Fem-user here...bored with some time in bt/wn classes

Fem-user here...bored with some time in bt/wn classes.

I work at a sex shop. I'm black. I go to an all women's college. Ask me anything under the sun. Those are just topic suggestions.

>inb4 tits or gtfo
No.

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gtfo or tits

>work at a degrading sex shop
>still won't show her tits
>womyn

Largest buttplug you can fit in your sphincter?

You prefer white or black men?

timestamp or gtfo

goddammit
I don't see it as degrading. my uniform isn't a t-shirt that says "slut" or anything. We actually have to dress as if we were in an office workplace because we are considered a "fashion" store.

Timestamp with tits or gtfo

not what i should be seeing

tits or gtfo

fuck off nigger

I, personally, am not really into anal. But we do have a huge p-spot stimulator for the dudes.

Eh, no preference. My bf right now is white, but I didn't actively search for that as a pre-req. I've dated a pretty good mix of races I like to think. I do watch a lot of porn though and I think white men's dicks are... "prettier"

:^(

Weirdest request from a customer? I know someone else who worked at one and they have some funny stories.

tits or gtfo faggot you know the rules

Tits timestamp or GET THE FUCK OUT

A guy came in and he was what we call...an adjective user. In came in twice in the same day asking for the same thing...first a product called "yummy cummies", which we don't sell and told him the first time. Then a "double ended dildo for two girls to use". The first time the girl showed it to him he said "oh that's not what we want. we want like a big fat wrinkly black cock for them. it's just not big enough". When I showed it to him later that day, he didn't say that (probably cause I'm black lmao). He also kept telling us he was a swinger. (and apparently a cuck b/c of dildo need)

Most of the time, nothing is really weird. Most people just word things too specifically. like "strap on for lesbians to fuck with"

pic of face? body? fully clothed, i just recently discovered my insatiable desire for ebony women

Why did you first consider working at a sex shop?

who do you think would win in a fight to the death, Donald Trump or a large kangaroo?

Do you get many people buying porn videos, given the amount of porn available online?

Which college? You might live near me.

all women's college? gotta be the one in oakland.

My major is public health- I plan on becoming a sex ed teacher

Uh we have some performance pills called Kangaroos and I had my bf try some and I almost died (not literally but that was a lot). So if that is any truth to the animal, the kangaroo would win. Unless the donald pays him to throw the fight

Pretty much just old men and that's ALL they buy. They tend to be kind of conservative even though all I really offer is a fleshlight lol. I've had a few younger black men (maybe mid 30s) come buy them, which is fukin weird. One returned a broken disc b/c he tried it in all DVD players, including his CAR lmao

It's in one of the carolinas. Won't disclose actual name cause it seems some people REALLY want to see my tits, but there aren't many on this side of the US

so that's a no i guess

I live next to Smith college. I fucking hate that place. The SJW culture makes me want to commit sudoku.

tits or gtfo

You know the rules bitch.

Are you attractive? e.g. not fat?

>it seems some people REALLY want to see my tits,
everybody REALLY wants to see your tits.

I didn't know there were other all women's schools. the only one i've ever heard of is in oakland

you are cool i like your answer

IF annon identifies it self as woman, tits must be presented

I'm going to guess one of the ones in greensboro near the gay bar called the Q or something.

>it seems some people REALLY want to see my tits,

this your first time on Sup Forums

im a girl, give me attention, entertain me, i'm bored.....no timestamp no tits = fuck off

>"strap on for lesbians to fuck with"
Well yes... because if they specify that they want it for two lesbians to fuck with... then it's not like the guy is planning on taking it up the pooper.

OP - do they teach women how to make sammiches for men in your college, or are you at one of those new age hippy dippy colleges?

tits have not been provided

it's time to sage this shit thread

>Uh we have some performance pills called Kangaroos and I had my bf try some and I almost died
does it say what the ingredients are?

