
>find some stamps on the shelf under the register
>customer asks how much
>see no barcode on them
>"Uhh, I think they are free? I don't know."
>customer gets excited and takes them all
>haitian manager comes out of no where calling for the lady to come back but shes already out the door
>asks me what is wrong with me?
>I shrug
>stamps aren't free apparently
>different day, fathers day morning
>sleeping in
>phone keeps ringing
>finally answer it
>its CVS asking me where I am and I was supposed to be in at 8
>at this point I never check my schedule because its posted in the managers office and the door is always locked
>get to work and the lines are out the door for fathers day cards
>only ever been on the register once
>fumble through it
>in the process I forget to activate an itunes card and accidently not charge a customer for $300 worth of photos and picture frames
>one of my managers tells me it may not end well for me
>I kinda just shrug not really worried about being fired
>nothing ever happens
it was honestly the worst job I'll probably ever have. shitty co workers, no structure or organization among the 6 managers I had and nobody trains you for shit. I'm 23 now so this is going back but apparently that store manager still works at that store because I know a kid who recently worked there.
you win the most unfunny greentext in this thread award
congrats user
Where do you work now?
Where to start?
Well the manager is a balding manlet with a greasy ponytail. Assistant manager is his wife, she's as big as a cow, missing front teeth from years of Meth use. All they do is yell at one another about stupid hat stuff. She cry's once a week from this. It makes customers extremely uncomfortable. Shall I continue?
GEICO
What the fuck. You're charging $17.50 for a sandwich and a salad at a fast food place? Are the sandwiches all foot-long subways with extra ingredients? And how gigantic are these fucking salads that you can justify calling them "Full meals" and charging $8.75 each? A salad, when referring to the kind that is mostly made up of greens, is not a full meal. It's an appetizer. You would have to add at least a chicken thigh's worth of meat to a salad to make it an entree.
This story just sounds like bullshit.
Yes. That's why hamplanets think they're healthy when they eat three pizzas and drink a diet coke. Can't be the diet. Drank diet coke. Must be genetics.
Oh shit i got one
> Be me working at McDonald's
> Working on the back
> Suddenly my co-worker did not show up
> Had to cover the register
> Not really a busy day but enough to get me annoyed
> Hamplanet goes in, tattoes and feminist glasses and haircut
> ohshitthisgonbegud.jpeg
> She had a son dressed as a girl
> omfg this is gonna be good
> hamplanet orders 4 20-piece combos
> How the fuck are three for you and one for the kid? i thought
> Whatever she pays me
> give her change and said to my coworker to put a boys toy on all bags
> 10 min later landwhale starts screaming
> WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK I AM FOR YOU TO DISRESPECT ME
> Manager was beside me talking about vydia while that happened
> He asks her whats wrong
> YOU FUCKING WHITE MEN PUT MALE TOYS ON OUR BAGS
> Makes no sense because we are all Mexicans
> Co worker and I laughing our asses off
> Manager seemed confused but suddenly got the joke
> Child says "Mommy I really like the toys in the bag please don't start"
> SHUT THE FUCK UP JENNIFER!
> omfg she named the boy Jennifer
> landwhale proceeds to try to get to the bag to punch us all
> she gets stuck
> tries desperately to swing at us
> Manager called the cops
> all was recorded
> She got arrested for attempting physical assault
> We gave the kid 1 free kids meal with 2 toys
> kid gets picked up by aunt
> She is apologizing, said it was all good
> Got the rest of the day off for making the manager loose his shit
> MFW
Best day at work
>be me
>working lunch rush
>couple of cops walk in
>one fat one indian
>dot, not feather
>fat cop orders double bacon cheese burger
>lolcannibalism.jpg
>also gets an apple pie
>and then ask me for 'leeter-cola'
>wtf is leeter-cola
>ask piggy what he means
>fat cop just keeps saying leeter-cola
>starts screaming at me
>LEETER-COLA
>LEE_TER_CO_LA
>leetercolaleetercolaleetercolaleetercola
>my sides are in orbit
>indian cop comes to see what the fus is about
>finally get the order sorted out
>co workers made sure to give piggy extra spit on his bacon burger
>mfw he ate it anyway
>mfw i'm syked for supertroopers two
>be me
>working at mcdonalds
>late night around 1am
>drunk people are coming in
>have to repeat things 3 times for the idiots
>girls come in drive through I'm getting their food
>one girl taps on the window
>open it
>she asks for her drinks
>give them to her
>she says I'm cute
>tell her thanks and her food is almost ready
>go back to putting shit in bags for people inside
>give some black guy his food
>get food for the girls
>hand it to them
>they laugh and take the food
>they drive off
cont...
