>Poor men. You hear them at the office, in restaurants, in bars, their brains filled with meaningless facts about sports, cars and electronics as they entertain friends with their endless jokes about genitalia and bathroom activities, not to mention their humorous accusations as to the sexual orientation of their conversation partners.
>They loudly amuse themselves by hurling insults and epithets -- the words "dick," "balls" and "ass" being the etymological anchors of their attacks -- all for the express purpose of making one another laugh.
>They seem to be having such a great time that you'd feel like a monster alerting them to this one unfortunate fact: Men just aren't funny.
>It makes sense. Men are genetically programmed to hunt and gather. It is they who must impregnate the herd and protect the collective. And so it's only logical that their brains would need to possess lower humor standards in order to pass the hours entertainingly with their cohorts while stalking that night's dinner or standing guard against the enemy.
>Alas, women's evolved nature, along with their desire to avoid the dystopian nightmare of men trying even harder to be funny, causes them to withhold the soul-crushing revelation of masculine jocular inferiority. But many more women now also will continue to follow bravely in the footsteps of those pioneering females who elicited laughter before them, risking societal harmony in the name of making the world a more hilarious place.
Where were you when Paul Feig totally smashed the patriarchy, Sup Forums?
If you honestly think men are funny then how do you explain Paul Feig.
Elijah Harris
Is he even a man? That is way fucking off
Elijah Bailey
*queefs* HAHA US GURLS RIGHT?
Jaxon Fisher
I might not always agree with Peter Hitchens, but at least the guy made sense. Feiggot, on the other hand, is just an idiot with a pedestal.
Christopher Brooks
>endless jokes about genitalia and bathroom activities Sounds like any female comic if you ask me. Besides don't they beat the bad guy by shooting him in the dick?
Carter Reed
will pissbabies EVER recover?
Ryder Campbell
>sports, cars and electronics this sexist shitlord is implying those hobbies are only for men. Is he against women in the tech industry?
Colton Ortiz
Why does he make comedy films if he doesn't think men are funny?
Adam Lee
>>They loudly amuse themselves by hurling insults and epithets -- the words "dick," "balls" and "ass" being the etymological anchors of their attacks -- all for the express purpose of making one another laugh. >muh vagina, boobs, period, I'm a whore Wow women do the same thing
Camden Powell
SAVAGE
Grayson Watson
To be fair, have you seen this shitfest of a movie?
Lucas Scott
Holy shit what a whiny ass faggot. No wonder he got his ass kicked on a daily basis.
Owen Flores
>Men aren't funny >That's why a bunch of men wrote and produced my movie directed by me, a man >Go watch it
Oliver Wilson
How was he the skinny counselor in Heavy Weights? What happened to him?
Connor Wright
Yeah, there are pretty terrible men who think it's hilarious when men get hit in the dick.
Ryan Hall
holy shit i thought OP was memeing but then i saw this article
i wonder how his mind works, like, i would love to be paul feig for 60 seconds just to see how his brain operates
Easton Powell
why is this guy such a humongous faggot?
Jose Adams
>self-hating beta bitch with zero self-awareness spouts dumb sexist nonsense that everyone knows isn't true
This guy is reaching Burch levels of cucked.
Henry Walker
>withhold the soul-crushing revelation of masculine jocular inferiority My sweet fuck, just give this guy a trilby and a katana so he can teleport behind us already.
Benjamin Harris
One of the biggest jokes in Bridesmaids center around them all shitting themselves.
Owen Myers
>Paul Feig directs movie >Movie is bad >In retaliation for the movie being bad, expresses that "Men, Just Aren't Funny"
the irony is palpable.
Austin Watson
Paul Fag.
He should just come out of the closet already, he'll feel better. Plus, it's the current year.
Ryan Jones
How can one man be this cucked?
Easton Hughes
It is, and pretty much says so in the article.
Elijah Cruz
>writes a counter article to a dead guy that was written 6 years earlier
>According to Feig, his world has been female-centric from an early age. Growing up in Michigan an only child, and with a father busy running a surplus store, he spent a lot of time with his mother. “Most of my friends growing up were either women or sensitive guys like myself,” he notes. Though his last name is pronounced “Feeg,” its close enough to a gay slur that boys his age teased him. “You know how guy comedy is,” he says. “They would call me names and punch me. And I would think, ‘I don’t enjoy this male bonding!’ And I hated the locker room, because that’s where I got beaten up.”
