Would you?

would you?

Not really she is fugly

For someone her size her tits are kind of underwhelming.

Not even if I lowered myself to your standards

No

She is disgusting inside and out

At this point,I would anything that vaguely resembles a human being.

Fo shiz

disgusting pig

hahahahah there's no way in fuck she has a thigh gap

No, but only because I dislike her as a person.

I would anything that is willing to show me minimal affection.

(you)

fucking faggits
i sware if u wuldnt hit this yer ether gey or dont no how 2 evan use ur own penis lol

Fat chicks with no tits are Earth's most pitiful creatures.

would you?

I would honestly fuck almost anything with a warm hole and no diseases

With a torpedo

i wouldn't touch her with yours, lad

well uh... yeah.

six pints

Anyone says no is lying.

Thought that was a bubble of snot.

Still gross, even after I realised my mistake.

>septum piercing
>in love with herself
>exhibitionist
Nope

Would you?

I've been with a chunky girl before, but much better looking. I guess that is opinion tho

I would but I'm not totally convinced she's not mentally retarded and I'm not sure of the legality of that kind of stuff

WOULD YOU FUCK OFF

JESUS CHRIST

EVERY SINGLE THREAD

EVERY SINGLE THREAD YOU POST THAT STUPID VACUOUS WHORE

I WOULDN'T MIND, BUT SHE LOOKS FUCKING GORMLESS EVERY TIME SHE MAKES A SEXY FACE

FUCK OFF MISSALICEPOSTER

She's a coalburner, so you know there's some mental illness there

No because that's a guy

Tiny mouth, thin lips = shit blowjob

Nah, she'd probably end up regretting it and accuse me of rape on Twitter.

i'd fuck creed tbhfsm

uh

Rolling for Amy Adams

rollan

Ebin, just what i wanted

>getting triggered by someone that is trying to trigger people

she's very smart and kind. she wrote this to one of his former obsessive tippers.

So jerry ive been thinking about this really hard, because i think that whats happened has become really dangerous for you and upsetting for me. You need to refocus yourself and get your life back on track so you can be happy and productive, so we cant talk anymore. you wont accept that we wont be together, and now its really put you in a bad place, the way youve been acting. you need to work hard, get your bills all up to date, look after yourself, eat well and go meet some new people, because we were never going to meet, I am just a cam girl and this is my job. I know this will make you feel sad but im only doing it because you arent looking after yourself and i dont like the thought of that. SO please listen to me, get yourself all sorted out so you can keep making music like you love to do, reconnect with your brother and explain things to him so you can be close again. Look after yourself and keep focussed on the important things in your life, ( your passions, and your HEALTH!) I will post your package this week so dont worry about that. I will still send you everything in it. Than kyou for all the nice things you did for me, and i hope you get everything sorted out really soon so you can relax.

8 get

> warm hole
> warm

Ooh, look at his Majesty over there, the hole has to be warm enough for him to fuck it.

Congrats

...

Fucking druid

damn...

7 GET

that's pretty awesome of her to be honest, pham

Enjoy!

roll

up all night to get lucky

God, no.

>would you?
Threadly reminder

Yay. Anne Perkins you beautiful tropical fish

Are there any attractive members of the UK office cast?

kekkkk

rollerino

dumb bitch wont take the gifts her beta orbiters send her for free???????????????????
ELIZA DIDNT SEND MY GIFTS BACKS THAT FUCKING PIGLET

I would if she was actually a nice person with a wifely personality but then only with the lights off and under the bed sheets for sole purpose of babymaking.

>Are there any attractive members of the UK office cast?
Not really..Rachel (series 2) was ok

Creed pls

Seriously no. The face is busted and the body isn't the good type of chubby.

It was nice of her to write that to you.

yes, but I have low standards and drink alot

I don't think she's even that fat, not like Lena Dunham is fat. She just has naturally wide shoulders and hips. She looks like the kind of person who looks fat even though she starves herself so her tits are never 100% saturated with tit juice.

Well, that's it I guess. Sup Forums is officially the new Sup Forums, it was fun while it lasted. I think the ghostbusters meme was the final shitposting straw. RIP Sup Forums 2012-2016

Yeah I would. I'm very desperate at this point.

>former obsessive tippers.
I gave no pity for these fucking animals. It's one thing to get pussy whipped by actual pussy, but how do you get so life-bent outta shape that you compulsively trade your money for some sense of validation... and then STILL get turned down.

She should have bled him dry.

JUST

As someone who's usually into "curvy" "high-test" women, she's really hard to get into despite not being that fat. Her body shape is just wierdly unattractive.

With a crowbar.

2222222

lol no she would never give her address or even a PO box address. sending back an amazon gift would be dumb and pointless.

Sometimes I have an urge to absolutely destroy her puss

Is it only me?

What tipped you off? Is it that the board has been totally unusable for discussing film or television for 6 months?

Get a load of this guy

Lost my shit at "girls"

First for creed.

I wouldn't fuck her with the Torch of Gondor.

Reroll

she shouldn't cosplay as black canary. she's way too fat.

You do realise you're posting in a "would you?" thread?

feminists like to claim porn is rape but she's the one acting like therapist

Please give me a 1 or 2.

seriously though, many camgirls, especially non-nude camgirls, do a lot of therapy work for their tippers. there has to be at least one traumatic event to lead a person to spend thousands of dollars for her virtual company.

Poo in loo get

i better not get a 6

lets seee

pwned

No, I find her to be incredibly bland and nothing special, not to mention she's really annoying and likely mentally retarded

No


Everything about this is setup to improve he lack thereof. Photoshop aside. Look at the hair. If it had no volume you would instantly see how fat her head is

Look at the corset. It's not a trad one but corset all the same to flatten out fla. Attempts to accentuate tits.

Seriously everything about this is fake and without any of these things it's instantly gross. Or gross already because you're not as stupid as most people

so you have everything in common?

I don't know man my girl has both but she's great at it.
Probably helps that she suffers most of the time and gags a lot and that's a big plus for me.

whats her name? where can i spend my shekelz on it?

She's annoying as fuck and has an ugly face.

Rest of her is alright though.

i would never have sex with her because my rival fantasy of declining her offer and thus taking a famous woman down a notch satisfies my ego even more. even though i am a nobody, my dick is still too good for her, in my opinion, in my fantasy

This thread is low test as fuck.

who is that fluid druid?

not with Bailey Jay's dick

This. I'd fuck that wet pussy

m8 kill yourself in the most violent way possible

nope. really, i'd rather just jack off than endure the awkwardness of trying to fuck somebody I'm maybe 1% attracted to.

however I'd make passionate love to Suey Park.

She looks like my mom
So yeah i guess so

You might need to lose some weight if you think she's starving herself. She's fat.