Post your wildest fantasises

post your wildest fantasises

here's mine:

>meet a girl
>I like her
>she likes me
>we start dating
>we have a serious relationship

To go to sleep, and never wake up.

i discover magic

I have thought of this too... but I wish everyone would also forget about me after

...

Not being a beta faggot.

I look alpha, just don't feel it.

far out, bro

Immortal shapeshifter would be bretty gud

That or supreme dictator of my own country / the world

oh my god.

That I die

yeah that's sort of far-fetched

Fuck dude I have some twisted fantasies to share but this seemed to drift into a feels thread and it just doesn't fit anymore

Here's mine:

>meet your girl after you start a serious relationship
>fuck her in ways shes never let you
>send you vids and pics while it happens of her laughing at you while I'm inside of her
>reveal that some of the pics and vids are a week old and we've been going at it behind your back
>tell you she wiped my cum off her chin with your toothbrush in that weeks time
>have enough money to donate to charity

Those are my wild fantasies

>Meet girl
>blah blah blah
>good conversations blah blah
>good girl
>Get to fuckin
>Rub my dick on her asshole without asking if anal's ok
>Obviously it's her favorite
>Stuff her socks in her mouth and cum on them when done

>have enough money to donate to charity
what charity, Sup Forumsro?

Kek'd

>take a shit
>wipe my ass
>pull up pants
>go about business and not feeling like i have to wipe my ass again 15 minutes later

I've always wanted to stumble upon a leprechaun or a genie and do him a kindness and be rewarded with a wish. I'd wish to also be magical and immortal so I could spend a few thousand years fucking with people in stupid ways like knocking things off of shelves and making rustling noises at night. Sometimes I might pick up and item that they left out somewhere and hide it somewhere they wouldn't look for it. Other times I might undo someone's laces and redo them way too tight on one shoe and way too loose on the other so neither are comfortable for different reasons.

So anyway after I figure I'd engineer the downfall of the civilization and set myself up as a god-king of the new world. Temples, worshipers, everything.

Good question OP.

thats a good one

this is pretty good
this is a little rude tbh

activia yogurt + moderate increase in dietary fiber

yw

Have my best friend back. Damn I wish I took that door instead.

A threesome with a girl and a crossdresser, involving a strapon and some domination.

>wake up

HUDJKHFJKDSFHJKDFJK make up

not going for a meme here, this gets me rock fucking hard

>be with young black girl, early 20s
>abuse and keep in small space for months
>fuck her senseless and cum in her mouth whenever i want to
>should she ever get pregnant have it aborted instantly telling her she's not worth my genes
>break her
>keep fucking her and abusing her till she dies

Too wild for me bro. I'm out.

To go back in time and do things differently

Oh boy there's quite a few

>get pantsed
>everyone sees I still wear cartoon underwear
>everyone sees I have a small bulge
>people harass me and pants me everyday and laugh at me and take pictures
>girls bully me and make me fap for them while they laugh and take pictures
>make me lick their feet and socks

another

>mom/sister gets mad at me for fapping
>makes me strip
>makes me dress up like a girl
>takes pictures of me
>spanks, kicks, pulls, tortures me in the dick and balls
>laughs at me
>shows everyone
>not allowed to wear anything else
alternate ending when I'm feelin a little more fucked up
>ties me up
>castrates me

I'll post more, have to think about and sort through the fantasies and find the other ones I'm okay with sharing.

Having the balls to actually carry through with my suicide plans.

I meet a girl
Hang out awhile
She kills me
I die happy death
I want to die please Sup Forums kill me.

A fellow bass baritone

Bump

I'll kill you but you have to kill me first

Touch a wet Vagina

sjdhqwieuhefiubqiwu shake up

Here's mine:

>meet a kike
>crack a random non-antisemitic joke
>kike laughs hard
>kike tells me: "never laughed like that! I'll reward you $100k"
>gladly accept and give him my account number
>spend the evening browsing recreational vehicles offerings
>next morning buy a full optional van for about $45k
>go straight to the RV guy and give him some $25k for preparation
>then wander around living a happy solo life MGTOW in my brand new shiny camper van

>>Obviously it's her favorite
because she did it with a bunch of niggers

>Slowly kill every person in the world one by one
>down to just me and one other person
>look at them and smile
>the chase begins

ops, forgot to say that the one I saved was the Giant Nigger sporting the Massive Penis

>and he's gay

Gain mind control
>Trump takeover
>seduce gorgeous women