>It’s this guy bonding, combined with a world of insults and name-calling and talking about sex and sports that I can’t relate to.”
>Feig points out that he finds women can talk as dirty as men. “But it’s different. Guy bonding can get kind of ugly, aggressive,” he says. “I have so much swearing in my movies, but I have to find people who can swear right. Melissa can say ‘f—’ a thousand times and its poetry. A group of guys being bawdy and dirty and nuts, and a group of women being the same way, is a completely different feel.”
Jaxon Taylor
>name is fag >doesn't like men
#justberenstainthings
Andrew Phillips
>paul fag has an opinion on men discarded.
Joshua Howard
>Nothing makes women more wet than a guy that make them laugh. Being 6'4"+ will always take that crown
Jaxson Rivera
Fucking soft poof.
I am actually saddened he didn't kill himself like all the other soft homosexual children do when they can't stick up for themselves.
Nathaniel Carter
This explains a lot about his movies.
Michael Collins
>being a freakishly tall, incredibly awkward, lanky faggot yeah, for sure, women love that shit
t. 192 cm tall guy, which is the perfect height. women do actually find it attractive and arousing a lot, sorry manlets
Gavin Long
I don't know, maybe he was tired of seeijg it quoted and linked whenever he released a comedy full of women. He probably wasn't serious about it, just thought the original article was dumb and wanted to see how a counter article would be received. Unsurprisingly, it pisses people off no matter who the target is because its a dumb argument.
Parker Parker
>waiting 9 years to swing back at a dead man's article so he can't debate or disprove you
how incredibly brave
Brandon Martin
So the movie, made by him, isn't funny.
Jack Price
His comments on how he didn't like "male bonding" after being bullied in school explain a lot about his persona. He is just a traumatized, low-test fag who couldn't stand up by himself and so decided to blame his problems on manliness. I would feel sorry for him if he wasn't so stupid.
Ayden White
>Poor men. You hear them at the office, in restaurants, in bars, their brains filled with meaningless facts about sports, cars and electronics as they entertain friends with their endless jokes about genitalia and bathroom activities, not to mention their humorous accusations as to the sexual orientation of their conversation partners.
>They loudly amuse themselves by hurling insults and epithets -- the words "dick," "balls" and "ass" being the etymological anchors of their attacks -- all for the express purpose of making one another laugh.
So Feig is a Sup Forums autist and "men" are "normies"
Josiah Jenkins
lel what the fuck is wrong with this guy
Blake Parker
>directed some true comedic talents in shows like The Office, Parks and Rec, and Arrested Development >has the audacity to call men unfunny
Yes, directing this episode made him think "you know what, men really cannot be funny"
But men and women genuinely laugh at male humour. No one sincerely laughs at female humour, unless they're retarded women.
Matthew Cox
>No one sincerely laughs at female humour If you've never laughed at an episode of 30 Rock then you have no sense of humor
Kevin Edwards
>192 cm tall guy, which is the perfect height
Right, some stranger on the internet just so happens to be the perfect height, no doubt
Ayden Hughes
It's still silly because the original article is liberal nonsense about how "women are less funny because they are taught to be like that" and how "men don't want women to be funny because they are insecure"
Ian Phillips
>beaten up in the locker room
Did this ever actually happen? I knew some turbo autistic in high school, most kids just ignore them
To be fair, a lot of it is delivery and the writing staff was a mixture of men and women I agree Tina Fey is easily the funniest woman in Hollywood for like the last 20 years though
Michael Gray
It's entirely written by Tina.
Caleb Edwards
female writers can be funny after they've put hundreds of hours into getting it right. listen to tina off the cuff, she's not a funny person.
Lincoln Howard
>did the best episodes of arrested development and the office >also created freaks and greeks
what the fuck happened
Isaac Morales
>replying to a literal dead man
I have no idea how someone this self-loathing is allowed to create movies.
Jacob Garcia
So what, the writing staff just showed up to collect a paycheck?
Oliver Price
kek it makes me feel so good that you think my height is so attractive that I'm lying about it.
Landon Davis
>their brains filled with meaningless facts about sports, cars and electronics In one sentence "Dont like what i dont like" I bet he is boring at small talk
>>They loudly amuse themselves by hurling insults and epithets To which parties does he go? Mens locker room? Biker bars?
>alerting them to this one unfortunate fact: Men just aren't funny Sounds very Sheldon like
>Men are genetically programmed to hunt and gather. So he is sexist?
