Hey there, that'll be $14.50 plus a tip

>hey there, that'll be $14.50 plus a tip.

What do you do next?

Laugh because I already pay for his college with my taxes.

Black people have jobs now?

Give him $14.50, take the pizza, "get a real job nigger"

>$14
>for that 6cm pizza

kiss him because i love niggers -OP

Ask him where the fuck is the little plastic thing which stops the card rubbing on the pizza.

This. All my keks.

Tell him to leave the pizza on the porch and back away from the house before I call the police. Nigger probably killed the pizza guy and is using his uniform to infiltrate the prosperous white neighborhoods that have managed to avoid the infectious black plague.

Who are you and what the fuck are you doing in my house cunt! Are you trying to seduce my boipussy? Please FUCK ME!

No, you would pay him, tip him and say thanks like a good bitch

I refuse to pay tip when it's asked

Give the FBI a Tip
> Clearly a PizzaGate thread

Give him a $20 and say "Thanks man, drive safe."

You're all very edgy.

Give him $20 and tell him to keep the change.

Lol

Give him a 10 and a 5

Cucks

Ask why is a nigger on my doorstep. I live in a predominantly Klansmen town.

>Implying people in this thread would have the social skills required to answer the door

>Why is the box open like that nigger?
>Take pizza
>start throwing 1451 pennies at him

>Pull out my glock
>Defend myself
>free pizza biiiitch
>????
>profit

Afterwards BLM burn your home down due to decriminalization

did he died?

>Implying i live somewhere with enough niggers for that to happen
>Implying i wouldnt just blow them away with all muh guns

I have no money mate. You want a slice of that and a hit of bong instead, mate?

only if you add in some wutermelon

No man they'd really call this guy a nigger and pull out their glocks because they're totally tough guys when they're not on the internet.