In your studies so far, have you covered the effects of porn on sex education much? There's a lot of talk about the effects of porn on teenagers' expectations of sexual partners, etc., wondering if that's covered much in your course

In your opinion, what role should sex education play at a time when porn is so easily accessible for teenagers?

oh fuck I almost went there lol. SJW culture is slowly rising here, which sort of sucks b/c all the courses I take for my major are related to sex/gender so I have to deal with that BS. Most people here are actually really conservative and (dull) and sheltered though so I don't think it will ever get very bad.

LMAO no I'm not fat, but I believe I'm pretty plain looking.

thanks, i have been told I'm pretty schweet

Yeah they are generally categorized by which part of the US they are in. So mine is like "BEST US SOUTH COLLEGES" vs. "BEST US COLLEGES"

Lol never heard of it but if it's by a gar bar time to transfer

Actually went through a short period of time where there are semi nude photos of me on the chan now. not doing that again, especially going into professional work TF i don't owe yall anything for ur made up rules

Well it's just un-needed for me to know b/c i all the strap ons fit regardless so I woudn't need to know who is using it. "OH YOU MEANT ONE FOR LESBIANS MY BAD, HERE'S THE ONE MADE FROM MAHOGANY"....also a man was asking this question

It's actually
>our best seller
>all natural
which is partially why it's our best seller. you can smoke and drink with it in your system.

tits or gtfo

What made you visit this site ? Also how black are you ?

We don't have culinary arts here. That's at the art institute.

So far, porn leads to a lot of misinformation. I've dealt with kids who think you can't get pregnant standing up, if it's your first time etc....

THAT being said, I think porn is a cool device to "see" what sex is when you're young and like "woah wtf is a peenus". HOWEVER, it doesn't teach any of the health factors, and people will replicate what they see without being safe. They know sex moves but not how to put on a condom, get tested or understand that if you pull out, you can still get pregnant and an STI/D. Sex ed right now is about health and decreasing unwanted pregnancies and abortion rates. So unless porn decides to include the opening scene of "oh wait, this girl is a stranger having sex with 30 of us right now, I should put on this condom to prevent spreading or catching an STD and avoiding a baby" then that will always be a job needed haha

Also, it includes STD/STI counseling, biostatistics, etc

I know it sounds ridiculous, this being on Sup Forums and all, but this is exactly why nobody takes women seriously. There are rules here. You expect to reap the benifits of any group that makes it onto your radar without following any of the rules. There are established rules to posting on Sup Forums; the most prominent being: TITS OR GTFO

Uh I've been using this site since I was 15 lmao.

how black am I? HOW BLACK AM I? this morning I ate a bowl of nails....

with a fork to save the milk for tomorrow

have you ever been pounded by some white cock before? I've been with two black girls and they loved it, was sort of fun seeing the difference in color.

okay well I've been here an hour and NOT ONE PERSON has asked me if I would like to see their tits. b/c I WOULD. TIMESTAMP NECKBEARDS

my bf is white

I know you don't speak for the black women community, but what are some tips for a white guy trying to get a black gf?

Not familiar with Kangaroos, but quite a few "natural male enhancers" (eg, Goldreallas) actually contain either sildenafil (viagra) or tadalafil (cialis) ...which is why they work at all. The US feds are continually playing whackamole with the manufacturers.

you are a man and you're white.
plus you're fat and ugly.
nobody want's you, cut off your penis and eat is sub-human

>>have you ever been pounded by some white cock before?
>my bf is white
so ...yes? you said you were bored at work so: greentext

since you're black, ass or gtfo

Fuck this cringy bitch. Sage.

be nice

consumerhealthdigest.com/male-enhancement-reviews/kangaroo.html

here's the active ingredients. it's a 3 day pill, but you don't have a boner for 3 days. It just helps you to have the "strong" effects when said boner does appear

lol
>met bf
>have cool sex

this one is new

show me ur tits

tbh it's not like some rule made by virgin neckbeard will ever be respected

that makes sense.

i wqs thinking of trying one of the "natural" ones, but was afraid i'd get popped on a drug test

viagra and cialis are prohibited in sports that follow the WADA code

sage

roleplay somewere else

right?