>Where were you when Paul Feig totally smashed the patriarchy, Sup Forums? Doing somehting different than just forcing my superior complex into an interview.
Jordan Nelson
Paul Feig: >"I'm making a stand for women's rights on this over-commercialized, money-grab rebboot of a children's movie about ghosts."
America: > "You're a fucking idiot"
Daniel Parker
women laugh at me all the time and i dont get laid
Owen Bell
For starters, as an only child who was bullied, he is probably so eager for social acceptance he'd eat a piece of shit if someone clapped afterwards.
Combine that with a fear of descending into irrelevancy after the novelty of women taking center stage wears off and here we are.
Same thing happened to Joss Whedon
Jose Parker
6'4 is roughly 192 cm though
Jordan Torres
The funny thing is, that sounds logic why he react like he reacts.
And sorry user if you got bullied.
Juan Scott
>you think my height is so attractive that I'm lying about it
Sounds like your height means there's not enough blood in your brain to facilitate reading comprehension :^)
The half an inch between you and 6'4 is something that really bothers you, I'm sure
Tyler Thomas
shit, I thought 6'4' would be 2m+
never did bother to fully understand inches and other imperial nonsense
in that case, 6'4' is fine
Mason Carter
>I bet he is boring at small talk
Boring at boring talk? Not unusual.
Chase Gonzalez
I did, but once I left high school it stopped...you know, like it does literally anywhere in the world.
Jordan Watson
>I thought 6'4' would be 2m+
Wow, what a retard, I know feet and inches aren't as "logical" as metres but it's not fucking guesswork.
Hunter Young
Touché
Unable at small talk?
John Green
tallfags confirmed absolute retards
Zachary Lewis
...
Colton Brooks
>never did bother to fully understand inches >still has the gall to call it nonsense
spoken like a true internet retard
Juan Parker
he sounds like that guy who never made any friends or got invited to any of the parties and just blames everyone for his short comings
Brody Young
>>Feig points out that he finds women can talk as dirty as men. “But it’s different. Guy bonding can get kind of ugly, aggressive,” he says. “I have so much swearing in my movies, but I have to find people who can swear right. Melissa can say ‘f—’ a thousand times and its poetry. A group of guys being bawdy and dirty and nuts, and a group of women being the same way, is a completely different feel.”
Is this real life?
Isaac Taylor
>the words "dick," "balls" and "ass" being the etymological anchors of their attacks >meanwhile all women joke about is shoes, menstruation and being naked and randumb
Camden Stewart
>its a Gays and lesbians think they know how men act and feel better than actual straight men episode Don't they have the slightest hint of self awareness to consider for a fucking second the possibility that they are too biased to talk about men let alone judge men? There was an openly gay kid in my class, I grant him this. It must be hard but first day of class he went straight to the girls and made no attempt of interacting or talking with any of us ever, he acted incredibly passive aggressive and bitchy about everything, even the slightest hint of banter, hell he got so bad he reacted with some bitchy insult to people saying hi or making the smallest attempt at interaction. During those talks the school psychologist has with the students he said things like he would let some drunk kid freeze to death even if the kid never did anything to him, without even telling someone else about him. This isn't a gay or straight thing, there are plenty of cool gay guys but people like this just, I don't get them
Brandon Wood
I just re watched the pilot last night. Jesus, this show is gold.
Colton White
This guy really strikes me as the type who didn't have a lot of guy friends.
Adam Russell
It's her vehicle, but it's like saying Dan Harmon wrote the entirety of Community and forgetting about Chris M and the other writing staff
Kevin Lopez
He couldn't handle the bantz
Jordan Sullivan
good it stopped, even it was a long time.
Nathaniel Lewis
6'4 is too fucking high, no, 5'11-6'3 is good
Nolan Lopez
Guys talk shit about each other, it's just how it is. There are those who learn to take the insults and throw them back (people with good senses of humor) and those who can't take it and reject anyone who insults them (Feeg)
Julian Ward
Acting like a whiny assblasted faggot certainly didn't help
Jacob Harris
It's called autism and a victim mentality user
Charles Foster
But Paul Feig is a man and what he says is funny.
Jackson Bailey
Nothing in that sentence is correct
Landon Butler
Funny thing is, that men have been the funniest in his most recent movies.
Nolan James
But can Paul Fieg beat Madara Uchiha?