This. Wow.
Never been to a restaurant, eh? When people say they're going out to eat they don't mean McDonald's.
>"Uhh, I think they are free? I don't know."
Fucking dead, this is so dumb it has to be real
Koolaid is a hell of a drug.
I work at food service at a theme park heres my story
>be me working on register on a very busy day
>working at a good pace
> then this sand nigger guest comes out nowhere
>starts yelling at me and demands that she gets a new icee
>icee cap kept popping out of the cup
>before i got her new icee she yells at me about stupid shit
>fuck this sand nigger
>get her icee and purposely spill icee on the lid
>give her icee
>demands that i clean the lid
>"sorry mam no can do i have to help the guest have a nice day"
>sand nigger leaves
Mad gay and not funny
>be 19 yr old faggot
>Working at a shitty Carl's jr
>Get fucking wetbacks coming in all the time
>So frustrating to try to communicate with them
>Some dude comes up
>In broken English
>Numero wahn
>You want the combo?
>Ya ya combo combo
>OKsure.jpg
>Aaaaand chicken tenders
>Combo on that too?
>Ya ya combo combo
>OK just to be sure, combos for both orders?
>Ya ya combo combo
>Charge him
>Wetback looks at the receipt
>In perfect English
>Why did you charge me for 2 combos I only wanted one???
>Mfw.
>thinking spitting on fast food is cool
I hope you're a fast food loser for the rest of your life, faggot.
And what happens when every single person follows that dumb ass ideology who's going to make you a burger then?
>around 2:30am we get slammed with a bunch of people
>have to send cars to pull ahead in the parking lot to wait for food
>see the girls again
>say welcome back and laugh a little
>one girl said she came back for me
>confused say oh okay
>tell them they have to pull ahead to wait
>they agree and pull up
>get food bring it out for some guy
>give him his food
>pretty sure he was smoking a joint
>the girls yell out YEAAAH
>smile and go back inside
>get their food in a small bag
>walk out
>get to the drivers door
>knock on window
>the back door opens
>say umm heres your food
>girls takes it and asks me to sit next to her
>say I really need to get back inside
>eventually give in and sit in the back seat
>say so what's up
>all three of the girls laugh
>girl sitting next to me puts her hand on my leg
>ohboy.jpeg
>she rubs my leg
>asks hows it going burger boy
>say good
>gulp
>her hand moves to my crotch
>ohfuckisthisabouttohappen
>she asks can she
>girls all laugh
>say yeah
>she pulls my cock out
>she laughs
>they yell small dick burger boy
>I get out of the car and hurry back inside
>go cry in the bathroom
I work at a local food store where trash shop
>hispanic man
>speaks like no fucking english
>wants to use our copier
>(we charge 12 cents a copy)
>begin ringing
>he wants a powerball
>totals to a little over 2 bucks with ticket and copies
>this fucker is saying I owe him money
>I show him plainly on the screen the money he owes me
>he can't fucking understand english
>has it worked out I owe him change when he didnt pay for the ticket yet
>starts writing a math equation out for me as if I'm not getting it
>"sir you just didn't give me money for the ticket, you have to do that"
>Ape does not understand and continues grunting math at me in spanish
>Manager is so fed up with this guy's stupidity that he makes me give him his fake ass refund so he will leave
>tfw he wins the powerball
Another one, used to work at subway with a bunch of dotheads coming in
>Some asshole with this T H I C C accent
>I want dooblonya
>Obviously misheard him
>Sorry what was that?