I would say to try it. There are a few pills in that store I would not suggest to ANYONE. these definitely did work for us. It was a fun little treat, but not something to regularly take.

who told you about my warrior-cats roleplay

forgot to add, you can at least go to a store and read full ingredients, since I'm not there rn I can't say what all is in it but if drug testing is a concern, def read the label in person first

I've never taken any pills of any sort but am intrigued. Mostly to last longer. Thinking about math and my naked grandma only makes me cum faster.

Which would you recommend? Over the counter please. Amazon delivery would be even better. I see they have kangaroo and have heard about rhino but read those give you a bad headache.

Tits or gtfo

>femanon
>black
You are the Sup Forums antithesis

Post feet pls.

Its a fucking dude at least show a feminine penis or you a man and your a smelly nigger

As someone who takes 10mg of cialis once per week (lasts for 3 days in my case), I recommend it if you have any issues, it makes your sex a porn movie, really.
I don't recommend viagra, huge side effects (red eyes, headache) and short effect, (about 3-4 hours)

Sup Forums come on it should just be tits or gtfo or gore come on! What is this shit Sup Forums has gone weird which is fucked really does not make sense

If you're worried about vasodilator chems showing up in a blood test, reading the labels on these "natural" products isn't enough - because, you know, they're not labeled as containing generic viagra/etc. You might be able to get off (lol) on a "jeepers, Coach, I didn't know - it wasn't labeled!" technicality, but I doubt it so why risk it.

otoh, you can use the FDA as a shopping list lol
fda.gov/Drugs/ResourcesForYou/Consumers/BuyingUsingMedicineSafely/MedicationHealthFraud/ucm234539.htm

Only pill other than kangaroos I would recommend are pythons. Pretty much knock of kangaroos. haven't tried them but have heard they work pretty okay.

i.ebayimg.com/images/g/PrcAAOSw8oFXy6X2/s-l300.jpg

I'm going to class soon so why not. (this is old)

gore is an option now ok

Try /soc/ slut or /trash/

You get it legit? Order online? Considering this to kick up my mongering habit

>Sup Forums has gone weird
Never saw a thread derailed by tits or gtfo

Do u think this is hot op its great

Have you ever hooked up with customers?

I've been to a few sex shops and hooked up with both guys and girls that worked at them. Mostly in changing rooms or in the video booths, if your store has them.

What about this ?

why would i think this is hot lol

:( this one really hurt b/c i love soc classes

i'm not a foot dude, so... nice legs.

is that two buttholes lmao

no, we don't have any of those. Well a fitting room but only women are allowed. We're considered a "top tier" when it comes to the sex industry. I think there is a place like that nearby though b/c people come in thinking we offer stuff like that sometimes. also I'm in a relationship so wouldn't really do that regardless

Fucking Trap confirmed from man-legs. Go dildo you ass in gender studies class you piece of shit.

...

Tits or its spiderman!!

I've never met anyone so upset they can't see my boobies.

I really hate these captchas omg

This arouses me, please continue

nah it's cool. but thx

So can you swing like a spider can op?

Aren't all rules made up?

I guess that's a good point. but I live by the golden rule, and therefore, you all must show me your tits first.

Must be pretty black because I don't get this reference.

MODS

So op do you like stuff like this

reference to ep. of spongebob when he tried to get into the salty spatoon

Pretty sure you need a prescription for cialis right?

I know a girl that looks like sid the sloth lmao

So black people watch a lot of spongebob? Do they know it is a children's show?

i never made that ice cream ad bro them jews did so complain to them

or...OR....I watched it as a child

You fucking nigger trap scum, you have fake tits from surgery and whore-moan therapy. This proves nothing. Post your cunt with timestamp or gtfo.

I have a prescription, however the legit one costs too much, I get it online and you don't need prescription for that.
Make sure that you don't have heart and kidney issues and you're ok.

Where are you from op ? Continent wise?

Dubs say you have to.

Link? I've ordered generic medicine through an online pharmacy before and was happy with the results but can't remember the site.

Thanks user

Op come show your tits no face needed you know you want coz your here unless you are scum

Op which one are you?

US.

Dubs say YOU have to

Are you as black as this slut???