Whats the manliest condiment?
>super spicy is for niggers/gooks
>booze infused BBQ sauce is for Chad level degenerates.
Id say pic related or colamns mustard. Maybe even brown sauce. Definitely something that would have been used as lube at a turn of the century British boarding school.
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Sriracha is GOAT
English mustard that stuff cucks French mustard
>Implying that spicy nigger ketchup is in the same realm as Worcester sauce
No.. no. its not
Motherfucking plum sauce.
I put that shit on everything
worcester sauce is for hipsters and old ladies.
>pic related: THE BEST
God tier
Ketchup obviously its robust, versatile and, it make what ever your eating look like you hunted and killed it.
lol sugar paste nice one
Damn straight. I love it so much i got it tattooed on my hand.
Any other fans of Lingham's sweet chilli sauce?
Thank you.
Gook
Hipsters?! Clearly there is more to this hipster shite than meets the eye.
Mix ketchup and Worcestershire sauce to a 4:1 ratio. Thats some good biz right thur.
Get out.
Worcester overrated
The spicier the manlier. op is a pussy
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>I like to burn my taste buds so I cant enjoy my food
Shiggy diggy do
"if the milk turns out to be sour, im not the kind of pussy to drink it."
Making every meal unpleasant just to show how good you are at putting up with painful burning and sweating
Real cool..
Second
Whiskey.
I cum on everything I eat, pretty manly. But I'm a cannibal though.
by that bullshit logic pepper spray or sulphuric acid are the best.
I do like a simple, robust, smokey hot sauce as long as it's not total rocket fuel. Big fan of Tobasco.
Learn to cook, not just put some damned sauce on a steak, that is really manly.
Eating your own spooj is in no way manly.
Have you tried it?
This is Sup Forums, people can think that it actually is
>Implying good cooking doesnt have room to accommodate relishes and preserves
Yh it tastes like lumpy slimey dish soap. Not good.
HP makes a bacon sandwich... bitches
PS not a robot
Pfft. Amateur. For me its phosphoric acid or nothing.
Then OP should be a real man and work to allow him a bigger kitchen, not a spicy sauce to make him think it is manlier
Mmmmhm.
Sweet baby rays honey BBQ hands down favorite sauce.
>That or franks ocean sauce
OP said he doesnt even like spicy stuff shithead
Amerifat
A1 STEAKSAUCR
how is that not here
3rd world nigger
How much you weigh? 183 lbs at 5' 10
Change spicy for mustard, the rest can apply for OP
Mayonnaise is best condiment
Pfft mexico is not third world Gordito. Give it 5 years you will be fat.
Based British 6'3" 220 lbs of pure muscle OP reporting.
Whitey detected
A1 steak sauce is a Worcestershire sauce rip off
Worcester is still better tho
Is gravy allowed?
Yes, but you best be talking about sausage gravy all over a breakfast platter nigger
Mustard is the most manly. But some high test hot sauce is also a condiment.
strawberry jam
Nothing, just enjoy the taste of the food
Tough call... i like most condiments depending on what the food is.
I like all of these and more..
Sriracha
HP sauce
Homemade jalapeno mayo
Dark soy
HP spicy woodsmoke BBQ sauce
Curry-mango sauce
Chipotle sauces
Any and most all basic hot-sauces (tabasco, texas pete etc. etc.)
Anything made with or from jalapeno OR chipotle
Devil's jam (jam made from chilis and bell peppers)
and so on..
i DO NOT like alcohol infused BBQ-sauces
Holy fucken shit I'd never even heard of that and yeah will be giving it a crack. I was talking roast gravy, traditional not packet crap.
This god-tier Finnish mustard.
Definitely gonna cop some of this
I love ikea sweet mustard.
semen
the blood of virgin goats mixed with water and the juice of ghost peppers
then boiled
with flour added near the end of its cooking cycle and vigorously mixed in (for thickness).
The peppers are to remind you that the goat is only a spirit now.
gg everyone else.
single handedly killed the thread
good job
You're in for a not so pleasant surprise, m8
This. Simply this.
Buy it from your local supermarket or just steal it from pizza hut
Warm pee of a public toilet, remember eat your food it before it cools
Dijon mustard?
muricun detected
Not OP but fuck that. Hot english is the god mustard
GTFO with your nasty egg oil
ITT:
>condiment
>all you fags are posting sauce
tha fuck is wrong with you all?
Salt and pepper is where it is at
The big book of British smiles
Yuzukosho
Bitter, spicy and fucking awesome.
Tabasco sauce, they put it in MRE's for a reason.
Truffle salt
To numb the taste buds of the poor grunt who has to eat the thing? It isn't a condiment; it's an anaesthetic.
I consider it dead average but at least most places have it, if I'm doing bacon eggs out I'll usually load up on it
>underated post
Peppercorn sauce? Its peppery/mustardy but not too hot and its thick like my cock and goes on steak among other things.
Pic related
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Vinegar, faggots.
You win, that stuff is the business.
OP approves
Peppercorn sauce is god tier. Youre doing it wrong it theres no mustard and Worcestershire in it tho
Worcestershire basically is vinegar just with extra flavour.
Pics
Nothing else even comes close.
Not going to tell a man how to have his steak, but the pieces that force you to reject sauce are god tier, everything else is second best.
Do have one in the collection, have not tried, is it actually any good?
>super spicy is for niggers/gooks
Im so sorry you can't handle heat phaggot.
Kys
This and hot sauce
The manliest condiment? Salt.
The best/most versatile? Mayo/Aioli.
Looks like shampoo.
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>>>Get out