>Dooblonya.
>Wtf.jpg
>Ask him like 5 more time what he's saying
>Finally flat out tell him I can't understand you
>IM SPEAKING ENGLISH DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND ENGLISH?!
>Co-worker comes out
>Sir what would you like?
>Mfw PERFECT FUCKING ENGLISH
>Double onions pls
even though the manager knew it was BS, it's literally not worth the time you and your manager will take to argue with the customer over a 4$ sandwich.
Story 2, same store
>local disgusting hobo
>no teeth
>smells like the asshole of Davy Jones
>purchases cooking wine to get drunk
>fucking cooking wine
>comes back while still drunk on cooking wine to get more cooking wine
>has no money
>uses food stamps
>not lucid enough to type pin
>types 3 numbers and presses enter
>retries and does it again
>loudly exclaming with lack of teeth that he's having trouble
>smells like cooking wine and gonorrhea
>manager kicks him out
>working drive thru
>nig nog chick on acid or shrooms get out of car and yelling at menu
>"fuck this buger its got fucking octopus arms and shit"
>entire staff laughing asses off, even manager
>user taking order laughing thru entire order
>she comes around to my window
>"hey user boo thang, where's my food?"
>"it'll be out in one second, nigger"
>then gets out of car and is yelling at cooks through windows
>"y'all better not be puttin no octopus on my burger"
>entire staff laughing, I close the window
>chill manager decides to draw a octopus on burger wrap paper
>give it to nig
>freaks the fuck out, throws it at us and tries to speed away
>mfw she rams into car in front of us
>mfw she runs screaming some shit about octopus and shit
>mfw manager is laughing his ass off
I got more, cont?
>just finished a job and went to lunch
>tacobell because why the fuck not
>go to take a shit, no toilet paper
>cut to head of line to tell girl at the counter that the bathroom needs toilet paper
>GIRL LOOKS ME DEAD IN THE EYES AND SAYS
>"Sir, if the doors locked, somebodies in there."
>"wtf?"
>Repeat what I said and she just says "Oh"
>Wait 45 seconds and nobody's doing anything about the toilet paper situation
>I GOTTA SHIT WTF
>Go to lunch box and bring in my own toilet paper
>Lady knocks on door when Im almost done, 5-6 times saying she needs to refill the toilet paper
>Tell her "2 MINUTES!"
>walk back to the van with my 3-ply toilet paper
>get pizza instead from the Jet's across the street
>FUCK YOU TACO BELL.
it was from a movie you actual retard.
>not fast food but still asshole customer
>New Department Manager at Grocery Outlet
>ImMilfWhiteBitchThatGetsBlacked.jpg
>She's harassing a cashier about not wanting to pay 3.50 for milk
>Hear here yell for a manager
>I walk up anything i can help you with
>she tells me what she told cashier
>let her know only the owners can lower prices ans that we have cheaper milk
>she yells at me
>I cant help it i start laughing
>she starts yelling louder so i start laughing harder
>mfw dumb bitch slams a twenties on the table
You fucking idiots. You fell right into his shitty bait. OF COURSE 2000 cals of vegetables is different from 2000 cals of McDonald's. McDonald's is FAR better for you.
With 2000 calories of McDonald's you get your variety of beef, several different breads, lettuce, tomatoes, cheese, onions, pickles, apples, oranges, milk, eggs, pork, chicken, potatoes, etc., etc., etc.,
With 200 calories of vegetables, you get vegetables AND NOTHING ELSE. You are completely deprived of multiple nutrients essential for sustaining human life, and many more that are necessary for being healthy.
You could try a real job considering half the people that visit your store are stoned asf
you missed a few parts
>be miserable and have no energy left when you get off at 2:00 pm