How to anal, Sup Forumsros?

How to anal, Sup Forumsros?
I'm a dude.

bend over

Open up wide and think of England.

lube up your ass before he shoves it in

>spit on your penis
>spit on her butthole
>stick it in
>????
Derp it's not hard.
I prefer mine natural, so I don't care if it]'s not clean

just stick it in there
it's not that hard

>it's not that hard
maybe thats why he asks for help

how do i make sure the other guy doesn't end up with his dick covered in shit?
what do i need to do to cum from it?

>it's not that hard

yours may not be

All you need to know is - If it hurts, you're going too fast. Ease into it, using plenty of lube. The anus will expand to allow comfortable pounding, but not instantly.

Douche / enema 2h before the deed is done

Just take a big crap and spray some water up your shitter while you're in the shower before you meet up. As for cumming from it, usually takes a good amount of pounding and is unlikely to happen your first time. Your first time is mostly ouchy.

Jokes on you guys cuz OP is really a fag

He's right. He has to start slow until you open up.

exactly , use lube and start with fingers before putting in a cock . ya start with one finger . add a second slowly stretch fingers apart in and around the ass hole ad third finger same process . this should help open it up nicely also pro tip look for the prostate .

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Step 1
>go to prison
Step 2
>drop the soap

just shove donger in there while she/he screams in pain