And I’m not talking about Edo Tensei Uchiha Madara. I’m not talking about Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara either. Hell, I’m not even talking about Juubi Jinchuuriki Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan and Rinnegan doujutsus (with the rikodou abilities and being capable of both Amateratsu and Tsukuyomi genjutsu), equipped with his Gunbai, a perfect Susano’o, control of the juubi and Gedou Mazou, with Hashirama Senju’s DNA implanted in him so he has mokuton kekkei genkai and can perform yin yang release ninjutsu while being an expert in kenjutsu and taijutsu.
Liam Taylor
I’m also not talking about Kono Yo no Kyūseishu Futarime no Rikudō Juubi Jinchuuriki Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan (which is capable of Enton Amaterasu, Izanagi, Izanami and the Tsyukuyomi Genjutsu), his two original Rinnegan (which grant him Chikushōdō, Shuradō, Tendō, Ningendō, Jigokudō, Gakidō, Gedō, Banshō Ten’in, Chibaku Tensei, Shinra Tensei, Tengai Shinsei and Banbutsu Sōzō) and a third Tomoe Rinnegan on his forehead, capable of using Katon, Fūton, Raiton, Doton, Suiton, Mokuton, Ranton, Inton, Yōton and even Onmyōton Jutsu, equipped with his Gunbai(capable of using Uchihagaeshi) and a Shakujō because he is a master in kenjutsu and taijutsu, a perfect Susano’o (that can use Yasaka no Magatama ), control of both the Juubi and the Gedou Mazou, with Hashirama Senju’s DNA and face implanted on his chest, his four Rinbo Hengoku Clones guarding him and nine Gudōdama floating behind him AFTER he absorbed Senjutsu from the First Hokage, entered Rikudō Senjutsu Mode, cast Mugen Tsukuyomi on everybody and used Shin: Jukai Kōtan so he can use their Chakra while they are under Genjutsu. I’m definitely NOT Talking about sagemode sage of the six paths Juubi Jinchuuriki Gedou Rinne Tensei Super Saiyan 4 Uchiha Madara with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan, Rinnegan, Mystic Eyes of Death Perception, and Geass doujutsus, equipped with Shining Trapezohedron while casting Super Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann as his Susanoo, controlling the Gold Experience Requiem stand, having become the original vampire after Alucard, able to tap into the speedforce, wearing the Kamen Rider Black RX suit and Gedou Mazou, with Hashirama Senju’s DNA implanted in him so he has mokuton kekkei genkai and can perform yin yang release ninjutsu while being an expert in kenjutsu and taijutsu and having eaten Popeye’s spinach.
Angel Hernandez
I’m talking about sagemode sage of the six paths Juubi Jinchuuriki Gedou Rinne Tensei Legendary Super Saiyan 4 Uchiha Madara with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan, Rinnegan, Mystic Eyes of Death Perception, and Geass doujutsus, equipped with his Shining Trapezohedron while casting Super Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann as his Susanoo, controlling the Gold Experience Requiem stand, having become the original vampire after having absorbed Alucard as well as a God Hand, able to tap into the speedforce, wearing the Kamen Rider Black RX suit, with Kryptonian DNA implanted in him and having eaten Popeye’s spinach while possessing quantum powers like Dr. Manhattan and having mastered Hokuto Shinken.
Levi Lewis
>it's a Sup Forums doesn't understand satire episode
Chase Martinez
At least we're not hysterical, overly sensitive, bags of whine. Also, I've found woman to be amusing, but never one that has been funny.
Brayden Butler
So he's a beta cuckboi who got bullied by alpha manly jocks and now hates men and blames toxic masculinity for getting assraped in middle school. He's eternally friend zoned by women for being a little bitch but he's so pathetic he enjoys just being friends with women because they make him feel safe like his mommy. Did I miss anything?
Cameron Rodriguez
But he's married.
Brody Rodriguez
I wonder if he did this on purpose.
Like, he's had enough of the Hollywood machine and wanted to get out, so he decided he might as well go out with a bang.
Fuck this, I'm out! Written and Directed by himself.
He's got enough clothes and enough money to last a lifetime, so why not go out with a huge flop and not be bothered by 'the industry' ever again.
This way, he's out and he's out for good. They can't keep pulling him back in.
Really makes you think.
Nicholas Morris
i'm 6'3 as well. agreed it is the perfect height. not tall enough to be a lanklet, tall enough that you're taller than 95% of girls that you'd ever want to fuck, even in heels.